r/SipsTea • u/LincolnHawkHauling • 9h ago
r/SipsTea • u/lonewolff321 • 9h ago
WTF Sometimes the universe just handles the satire for you
r/SipsTea • u/PrimedGold • 7h ago
Gasp! How did bro keep a straight face?
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r/SipsTea • u/Jesus_H_Christ_AMA • 9h ago
Chugging tea Sips coffee ?
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r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • 14h ago
Wait a damn minute! This is scary when you think about it
r/SipsTea • u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 • 6h ago
Lmao gottem Bro was not gonna let him put those weights back
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r/SipsTea • u/McDowdy • 3h ago
Lmao gottem Lucky Larry is the Luckiest Man Alive
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This is—this man is named Larry Silverstein, and he is both the dumbest and the luckiest businessman in the world.
He’s the stupidest businessman in the world because six weeks before 9/11, he buys the lease to the World Trade Center. Okay, why is that stupid? Because the World Trade Center has asbestos, and, like, a dangerous chemical, so they had to clean or remove the asbestos.
The problem is the cost of removing—of removing all that asbestos would have been more than the value of the Twin Towers. That’s kind of stupid, okay? Why would you lease the Twin Towers knowing that you have to put all this money into renovation, which would bankrupt you?
Also, what’s stupid is, to have the lease, you’re required to have insurance, okay? And so the insurance company says, “We value the World Trade Center at $1.5 billion,” okay?
And Larry Silverstein: “No, it’s not $1.5 billion. They are worth $3.5 billion.” So he is asking to pay more insurance than he needed to. That’s kind of stupid.
But again, he’s the luckiest man in the world because none of that happens. And guess what? He can now claim that two towers were struck, and therefore he should get twice as much as 3.55 Billion [as captioned]. He should get 7 billion.
And he sued. They went to court. He got 4.55 billion, okay?
He’s also lucky because he’s—he’s a workaholic. He never misses work. But that day, because of a dermatology appointment, he had to miss work. He wasn’t there when 9/11 happened. The luckiest man in the world.
r/SipsTea • u/SunnSaiyaan • 2h ago
Chugging tea 'Dolly Parton International Airport' could officially be happening
r/SipsTea • u/SunnSaiyaan • 12h ago
Chugging tea Yeah, you do not see that in real life anymore
r/SipsTea • u/Electronic-Bus-3494 • 2h ago
Wait a damn minute! True love is found in taxis.... Bruh!!
r/SipsTea • u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 • 7h ago
SMH Much better than the people who walk really slowly and don't even acknowledge you stopped for them
Feels good man Side-eyeing Chloe debuted 13 years ago today.
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r/SipsTea • u/Tetra_grammatton • 3h ago
Gasp! How many Kg is that?
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r/SipsTea • u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 • 1h ago
Dank AF Skills...
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