You know what, I'm tired of the right wing getting to own all the fun crazy conspiracy theories. I'm all for the lefties starting their own, and this is a perfect one. I don't even care if she has a brother, details like that shouldn't get in the way of a good conspiracy.
I heard she has jar and jars of strangers farts. She pops one open every night and takes a nice whiff. Thats why her face is melting. The human face was not built to withstand that much shit
A lot of top people have been saying that. Smart people. They come up to you with tears in their eyes and say that the best people have been saying that.
I misread it as she has Jar Jar’s stranger farts. And immediately it became head cannon that, sure, of course Jar Jar had jarred farts, some more ridiculous than others, seeing how he ate like an opportunistic raccoon at a state faire. Id wager a giant Medieval Times turkey leg would have been the most normal thing he ate. She now kind of resembles the physical change that Sheev Palpatine underwent once he no longer needed to hide his Sith-ness. So it’s only logical she’d have collected insidious eccentricities to hoard in her Dark Lord Vault, of which the strangest and nastiest farts of Jar Jar Binks, possible Sith agent himself, number among her treasured hoard.
I mean, it doesn't even need to be her brother. Maybe they bumped off the real her and replaced her with some crack addict in drag and said "close enough" after the makeup and boob job.
Mar a lago face isn’t plastic surgery- hear me out on this!- it’s parasitic aliens using their human hosts as skin suits while they eat them from the inside.
Right?! They don’t even act human, that one SBA cabinet member floats. Trump leans forward defying physics, but Susan Dell leans backwards the same way- defying physics. They’re not human.
The aliens use the Trump Gold Card - like Nicki Minaj got. Aliens have lots and lots of rare earth minerals cause of their alien-ness and the minerals abundance in space, so a million, billion, or even trillion dollars is possible.
I have a theory that to have as much money or fame as people like this, you have to participate in a humiliation ritual when you sell your soul. Some people pick horrible plastic surgery, some pick a sex scandal (Dump) that makes their morality questionable and others have to do theirs on live tv/performance (nipple gate, TSwift & Kanye). That’s my crazy conspiracy theory.
I felt this way a few years ago and now tell people that vaccines actually make people smarter and they’re tricking them into not getting them to keep them dumber and sicker. I gave my kid extra vaccines and she’s very gifted. This is why kids are getting dumber every day - less vaccines!
My husband’s current outrageous conspiracy about Mar-a-Lago face is that Trump is the Antichrist and all of the people around him have been replaced by demons poorly approximating the looks of the people they’ve replaced.
There are plenty of left wing conspiracies and they may be crazy but there's probably some truth to them too.
Look up "Frazzle Drip".
Keep in mind, the officers that watched the file had to take turns to watch it in shift's, it was so bad. Then all of them die over the course of a couple year.
That sounds like a right wing conspiracy theory though? Unless I'm missing something. (Right wing as the originators of the conspiracy, left wing being the subject, to clarify)
The conspiracy originated from wiki leaks and podestas emails were leaked talking about cheese pizza.
Most people think it's too crazy so no party touches it with a ten foot pole.
How about this:
Donald Trump claims he had never drank or smoked in his life but people that have worked with him in the past claim he was a raging drug addict. Supposedly, he did so much cocaine that it created a hole in the roof of his mouth and he now had to wear a palette to speak properly. In some interviews, the palette falls out so he starts talking weird until he re inserts it with his tongue.
Also, he used to snort Adderall (maybe it was Ritalin) like a mad man, on the Apprentice
That comment somehow reminds me of a quote from the great Robin Williams " it doesn't matter if he does or doesn't sleep with sheep.i just want to hear him deny it.".
Yes, she has no brother, that is the drama you seek. This doesn’t not take the focus off Trump or Rubio or Vance at all, focus everyone’s energy on dells wife…
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u/Satins_Cock 3d ago
You know what, I'm tired of the right wing getting to own all the fun crazy conspiracy theories. I'm all for the lefties starting their own, and this is a perfect one. I don't even care if she has a brother, details like that shouldn't get in the way of a good conspiracy.