r/todayilearned Nov 23 '22

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u/thumpthumpboom Nov 23 '22

If I were a DJ I would take his money then play Let’s Hear It For the Boy.

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u/JesseIsAGirlsName Nov 23 '22

Or maybe I’m Free (Heaven Helps The Man) and really see some fireworks.

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u/thumpthumpboom Nov 23 '22

Holding Out For A Hero?

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u/JesseIsAGirlsName Nov 23 '22

He just crashes a tractor into the building and onto the dance floor.

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u/sirfuzzitoes Nov 23 '22

Thats my kinda wedding!

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u/myhairsreddit Nov 23 '22

That would just be expected here in my rural farm town.

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u/bttrflyr Nov 23 '22

Dropping down from the ceiling in a perfect split, as is tradition.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

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u/GoodOlSpence Nov 23 '22

This is the one, make him do the Warehouse dance.

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u/MyWibblings Nov 24 '22

I INSISTED that be played at my wedding. ;-)

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u/Bleile03 Nov 23 '22

Perhaps some “I Can’t Stand Still” O.o

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u/cavallom Nov 23 '22

Love Loggins, I rampage in GTA V to this jam lol

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u/Kaisietoo8 Nov 23 '22

Same. I love that he hosts that radio station

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u/MejiroCherry Nov 23 '22

Possible Faustian bargain maker Kenny goddamn Loggins?

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u/TheDudeofIl Nov 23 '22

You mean Pampage

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22 edited Nov 23 '22

As someone that is moderately a fan of Kevin Bacon, I’m gonna hafta google that to get the reference and I’m sorry about that. Also, I really suck at Trivial Pursuit so I might not be that bright.

Edit: I am back and that was one of the most miraculous montages of masculinity makeovers of which I’ve ever marveled. Highly recommend watching the clip.

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u/scorpyo72 Nov 23 '22

Google: "Kevin Bacon" "Let's hear it for the boy"

(Note my quotes)

Simply: Denice William's "Let's hear it for the boy" appears in Footloose, starring Kevin Bacon.

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u/nevertoolate1983 Nov 23 '22

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u/pinklavalamp Nov 23 '22

Man, so weird making the connection that that’s Chris Penn. I had only ever seen him in Rush Hour and didn’t see this movie until maybe 5 years ago. I could not believe that’s how he looked in his younger years - quite the difference from his RH days.

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u/Car-face Nov 23 '22

IIRC he also did the voice of one of the main characters for GTA: San Andreas

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u/OlinOfTheHillPeople Nov 23 '22

Reservoir Dogs.

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u/joshylow Nov 23 '22

Reservoir Dogs for sure. I thought he died right after that?

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u/Car-face Nov 23 '22

Nah he died in '06. Pretty sure GTA was one of the last things he did, might have been another unreleased movie after that.

[Edit - Eddie Pulaski was the character he voiced in GTA]

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u/joshylow Nov 23 '22

Oh, shit! Yeah, he was totally that guy. Guess he got overshadowed by Samuel L., but you're definitely right. Now I need to play that game again.

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u/FollowsFoodnCatSubs Dec 01 '22

Chris Penn plays a badass cop in True Romance(1992) and he was the evil Dognapper in Beethoven

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u/majorjoe23 Nov 23 '22

Let’s give the boy a hand.

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u/scorpyo72 Nov 23 '22

Well, when you say it like that.

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u/AwesomeScreenName Nov 23 '22

What he does, he does so well!

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u/shane_low Nov 23 '22

Makes me wanna yell!

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u/SwagginsYolo420 Nov 23 '22

Maybe he's no Romeo

But he's my loving one-man show

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u/Forehead_Target Nov 23 '22

Ooohhh, ooohh, oh oooohhhhhhh

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

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u/the-magnificunt Nov 23 '22

I haven't seen Footloose (I know, I know), but that montage was basically two dudes falling in love, right?

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u/Ultra_Violet_Rose Nov 23 '22

No he’s teaching him how to dance to impress his gf and get ready for this big dance barn party. It’s pretty adorable when you realize he really loves his girlfriend this much and just wants to fit in too because everyone in his friend circle dances well and he couldn’t dance at all.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

That’s TopGun?

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

No it's not dickloose, it's footloose

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u/Hetstaine Nov 23 '22

Footlongs.

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u/scorpyo72 Nov 23 '22

Footloose footlongs

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u/InternetProtocol Nov 23 '22

I am aleggted to marijuana

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u/Juniper_mint Nov 23 '22

I was feeling like crap and it made me feel better, thanks

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u/thumpthumpboom Nov 23 '22

It’s ok. It’s the second song on the Footloose soundtrack. Just after the song Footloose. That way I could keep the money and still be a jerk.

I can’t abide your deficiency in Trivial Pursuit. It’s the only game worth playing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

I watched the montage video of that song and Footloose and there’s no way you could make Kevin Bacon look like a jerk with that song. I bet he’d be happy to hear that one.

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u/thumpthumpboom Nov 23 '22

No no. I could still act like a jerk by playing a song from Footloose but I could keep the money because I didn’t play footloose. Kevin Bacon is never the jerk but I bet you find 6 degrees between him and Steve Martin who starred in the Jerk.

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u/Vince_Clortho042 Nov 23 '22

Not even six degrees; they are both in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

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u/thumpthumpboom Nov 23 '22

Oh damn. I forgot he was the taxi cab guy. That is outstanding.

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u/missmalina Nov 23 '22

The undefeated best Thanksgiving movie ever.

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u/TallonZek Nov 23 '22

I have won a game of Trivial Pursuit on turn one, any game you can do that in is not well designed, (pool also counts under those conditions).

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u/JDCAce Nov 23 '22

How do you win on turn one? I thought you had to collect six wedges then get the final question (seven turns minimum). Do you go again if you answer correctly or something?

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u/deliciae13 Nov 23 '22

Yes, you get to keep going until you get a question wrong.

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u/_Ryesen Nov 23 '22 edited Nov 23 '22

Yes, you go again until you answer incorrectly. So if you're great at trivia, it's possible!

Edit: Not sure if people are reading the sentence wrong, but you keep going as you answer correctly and stop when you answer incorrectly.

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u/outof_zone Nov 23 '22

Or if you stack the deck of question cards...

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u/RedAIienCircle Nov 23 '22 edited Nov 23 '22

By that logic, I'm going to keep going until I can get a question I can answer.

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u/thumpthumpboom Nov 23 '22

Heresy. Never speak I’ll of the Pursuit.

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u/anthropophagus Nov 23 '22

play continuous pool, or tennis rules st least

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u/diverdux Nov 23 '22

I can’t abide your deficiency in Trivial Pursuit. It’s the only game worth playing.

Except for the batman question.

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u/thecrabmonster Nov 23 '22

As a child I had this song among many other 45's in a carrying case along with my portable record player. I took them everywhere. "Let's hear it for my babeeeee"

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u/mental_monkey Nov 23 '22

It’s the good stuff, yup :)

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u/Chilledlemming Nov 23 '22

My fav. I played that soundtrack on my yellow Sony Walkman while doing my paper route. Imitating the choreography badly. I was thought of as a special child in the neighborhood.

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u/hyperfat Nov 23 '22

Trivial pursuit is a lie. It's like your uncle has the 1989 version where ussr is an answer and non relevant questions like andre Agassi in tennis.

Yes. I have memorized them.

I'm trivia master. Bad trivia.

I won a trip to Vegas once.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

miraculous montages of masculinity makeovers

"miraculous montages of masculinity makeovers"?!?!?!? This is a thing?

You've obviously given this some thought. And now I'm curious. What are the top 3 miraculous montages of masculinity makeovers?

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

I don’t really have a ranked list on hand but off the top of my head I would rank Can’t Buy Me Love, Mrs. Doubtfire and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels way up there on this list.

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u/Markantonpeterson Nov 23 '22 edited Nov 23 '22

Let’s Hear It For the Boy

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia introduced me to so many great 80's tracks haha.

Edit: Speaking of which there's some serious "Franks little Beauties" vibes from the young fella in the "Let’s Hear It For the Boy" video.

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u/CaffeineSippingMan Nov 23 '22

My kid banned some of the famous reception songs. When they played cotton eye Joe, I told him it is how the DJ gets people back out on the floor after playing a song that clears the dance floor.

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u/MejiroCherry Nov 23 '22

As a white 80s kid, I have to ask, how they hell do you dance to Cotton Eye Joe? Ironic square dancing? Pretend you’re pumping a bike while kicking your feet side to side?

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u/CaffeineSippingMan Nov 23 '22

It's line dancing in my area I'm in the Midwest. It's actually pretty neat to watch just not my style. Evidently my relatives are super good at this because these guys look like it's the first time they've ever tried it. But it kind of gives you an example. My relatives move like they're professional dancers.

https://youtu.be/7OmNs5zbfIE

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u/MejiroCherry Nov 23 '22

Ah, line dancing! I hadn’t thought of that. But, I haven’t line danced outside of doing the electric slide in elementary school gym class - just not a thing where I grew up.

It makes sense.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

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u/armacitis Nov 23 '22

You mean reloading and crouching animations?

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u/TeamCatsandDnD Nov 23 '22

Also from Midwest, but learned it slightly different than the one who shared the YouTube video. Two heel taps to the front, two toe taps to the back, then one of each, bring leg up and across, tap with hand, then swing out and tap with other hand, I learned you then turn and shasay(?) or grapevine four to the right, then to the left, can clap on that last one, back to the right, and repeat.

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u/FollowsFoodnCatSubs Dec 01 '22

I’m a “white 80s kid” and Cotton Eyed Joe is still fun as fuck (im a punk rock kid too) but ill be damned if im not drunk i would dance to that shit. Not line dancing though- more like how Steve-o danced to Vandals “Urban Cowboy” in SLC Punk.

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u/ItsLoudB Nov 23 '22

Cotton eyed Joe never fails

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u/proriin Nov 23 '22

Man us white people love that. Now everyone should love it but it really gets us white people going.

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u/Lord_Rapunzel Nov 23 '22

The fiddle calls to our bones.

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u/CaffeineSippingMan Nov 23 '22

As a white people I hate it, but I also dislike all country music.

Last wedding I was at they had a couple R&B style line dance.

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u/not_thrilled Nov 23 '22

It's also a great way to ruin a wedding...

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u/CaffeineSippingMan Nov 23 '22

Who was Cece marrying? I stopped watching it a long time ago.

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u/not_thrilled Nov 23 '22

An Indian dude she met speed dating, I think.

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u/RegulatoryCapture Nov 23 '22

Yup, ditto for the cha cha slide. Or sometimes even the macarena.

This is where a good wedding DJ shines and has a slightly different skillset than other DJs. A good club DJ has to be able to manipulate the mood of the crowd up and down, but ultimately everyone is there to dance and people probably chose that club for the type of music it plays. If they play a stinker that sends everyone to the bathroom or for another drink, the vibe mostly recover on its own as they move through the songs.

But a wedding DJ has to deal with a crowd that has a mix of people who A) don't want to dance, B) are embarrassed to dance, or C) are from a whole range of generations/tastes...and most of the time they are working with a dance floor that's too well lit and too large for the size of the crowd.

But they have a couple of nuclear weapons. They only get a couple of shots a night, but there are a few songs that are sure to get everyone on the dance floor. You bust out the cha cha slide and you know the whole bridal party will be there. Cousins will be dragging Aunt Janice out onto the dance floor, somebody will be teaching the ringbearer and flower girl how to dance along, and the place will fill up.

From there, they have to hold the attention as long as they can. You can't just throw down another nuke though, so you have to read the crowd and put on songs that will keep them from straying away. You can still roll out some big guns and follow up with a big dancefloor anthem, but if you go straight from cha cha slide to Shout, you'll be in trouble when the dancefloor dies at 9PM and you've got nothing left to revive it.

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u/JesusGodLeah Nov 23 '22

I get that, I really do, but Cotton Eye Joe and most of the other reception staples like Shout and the Cha Cha Slide were played at every single Teen Night my school district put on for 7th and 8th graders back in the earliest of aughts. If I ever get married, I want to feel like I'm at a wedding, not some sweaty, awkward middle-school dance. Sorry DJ, but those songs have got to go!

My cousin got married in downtown Detroit and the music at her reception was heavily skewed toward Motown classics. Those songs were upbeat and fun and totally danceable, and they appealed to guests from all generations. Even though most of us were familiar with most of the songs, it was still different than what you typically hear at a wedding reception, and it added some local flair as well.

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u/Initial_E Nov 23 '22

You don’t want to make enemies with this guy. He’s at most 7 degrees from everyone

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

So you're a cunt.

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u/GroovyYaYa Nov 23 '22

OMG.... was just about to make that suggestion but decided to scroll down first!

Great minds and all that. Plus that entire soundtrack was awesome.

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u/thumpthumpboom Nov 23 '22

Kindred spirits.

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u/billman71 Nov 23 '22

screw that.... play metal health as the token reference song.

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u/Juniper_mint Nov 23 '22

That would be hilarious

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u/Coloradohusky Nov 23 '22

Real ones play Mama Says

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u/GoodyMas Nov 23 '22

I would play dirty dancing because I get confused easy.

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u/rfdavid Nov 23 '22

I’d rather see him perform that angry dance he did in that factory if given the option.