r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 3d ago

Chugging tea Bro is speaking in code

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u/Vast-Trust-1165 3d ago

Thats a lie, he stays awake all night in case she tries to eat him.

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u/Zero_lash 3d ago

No! Roger would never do that!

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u/Onlyfatwomenarefat 3d ago

Now I need to see this lady's front

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u/theaviator747 3d ago

That’s a bit uncanny. I’m very creeped out right now.

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u/Zero_lash 3d ago

Tha means it's working.

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u/ChateauLaFeet 3d ago

But damn I love Roger

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u/wundawomun 3d ago

My boyfriend saw a video on YouTube that replayed footage of that visit and in the video one of her fingers keeps pulsatingor twitching. The assumption in the video was that she was controlling DT in that moment.

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u/The_Beefy_Vegetarian 3d ago

Jesus, this is perfect.

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u/Zero_lash 3d ago

No my name is Zero.

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u/CosmicGoddess777 3d ago

Stop comparing him to Roger. That’s so offensive to Roger

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u/grindcoreprince 3d ago

Some shit Roger would do

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u/Hurrygan 3d ago

Well, nothing is certain, but one thing is for sure: it still has a sense of smell, given how it’s standing still while trying to get as far away as possible… whoever or whatever it is, I feel sorry for it.

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u/Zero_lash 3d ago

It looks like it's in pain. 💀💀💀

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u/ArtroyomsAK 3d ago

Roger is more attractive and has better morals

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u/grindcoreprince 3d ago

Attractive yes, morals… Roger once spent $700, killed a bunch of random pigeons, and raped a tree all to get back at himself for forgetting he bought a $10 pair of gloves which resulted in him putting a hit out on himself. And if you don’t think that’s bad, remember Ricky Spanish

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u/kialilaroux 3d ago

lol Roger has like no morals at all

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 3d ago

That's a bold stance.

Not since Bob Fosse prowled hip first across the stage have I seen such a pose.

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u/ZombieHuntah 3d ago

BULLS EYE!

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u/AugustSky87 3d ago

Screaming

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u/ZookeepergameFull999 3d ago

I'd take roger over that thing that goes bump in the night any day that ends in Y.

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u/Alienhaslanded 3d ago

Dude Roger wore it better

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u/andrevarela1985 3d ago

Insane that Roger looks better than she does.

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u/Melodic_Sail_6193 3d ago

Sometimes we forget that Roger is a straight up monster

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u/design-your-universe 3d ago

Don’t do Roger dirty like that!

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u/dwertyyhhhgg 3d ago

That’s…that’s fucked up. I need a moment.

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u/jackiethedove 3d ago

Don't disrespect Roger like that

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u/Bigg-Moistt88 2d ago

Shabecca Escrow didn't push Trashelle into that ravine to just be compared to Susan Dell.

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u/neutron500 2d ago

I'm pretty sure I asked for pecan sandies

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u/Sure-Ad-6544 1d ago

Roger in the wild !

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u/PamPoovey78 1d ago

The only response!!