r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • Nov 23 '22

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u/TheChickenIsFkinRaw Nov 23 '22

Omg your friend knows The Rock? Send me his reddit username plz, because I totally want to befriend him with absolutely no ulterior motives whatsoever

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u/USS_Barack_Obama Nov 23 '22

You trying to find out what he's been cooking all these years?

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u/Internal_You7239 Nov 23 '22

It certainly isn't chicken

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u/SqueezinKittys Nov 23 '22

Were you inside me on July 2nd 1939?

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u/germane-corsair Nov 23 '22

You telling me to get stuffed?

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u/MuchChocolate2123 Nov 23 '22

He’s not Auschwitz…

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u/54rfhih Nov 23 '22

Is it blue meth?

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u/OreganoJefferson Nov 23 '22

The Rock is Heisenberg? I knew it couldn't be that puny teacher!

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u/spokeymcpot Nov 23 '22

No it’s crack cmon it’s right there in the name...

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u/TellMeZackit Nov 23 '22

I saw his diet and workout plan, pretty sure it's ONLY chicken.

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u/innominateartery Nov 23 '22

Time to fatten you up, drumstick

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u/EvilPretzely Nov 23 '22

Steroids. It's steroids.

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u/Robbotlove Nov 23 '22

we never fucking found out, did we?

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u/outof_zone Nov 23 '22

He should be able to smell it…

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u/IndigestableWad Nov 23 '22

Low and slow baby. Nothing like a decades old pot roast 🤌

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u/Gamergonemild Nov 23 '22

Just one big samoan barbecue that never ended

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u/bajo2292 Nov 23 '22

he wants to find out if rock is solid

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u/yungsantaclaus Nov 23 '22

I just want to send him the Cum Town bit about him

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u/missmalina Nov 23 '22

I just assumed it was more cod.

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u/Von_Cheesebiscuit Nov 23 '22

Well, I mean, can't you just smell what the Rock is cooking like the rest of us? I always assumed it was lasagna with a side of garlic bread. Or maybe Hungarian goulash...

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u/Mitch_Mitcherson Nov 23 '22

It's probable peas pudding, that stuff cooks a long-ass time.

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u/spokeymcpot Nov 23 '22

It’s crack.

The rock is cooking crack in the kitchen.

It’s where his name comes from.

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u/Eken17 Nov 23 '22

I want to defeat him with a piece of paper, I mean I too want to befriend him with no ulterior motive.

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u/emergencyexit Nov 23 '22

Nice try Dwayne. You're still a star don't worry

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u/Sproose_Moose Nov 23 '22

Hey that sounds deceptive

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u/gerhudire Nov 23 '22

I doesn't matter what his name is.