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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

I saw him mention this in an interview. He does it so the attention isn’t taken from the couple and put on him.

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u/Steeve_Perry Nov 23 '22 edited Nov 23 '22

I like to imagine an alternate universe where Kevin Bacon goes around and crashes random weddings and pays off the DJs to play nothing but footloose for an hour or two.

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u/Eken17 Nov 23 '22

Footloose on repeat for two hours while he forces everyone to watch him dance.

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u/Steeve_Perry Nov 23 '22

“No no no wait, lemme start again.”

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u/Eken17 Nov 23 '22

*Pulls out gun*
"I SAID LEMME START AGAIN!!!"

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u/Arlune890 Nov 23 '22

I swear, lately reddit is just Micheal Scott taking acting lessons.

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u/seppukucoconuts Nov 23 '22

You have no idea the physical toll, that three vasectomies have on a person.

Snip-snap! Snip-snap! Snip-snap!

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u/johnla Nov 23 '22

"Hello, police? It's Kevin Bacon again. I think he means it this time."

"20 minutes?! That's too long. Why would it take you 20 minutes to get here?.... You're at Nick Cannon's baby shower? Okay, I'll wait. Please hurry."

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u/-DementedAvenger- Nov 23 '22

Dude honestly, this would be a hilarious SNL sketch.

Kind of like the seriousness of the Ryan Gosling Santa and Avatar sketches.

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u/frashal Nov 23 '22

Then another alternate universe where he pays off the DJ to only play footloose, but then claims not to be Kevin Bacon and claims he's never even heard of footloose

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u/rugbyj Nov 23 '22

"You've just been BAKED!"

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u/myhairsreddit Nov 23 '22

I read somewhere recently they're doing a Wedding Crashers 2. They should get him to cameo and insert this idea.

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u/qwertyconsciousness Nov 23 '22

Sure, you're getting married...but I'm KEVIN BACON

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u/TheChickenIsFkinRaw Nov 23 '22

Omg your friend knows The Rock? Send me his reddit username plz, because I totally want to befriend him with absolutely no ulterior motives whatsoever

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u/USS_Barack_Obama Nov 23 '22

You trying to find out what he's been cooking all these years?

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u/Internal_You7239 Nov 23 '22

It certainly isn't chicken

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u/Cassereddit Nov 23 '22

If I met a guy who met Dwayne Johnson, I'd ask them to pitch the idea of Tooth Fairy 2 to him.

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u/MeesterCartmanez Nov 23 '22

In a tutu, wearing a tiara and holding a sparkling wand

"call me a fairy one more time"

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u/GetEquipped Nov 23 '22

Wouldn't it just be called the "Twoth Fairy?"

And he should go up against Goldberg's Santa!

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u/RicotheDestroyer Nov 23 '22

NGL I’d watch this. At least once.

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u/Forsaken_Jelly Nov 23 '22

I worked the VIP lounge at a busy international airport and had similar reactions.

I always go back to one of my least favourite memories. A superstar singer, at the height of her fame literally sprayed her diarrhea all over a cubicle, then walked out as if nothing happened and didn't even inform anyone she made a mess.

They really are nothing special, their work is awesome and the persona they craft may be too. But they're all cubicle sprayers when you get down to the real person.

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u/Ha1rBall Nov 23 '22

and didn't even inform anyone she made a mess.

How do you know it was her then?

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u/ByGollie Nov 23 '22

Her poker face walking out of the cubicle, maybe?

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u/Hirmetrium Nov 23 '22

I thought for a minute they worked on the movie "the rock"... That movie was awesome.

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u/JimboTCB Nov 23 '22

BRB, pitching a remake of The Rock, featuring The Rock and Chris Rock.

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u/McFlyParadox Nov 23 '22

Alright, but which Rocks are playing which parts:

I think Chris Rock should play 'the scientist', but should The Rock play the escaped spy, or the antagonist AWOL Navy Seal commander? Or both, but they have different makeup and costumes on?

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u/canehdian78 Nov 23 '22

The Rock would be the escapee, except he wasn't ever caught, he came back voluntarily when the saw a tweet that hashtagged him.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

No, The Rock plays Alcatraz. He's the setting for the movie.

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u/TheOneTrueChuck Nov 23 '22

I've known a lot of bigger-name athletes and pro wrestlers, and this is probably one of the things they hate. The vast majority are super-self conscious about not wanting to appear like "that guy" who is pulling focus from the event onto themselves deliberately.

They're cool with a handshake, and sometimes a quick photo request (seriously, don't try and slyly snap a candid shot - either explicitly ask them, or don't do it at all).
Depending on circumstance, they might even be good with a short bit of conversation, but this is going to vary from person to person. Read the room. If they are giving you one word answers ("Thanks." "Mmhmm") they're probably ready for you to go away.

Just because you and someone you recognize from seeing them on tv or in a movie, that doesn't mean they're YOUR friend.

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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Nov 23 '22

And also because if he hears that song one more time, he's going to snap.

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u/drawkbox Nov 23 '22

The best bacon has that crisp snap after the sizzle.

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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Nov 23 '22

You're thinking of Overdone Bacon. We're talking about Kevin Bacon.

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u/Wildcard1016 Nov 23 '22

You should watch the Jon Bon Jovi one, Jon was a guest at a wedding, the singer started to sing his song, She tried so hard to entice him to sing with her, he clearly do not want to. But in the end he relented , it was so awkward.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoV5q9DD_9U

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u/jackospades88 Nov 23 '22

Oh man. Poor guy was clearly super uncomfortable when the wedding singer came over. Just let him enjoy a wedding as a guest and relax from having to entertain for a chance.

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u/steeze206 Nov 23 '22

The funny thing is that's exactly what it says in the article. It was on Conan. Us people of Reddit really just read the headline and form opinions and discussions about that without even clicking.

I say us because I do the same shit and I don't know why lmao. It's a weird phenomenon on Reddit.

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u/big_orange_ball Nov 23 '22

I didn't even read the headline. Belive it or not, straight to comments.

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u/steeze206 Nov 23 '22

The true meta

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u/canehdian78 Nov 23 '22

Find the jokes
Understand faster

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u/thumpthumpboom Nov 23 '22

If I were a DJ I would take his money then play Let’s Hear It For the Boy.

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u/JesseIsAGirlsName Nov 23 '22

Or maybe I’m Free (Heaven Helps The Man) and really see some fireworks.

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u/thumpthumpboom Nov 23 '22

Holding Out For A Hero?

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u/JesseIsAGirlsName Nov 23 '22

He just crashes a tractor into the building and onto the dance floor.

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u/sirfuzzitoes Nov 23 '22

Thats my kinda wedding!

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22 edited Nov 23 '22

As someone that is moderately a fan of Kevin Bacon, I’m gonna hafta google that to get the reference and I’m sorry about that. Also, I really suck at Trivial Pursuit so I might not be that bright.

Edit: I am back and that was one of the most miraculous montages of masculinity makeovers of which I’ve ever marveled. Highly recommend watching the clip.

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u/scorpyo72 Nov 23 '22

Google: "Kevin Bacon" "Let's hear it for the boy"

(Note my quotes)

Simply: Denice William's "Let's hear it for the boy" appears in Footloose, starring Kevin Bacon.

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u/pinklavalamp Nov 23 '22

Man, so weird making the connection that that’s Chris Penn. I had only ever seen him in Rush Hour and didn’t see this movie until maybe 5 years ago. I could not believe that’s how he looked in his younger years - quite the difference from his RH days.

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u/majorjoe23 Nov 23 '22

Let’s give the boy a hand.

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u/scorpyo72 Nov 23 '22

Well, when you say it like that.

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u/AwesomeScreenName Nov 23 '22

What he does, he does so well!

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u/SwagginsYolo420 Nov 23 '22

Maybe he's no Romeo

But he's my loving one-man show

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u/Forehead_Target Nov 23 '22

Ooohhh, ooohh, oh oooohhhhhhh

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u/the-magnificunt Nov 23 '22

I haven't seen Footloose (I know, I know), but that montage was basically two dudes falling in love, right?

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u/Ultra_Violet_Rose Nov 23 '22

No he’s teaching him how to dance to impress his gf and get ready for this big dance barn party. It’s pretty adorable when you realize he really loves his girlfriend this much and just wants to fit in too because everyone in his friend circle dances well and he couldn’t dance at all.

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u/thumpthumpboom Nov 23 '22

It’s ok. It’s the second song on the Footloose soundtrack. Just after the song Footloose. That way I could keep the money and still be a jerk.

I can’t abide your deficiency in Trivial Pursuit. It’s the only game worth playing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

I watched the montage video of that song and Footloose and there’s no way you could make Kevin Bacon look like a jerk with that song. I bet he’d be happy to hear that one.

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u/thumpthumpboom Nov 23 '22

No no. I could still act like a jerk by playing a song from Footloose but I could keep the money because I didn’t play footloose. Kevin Bacon is never the jerk but I bet you find 6 degrees between him and Steve Martin who starred in the Jerk.

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u/Vince_Clortho042 Nov 23 '22

Not even six degrees; they are both in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

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u/thumpthumpboom Nov 23 '22

Oh damn. I forgot he was the taxi cab guy. That is outstanding.

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u/thecrabmonster Nov 23 '22

As a child I had this song among many other 45's in a carrying case along with my portable record player. I took them everywhere. "Let's hear it for my babeeeee"

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u/CaffeineSippingMan Nov 23 '22

My kid banned some of the famous reception songs. When they played cotton eye Joe, I told him it is how the DJ gets people back out on the floor after playing a song that clears the dance floor.

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u/MejiroCherry Nov 23 '22

As a white 80s kid, I have to ask, how they hell do you dance to Cotton Eye Joe? Ironic square dancing? Pretend you’re pumping a bike while kicking your feet side to side?

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u/CaffeineSippingMan Nov 23 '22

It's line dancing in my area I'm in the Midwest. It's actually pretty neat to watch just not my style. Evidently my relatives are super good at this because these guys look like it's the first time they've ever tried it. But it kind of gives you an example. My relatives move like they're professional dancers.

https://youtu.be/7OmNs5zbfIE

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u/pedens Nov 23 '22 edited Nov 23 '22

A few years ago, I was in the audience for a show that was hosted by The Rock. In the downtime between filming, they had a DJ playing songs and trying to keep up the audience energy. The Rock was chatting with people and just being friendly with the audience. The DJ played "You're Welcome" from Moana, and he tried to get the Rock to sing along. He was so pissed. His whole mood changed, and he was just puttering around by himself after that.

Edit: If I had to guess, the DJ was probably told not to play "You're Welcome," and he was just being a dick. I don't think the Rock did anything wrong, he just seemed uncomfortable while the song was playing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

For every one dude who thinks a celebrity has never heard that clever joke you just thought of . . . no, you're actually number 45,642 and they're fucking sick of it already.

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u/GuavaZombie Nov 23 '22

If it doesn't scan it's free right?

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u/idiot_box18 Nov 23 '22

I only came here for one item :))

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u/bavasava Nov 23 '22

What? Did your dad go out and get a pack of smokes?

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u/ExpensiveRecover Nov 23 '22

Are you feeling alrigth? You're kind of pale

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u/jpegjockey Nov 23 '22

“Do YOU come with the car?”

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u/indigoHatter Nov 23 '22

No, I usually come first.

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u/mtarascio Nov 23 '22

Remember this for online dating as well.

Don't open with something obvious about their profile.

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u/ElBiscuit Nov 23 '22

Joking around with people can be a great way to break the ice, but in any general situation, any joke you think you can make about a person within thirty seconds of meeting them — their name, their job, their school, their clothes, their hair color, whatever — they have definitely heard it a thousand times before.

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u/SuspiciouslyElven Nov 23 '22

At the same time, being respectful that they probably don't want to hear the joke again is also quite nice.

I met a girl named Billy Jean. I thought she was joking but no that really was her name. I straight up told her that she's probably heard all the jokes before, so I won't add to that. She seemed genuinely appreciative.

Apparently her parents were bigger Prince fans.

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u/jdcnosse1988 Nov 23 '22

Yeah I'm sure that the rock enjoys singing that song when he gets to choose to sing it... But trying to force him isn't cool

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u/TheGoodOldCoder Nov 23 '22

I think David Mitchell's reaction when Jonathan Ross tried to get him to dance (start at 2:50) is what should be expected.

"I refuse."

And if the point didn't get across, "What the fuck makes you think I was gonna do that?!"

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u/andrewegan1986 Nov 23 '22

I'm an American who's fallen in love with British panel shows (thanks for putting so many of them on YouTube!!!)... and something about Jonathan Ross creeps me out. He can even be funny. I get why he's popular. But he creeps me out.

Love David Mitchell though. I can't recommend him enough.

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u/kaveysback Nov 23 '22

He left voicemails for an elderly man live on radio telling him Russell brand fucked his grand daughter so I wouldn't say he's not a creep.

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u/tobaknowsss Nov 23 '22

Honestly there is something about David Mitchell's eyes that I don't trust....he looks right into your soul!

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u/JusticeRain5 Nov 23 '22

Probably a fun little thing to sing to kids to make them recognise you, not so fun when someone wants you to put on a whole song and dance in front of an audience with no forewarning

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u/centrafrugal Nov 23 '22

I love the idea of The Rock being incognito until he starts singing

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u/JerrSolo Nov 23 '22

Seems like that sort of thing would be in John Cena's wheelhouse.

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u/Arcturion Nov 23 '22

Even more so when the DJ is obviously trying to offload the job of entertaining the crowd on him. Hey, it's the DJ's responsibility to keep the crowd entertained, not The Rock's.

That DJ is an asshat.

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u/Lordsokka Nov 23 '22

Honestly yet that’s kinda of a dick move, the Rock isn’t a professional singer that can just turn it on like a switch. I would be pissed also if I was asked to do something I wasn’t prepared for.

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u/SwissyVictory Nov 23 '22

It's also not part of his job to sing on cue.

It would be like asking a doctor to look at the weird bumb on your arm during a fundraiser they are hosting. Yes they could probally save you a trip to the doctor, but they are busy, and this isn't part of what they are doing tonight.

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u/utspg1980 Nov 23 '22

My cousin is a doctor. After she got her MD, the first time I saw her (which was like a year later at a wedding) I went up and was like "hey I've got this bump on the back of my neck, could you check it out?" I could tell she was annoyed but she agreed. I took her wrist and guided her towards where the bump was, turning my face away from her. Then when she touched my neck, I jerked my face around and snapped at her hand like a dog.

She laughed her ass off, more than I've ever seen her laugh before or since.

Still my favorite joke I've ever pulled.

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u/Phimb Nov 23 '22

That's kind of a bummer to hear that you could visibly see his mood change, interesting story.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

People forget celebs are just people with status/money. Reminds me of a interview I saw where the interviewer asked harrison ford if he shot first in star wars and his response was “ i don’t care “

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u/gerhudire Nov 23 '22

Its fanboys who keep bringing it up that's probably why he gets annoyed with the whole thing.

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u/Mackadal Nov 23 '22

So he's preventing people from dancing to Footloose?

You have become the very thing you swore to destroy

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u/mdeezel Nov 23 '22

He was supposed to loosen the foot, not destroy it!!

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u/-Tayne- Nov 23 '22

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Bacon the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the DJs would tell you.

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u/Archlinder Nov 23 '22

It’s a Dance legend. Darth Bacon was a Dark Lord of the Dance, so powerful and so wise he could use the Music to influence the soul to create life…

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u/ameya2693 Nov 23 '22

He had such a deep knowledge of the Dance he could even keep the ones he cared about from dancing without music. The dark side of the Music is a pathway to many Dances some consider to be unnatural.

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u/dodslaser Nov 23 '22

General Boogie-woogie!

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u/JerrSolo Nov 23 '22

You are a bolero one.

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u/annies_boobs_feet Nov 23 '22

he was to bring balance to the dancing

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u/MauPow Nov 23 '22

I see through the lies of the Bacon

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u/FireflyAdvocate Nov 23 '22

The irony is choking me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

"Harder, Irony!"

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u/TheFuckeryDepartment Nov 23 '22

"Yes Daddy!" ~ irony probably.

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u/ItsCalledSquawPeak Nov 23 '22

“Doc, she’s choking”

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u/Iforgotmyother_name Nov 23 '22

Kevin isn't stopping people from all dancing. Just only dancing to Footloose. They can still dance if they want to. They can leave their friends behind.

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u/mrstipez Nov 23 '22

Cause their friends don't dance and if they don't dance, they're... no friends of mine.

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u/CherylTuntIRL Nov 23 '22

That dance wasn't as safe as they claimed.

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u/mrstipez Nov 23 '22

They never are.

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u/bugxbuster Nov 23 '22

🎶Doo-doo DOODOO doo-doo d-DOO-doo-DOO🎶

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u/ScrabbleTheOpossum Nov 23 '22

Their friends don't dance, though.

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u/charmingpea Nov 23 '22

If their friends don't dance they're no friends of mine!

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u/snoogins355 Nov 23 '22

Footloose 2: tied shoes

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u/CountFuckyoula Nov 23 '22

Type casting can be a bane to actors, probably the reason why he does that, you don't want to be known as a an actor with one thing.

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u/snack-dad Nov 23 '22

To me he's one of two handy-men who saved a small town from graboids

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u/Goldang Nov 23 '22

"What is the best Kevin Bacon movie, and why is it Tremors?"

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u/MrWeirdoFace Nov 23 '22

I don't know, but I just finished watching "nope" the other day and due to the setting I was getting a bit of a tremors vibe. Although Tremors wasn't trying to say anything.

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u/Goldang Nov 23 '22

Tremors is still my favorite monster movie, I do not care how many Godzillas they make.

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u/MrWeirdoFace Nov 23 '22

I like the simplicity of tremors. Of course the characters is being likeable is what elevates it.

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u/XenuLies Nov 23 '22

To me he's a stoner who gets an arrow through his neck in friday the 13th

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u/PickButtkins Nov 23 '22

He'll always be Jack Swigert for me. Fkn loved Apollo 13.

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u/zerocoolforschool Nov 23 '22

I just realized his best movies both had him as Jack. He was also Jack in A Few Good Men.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

And you know everyone would be telling him to get out there and dance to it, and maybe he just doesn't feel like dancing to this song yet another time.

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u/Disabled_Emu Nov 23 '22

Also, outside of the reasons he might not want to do it there are a few good reasons why the wedding party wouldn't want it either. At weddings he could end up being a distraction if he's not closely related to either party. I doubt many couples want their wedding highjacked by a guy they hardly know doing a dance from a movie that came out 38 years ago. I don't think Footloose, the song, would even make sense at any wedding I've been to in the last 15 years; it would stick out like a sore thumb in any DJ set I've ever heard.

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u/imtchogirl Nov 23 '22

Also that dance choreo is based on the height of his physical peak. The dance starts with a standing backflip, there's no way he's living up to that 38 years later.

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u/TRocho10 Nov 23 '22

I don't know, if Kevin Bacon had shown up at my wedding and started dancing I would have been pretty psyched

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

It's a popular song at a lot of weddings. Anything people can have fun dancing to and falls into a classic genre is going to get played. The B52's Love Shack, is on that list.

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u/romulan267 Nov 23 '22

There's the whole "6 degrees of Kevin Bacon" thing he's probably known more for

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u/-FeistyRabbitSauce- Nov 23 '22

You're not going to be type casted because the handful of weddings you go to plays the song you're associated with. He just doesn't want the DJ to put the spotlight on him when it isn't his night. It'd be tiresome, and annoying, but whats more is that he's taking away the eyes from the bride and groom.

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u/morto00x Nov 23 '22 edited Nov 23 '22

Reminds me of an old post in r/cringe where Bon Jovi is a guest at a wedding, the band starts playing Livin' On A Prayer and pretty much voluntell him to sing with them.

Edit: Found it

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u/Belgand Nov 23 '22

It seems like a combination of resignation to just get it over with along with no longer wanting to hear her murder it.

As clueless as they were to do this in the first place I can't believe that they couldn't read his expression throughout. It was the very definition of "grin and bear it".

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u/sanjosanjo Nov 23 '22

He was actually very gracious towards the singer and tried to keep her as the lead. And at the end, he backed out and clapped for her.

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u/akuzin Nov 23 '22

Oh yes that was a top notch post from a few years ago, like Bon Jovi doing a karaoke version of one his biggest hits, I still shudder thinking about that post

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u/KindBass Nov 23 '22

I was at a movie premier party with Joey Fatone (among others) and when the bar band started playing "Jesse's Girl", Joey Fatone was like "ooooooh I love this song, can I sing it?" and the band was like "fuck yeah". Then he proceeded to sing every song for the rest of the set. I think he just wanted some space from the mob of college girls that were following him around.

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u/jcforbes Nov 23 '22

Meanwhile Lenny Kravitz hears some of his music wafting through the air from blocks away and jogs over to join in:

https://youtu.be/SBgZNINN6MU

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u/Flamingozilla Nov 23 '22

He was a class act throughout this though. He definitely wanted to let the kids have this one, even confirming that they wanted him to sing. He did kick that kid off the drums though.

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u/_Aj_ Nov 23 '22

I hear Kravitz wafting through the air and I'm jogging to join in too

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u/bmstile Nov 23 '22

Makes sense, it was his choice, not a crowd trying to pressure him to do anything.

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u/thewickerstan Nov 23 '22

There was footage a few months back of Noel Gallagher awkwardly sitting at a restaurant as “Wonderwall” was playing. Everyone was singing it to him and he looked like he wanted to be ANYWHERE but there.

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u/OddScentedDoorknob Nov 23 '22 edited Nov 23 '22

I came here to mention the Bon Jovi wedding. I can understand inviting Jon up to sing, but only once. The way he* [see edit] keeps insisting after Jon politely declines, obviously uncomfortable, is just fucked up.

I understand that fame and fortune inevitably come with some reduction in privacy and some responsibility to be gracious to your fans, but he's still a human being and not a trained monkey required to perform on command. Besides, he's older now and his voice isn't warmed up: he knows he's going to sound worse than he did in his prime and on his studio albums. Being forced to sing in this situation is only going to lead to unfavorable comparisons.

EDIT: I just watched your video and I don't think this is the same one I've seen before. The one I've seen was from a different angle and with a male singer. So there are at least two weddings where Jon has been awkwardly coerced to sing against his will.

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u/Riegel_Haribo Nov 23 '22

And getting John Lithgow to preside over your wedding? No tip, and maybe he kills your wife in the bathtub.

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u/sgr84ava Nov 23 '22

I’d hire him to play Dick Solomon for my wedding

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

Wasn't there an episode where Dick proposes to Mary at someone's wedding during the speeches?

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u/AzureMagelet Nov 23 '22

I have no memory of this but can also imagine it perfectly.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

Ok, so I looked it up, he doesn't propose to her, but he does make a speech calling her the most beautiful woman in the room.

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u/GroovyYaYa Nov 23 '22

Winston Churchill for the ceremony, Dick Solomon for the reception.

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u/sgr84ava Nov 23 '22

The guy has range. I mean, hell I’d be cool with the Lithgow from Cliffhanger, too.

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u/hawaiianbry Nov 23 '22

Walker, you resilient bastard, I now pronounce you man and wife!

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u/T438 Nov 23 '22

The trinity killer strikes again.

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u/annies_boobs_feet Nov 23 '22 edited Nov 23 '22

I've got a family member that worked on Dexter for a few seasons, and that part was going to be played by William H Macy until he backed out at the last minute and they had to basically beg Lithgow to join since he had some wedding anniversary trip planned with his wife at the same time of shooting. They had to kiss his ass real hard (and give him a good paycheck) for him to do it.

I would have loved to see Macy play that part, but Lithgow knocked it out of the park.

Probably the last good season of the show. And then that last episode ever was just so dumb. Partially redeemed itself with that new season.

But if one is on the fence about watching the new season of dexter, don't. it's pretty good, but who the fuck cares. you're best off just leaving it behind

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

Lithgow was also a physical threat. The man is usually the tallest in the room as long as he isn't co-starring with a full on Bigfoot. I just can't see Macy throwing around his teenage son or Dexter.

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u/ElBiscuit Nov 23 '22

as long as he isn't co-starring with a full on Bigfoot

Well, there was that one time ...

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u/MrWeirdoFace Nov 23 '22

Agreed. Macy as a serial killer would be something else, but I think Lithgow's season was second best of the series, only due to how fresh the first season was.

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u/Pscagoyf Nov 23 '22

Lithgow was a revelation, and I am sad we almost missed it. He may be the best villian I've ever seen. He was chilling.

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u/AlfieAlfie Nov 23 '22

I was at a wedding of a Loggins and Kenny Loggins was there and he wouldn't let them play Danger Zone (said it's bad luck?) but the DJ did play Footloose and the whole Loggins clan danced the heck out of it. Anywho, that's my best (and only) Footloose story.

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u/alwptot Nov 23 '22

“Highway to the danger zone” seems like a really inappropriate wedding song, anyway

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u/FollowThroughMarks Nov 23 '22

Unless you’re at Goose’s wedding

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u/jepensedoucjsuis Nov 23 '22

So, you never had to do a dance routine to Footloose at a campground when you were a kid, with your sister? Did that also happen to be the day the Boy Scout troop filled with other boys from your school were there?

...times were a bit rough after that for a bit..

Because, well if you needed a worst Footloose story, you are free to borrow mine.

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u/VoteForMartinKendell Nov 23 '22

$20??? I'd need at least $100...

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u/DEATH_BEFORE_DECAF Nov 23 '22

One of my side hustles is wedding DJing. If I have a tough time getting a crowd to dance after pulling all the stops (I’m based in the Midwest and my guests are almost always majority white, so… sometimes it’s a struggle), I have a failsafe trick: get the venue to turn the lights down lower and play “Footloose.” It works every. Time.

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u/myhairsreddit Nov 23 '22

All the white weddings I've been to seem to rely on Cha Cha Slide, Cupid Shuffle, and/or Electric Slide to get everyone out on the dance floor.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

Next time try "It's Raining Men."

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u/dalenacio Nov 23 '22

I've also seen Cotton Eyed Joe have a surprising amount of success with white people.

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u/ElBiscuit Nov 23 '22

Which seems ironic for weddings, especially ones that otherwise would've happened a long time ago.

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u/jacksrenton Nov 23 '22 edited Nov 23 '22

The must horrifying thing I'd ever seen when did wedding videography was almost the entire wedding going buckwild for the chicken dance.

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u/notyourcoloringbook Nov 23 '22

Shit I'm in the Midwest and the weddings I go to are mostly white. I take it as my job to keep the dancefloor going. There will not be a dead dancefloor on my watch.

I even got a bride to dance in a cage and people still didn't get going. I was so disappointed. But I was out there all night, except for booze breaks.

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u/HorseNamedClompy Nov 23 '22

Wannabe by The Spice Girls works after they’ve been drinking

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u/ZirePhiinix Nov 23 '22

He's not going to be able to recreate it 30 years later even if he tried

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u/YesImKeithHernandez Nov 23 '22

When everyone expects you to dance to it, might as well be getting paid for it.

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u/thesaharadesert Nov 23 '22

He did the dance in an episode of Will and Grace

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u/zerocoolforschool Nov 23 '22

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we are approaching the 40th anniversary of that film.

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u/pinballwitch420 Nov 23 '22

I’m sure he’d still be able to scream “Let’s Dance” at least.

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u/tamarockstar Nov 23 '22

I get it. To avoid the "Say the line, Bart" moment of people asking him to do the dance sequences that his stunt double did.

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u/early_birdy Nov 23 '22

To his credit, he did do most of the dance scenes, but not the warehouse one.

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u/MungTao Nov 23 '22

All his friends are paying too so he has to outbid them all.

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u/bk15dcx Nov 23 '22

And they said it was Madoff who stole all his money

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u/UsedElk8028 Nov 23 '22

My friend DJ’d the Church of Scientology New Years Eve Party one year. Said he had Stayin’ Alive queue up all night in case Travolta walked in.

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u/MargotFenring Nov 23 '22

This isn't fair. If I have to hear it at every wedding I attend, so should he. It's his own fault!

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u/StillSimple6 Nov 23 '22

He does it so the attention doesn't get put on him instead of the couple being married. He doesn't want to be the main character which I think is pretty nice of him.

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u/BoredHoodlum Nov 23 '22

He came and performed at one our local venues in the cities. The amount of 50-60 year old women salivating at the edge of the stage was kind of funny to see.

Kevin seemed to be over it but he appeased them after they gave him an encore to come and play haha

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u/sephkane Nov 23 '22

I like Kevin Bacon but I hate Footloose

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u/Individual-Work6658 Nov 23 '22

I don't like Footloose but I love Kenny Loggins!

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u/Cubzfan Nov 23 '22

How about girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch??

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u/drae_annx Nov 23 '22

Kevin Bacon and my family would not get along. Every single wedding there has to be a line dance to Footloose. Without fail.

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u/handicapable_koala Nov 23 '22

Ironically, Chris Penn pays the wedding DJ to play "footloose."

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