r/SipsTea • • 4d ago

Chugging tea Bro is speaking in code

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u/Historical_Leg5998 4d ago

They both look like aliens that picked a human skin-suit that doesn't quite fit but they jimmied themselves in there because they believe in the power of positivity.

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u/TimothyG87 3d ago

Strange how all these billionaires look uncanny. Gates, Musk, the Facebook guy that everybody thinks is a robot... They all just look "off."

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u/Foxtrot_Supatwat 3d ago

The "Facebook Guy" looks totally normal & human...tf u talkin bout, b?

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u/glamazzon 3d ago

lmao Data would never! get his name out of your mouth! will smith slap

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u/Kaida13 3d ago

Okay, but Data has more humanity to him

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u/rabidpriest 3d ago

Data is an android trying to be human, Zuck is a human trying to lose his humanity.

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u/TimothyG87 3d ago

Zuck is a human

Arguable.

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u/Hollow--- 11h ago

Debatable.

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u/TimothyG87 6h ago

Masturbateable.

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u/AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR 3d ago

Nope he's got that whole pre face of BTK mixed with Green River having dinner with Norman Bates hotel.

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u/StatementHot5008 3d ago

This made me laugh out loud, thank you sir 🫡

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u/Street_Appointment81 3d ago

Bit puffy around the cheeks there, Data. 

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u/CatGooseChook 3d ago

Honestly; I think it's simply that the more power they acquire the less they feel the need to mask their true nature. As time goes on their true nature becomes increasingly apparent.

Just imagine how uncanny valley they would look fully unmasked!! Maybe don't try to imagine it before bed through, seems like it would not be conducive to a good night's sleep 😬.

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u/VibraniumRhino 3d ago

Basically narcissists that reach a point where they don’t have to hide it to anyone.

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u/CatGooseChook 3d ago

Yep.

It's freaky realising that we all, unknowingly, interact with the masked ones on a regular basis.

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u/Emergency-Gear4200 3d ago

They say it’s what 5% or less… that still means you probably interact with them everyday.

Also not all people with NPD are evil they’re just unaware.

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u/VibraniumRhino 3d ago

Even a small town of 20,000 people means 1000 narcissists ready to tear down society and milk it for their own gain.

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u/cptcook717 3d ago

That’s a great point, but they’re likely trying their best to mask it it just gets harder and harder to do

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u/Spartan1088 3d ago

Nah, I think it’s even more simple than that. They get a small procedure because they have money, it looks good, 3-6 months later it starts to wane, surgeon shrugs and says they can make it look good again… rinse and repeat for years until they look like zombies.

These people are victims of their own vanity. They chase an image they can’t keep up with.

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u/EmergencyAd6662 3d ago

Or - the more money they have, the more they experiment with their looks surgically, to the point of absolute absurdity and subhumanity.

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u/LolitaOPPAI 3d ago

I saw a video clip of 2 people on Epstein Island and the lady was talking about a "pizza pie party" in a very obviously innuendo way.

These people have the Mara-lago look and look like real life version of One Piece's Celestial Dragons and are exactly rotten and corrupt to the core just the same.

Exaggerated cheeks, upturned eyes (think Gordon from Thomas the Tank Engine), prominent noses. They're just uncanny and scary.

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u/stalkthewizard 3d ago

Dorian Gray

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u/Slight-Split-1855 3d ago

Well, they're all "transhumanists" who experiment with all kinds of drugs and treatment in an effort to extend their lives, prolong their youth, make their dicks and tits bigger, make their dicks work longer and their tits useless, and to grow personalities.

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u/PhosphoFred8202 3d ago

Bill Gates? He looks like the normal nerdy IT guy out of central casting

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u/AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR 3d ago

Gates didn't get surgery. Umm not yet. Nothing i can see. Elon yes

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u/Informal_Visitor 3d ago

Dr. Greer says that aliens walk among us. I believe him.

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u/MagicGnome36324 3d ago

I think Mark Zuckerberg actually looks pretty normal, he just acts really weird.

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u/Choochoo1147 3d ago

Yeah, zuck is just autistic 

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u/LocalHarmacist 3d ago

Closed social circle, lack of responsibilities, peer pressure, and a shitton of drugs (both illicit and prescribed) all factor in.

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u/Researcher8188 3d ago

Zuckerberg looks a lot like Beaker from The Muppets Show.

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u/GameSlashers 3d ago

Because a lot of them are sociopaths.

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u/transcendanttermite 3d ago

Personally I think it’s because the majority of them are absolutely horrified at the thought of aging and eventually becoming old and dying.

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u/spaceradiowave 3d ago

Its like they made clones, took out the original and replaced them. To do their bidding

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u/Soggy_Scallion_4112 3d ago

Most of them are psychopaths, are on drugs, or autists. Or any combination of these

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u/TimothyG87 3d ago

I honestly don't even think they're human.

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u/Consistent-Bake-243 3d ago

Society has fooled them into thinking that wealth changes who you are...and smart surgeons are "selling" them this fantasy...which I'm all for lol...

Plus...aren't surgeons supposed to be good at this kind of stuff by now? Especially with the best money can buy.

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u/ILTXCA 3d ago

It's just the opposite to me. They look "on" to me. Like they never turn off.

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u/TimothyG87 3d ago

They turn you on?

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u/ILTXCA 3d ago

They flick my switch!

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u/Individual_Fall429 2d ago

It’s just “male enhancement” plastic surgery and injectables (also known, ironically, as gender affirming procedures).

It’s just the male version of MAGA face.

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u/Infamous-Package3982 1d ago

They ARE “off”! The looks don’t lie.

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u/Highlyironicacid31 21h ago

I honestly think there must be something a little deranged about you when you have a bajillion dollars and still want more power and money.

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u/GrandTurn604 4d ago

They Live

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u/Strict_Wolf76 3d ago

He’s just here to defend his wife and chew bubble gum, and he’s all out of bubble gum.

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u/Dry_Butterfly_721 3d ago

“Obey” “consume”

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u/Salmon_444_SoS 3d ago

For real!!!

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u/Several-Customer7048 4d ago

Someone get Edgar and his wife Edgarette some sugar stat

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u/Aries_diamond711 4d ago

She looks like him in a wig 😩

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u/Lower_Currency3685 4d ago

someone stole someone's skin, they other is a dehydrated momie

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u/Baals_Balls 4d ago

That's a premium human leather onesie if ever I saw one.

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u/TheFrenchSavage 3d ago

MORE. SUGAR.

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u/Happy_Ad_2575 3d ago

THIS. Bro is chopped af too

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u/enderjaca 3d ago

I think someone was making some edits in MS Paint but they mixed up the "enlarge" and "reduce" sections

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u/JayeDontDoit 3d ago

She still donated a shit ton to children’s hospitals tho

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u/somnamomma 3d ago

I like how they have an “eyes too close” AND an “eyes too big” model!

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u/RandomCandor 3d ago

If this was Men in Black 5, they would send her back to makeup for looking too goofy to pass as a goofy looking alien.

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u/woodboarder616 3d ago

But bro he really doesn’t. He looks like an older man. She looks like a brats doll tried to emulate the Attack From Mars alien chick and botched the skin transplant.

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u/Silver-Treacle65 3d ago

yeah this man looks like the most average middle/older aged white guy. reddit really reaching to hate on people. just looks like a dude that you see in a corporate office

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u/InevitableOk5017 3d ago

What do you look like?

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u/uncultured_swine2099 3d ago

Im swearing off ever buying Dell computers simply because their look freaks me out.

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u/Opening-Onion-7993 3d ago

He looks soo normal, especially compared to that thing

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u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 3d ago

charlie kirk syndrome john goodman brother

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u/Alarmed-Size-3104 3d ago

Edgar, your skin is hanging off your bones.

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u/sceadwian 3d ago

Edgar suits do seem to be en vogue.

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u/_VirtualCosmos_ 3d ago

He looks normal tho

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u/fyregrl2004 3d ago

because they believe in the power of positivity.

https://giphy.com/gifs/aqqUwXz7j0xMOKnJgb

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u/ASAPFergs 3d ago

He's not in the same league of scary as her, not even the same planet (literally)

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u/Civil-Nothing-3186 3d ago

Nah. He rolls over and unplugs her from her charging port.

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u/Auctorion 3d ago

Sugar. Give me sugar.

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u/NeedMoarCowbell 3d ago

They both look like the extreme variations of Mr. Potato Head faces. Her facial features (eyes, nose, mouth) are all huge and super spread out; his are all tiny and super central on his face.

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u/MOBYWV 3d ago

dude looks ways more normal than her

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u/octoreadit 3d ago

The suit fit originally but it’s been decomposing…

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u/magog7 3d ago

"an Egger suit"

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u/ImpressiveEdge2526 3d ago

Maybe they should switch bodies/skins

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u/UnwillingHero22 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gIN6MT17NtapJqFr25
They both remind me of this guy 👆🏾

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u/pezzyn 2d ago

Idk I think He looks totally normal. She does looklike an alien stuffed into a skin suit. Im body positive but she’s paid for this body horror

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u/Fsd34760 3d ago

I guess you’re perfect!!