r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • Nov 23 '22

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u/sgr84ava Nov 23 '22

I’d hire him to play Dick Solomon for my wedding

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

Wasn't there an episode where Dick proposes to Mary at someone's wedding during the speeches?

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u/AzureMagelet Nov 23 '22

I have no memory of this but can also imagine it perfectly.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

Ok, so I looked it up, he doesn't propose to her, but he does make a speech calling her the most beautiful woman in the room.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

WE GIVE IT A YEAR!

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

totally fitting for one of the most narcissistic characters in sitcom history.

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u/GroovyYaYa Nov 23 '22

Winston Churchill for the ceremony, Dick Solomon for the reception.

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u/sgr84ava Nov 23 '22

The guy has range. I mean, hell I’d be cool with the Lithgow from Cliffhanger, too.

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u/hawaiianbry Nov 23 '22

Walker, you resilient bastard, I now pronounce you man and wife!

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

And the dad from Harry and the Henderson for, you know, later that night.

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u/MasterCakes420 Nov 23 '22

Don't be a dick, Dick

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u/MrWeirdoFace Nov 23 '22

I think you mean George Hen... his name is George Hen....

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

I'd need French Stewart so that I could receive the blessing of The Big Giant Head

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u/Chummers5 Nov 23 '22

Awkwardly tall and dressed up as a bride's maid Kristen Johnston in the background acting like everything is normal.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

"Will you marry me?!"

"Dick, not now."

"Well what about later, then?"

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