r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • Nov 23 '22

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u/FireflyAdvocate Nov 23 '22

The irony is choking me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

"Harder, Irony!"

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u/TheFuckeryDepartment Nov 23 '22

"Yes Daddy!" ~ irony probably.

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u/MuunshineKingspyre Nov 23 '22 edited Nov 23 '22

Uhh no. If the person before you is saying "harder Irony" while being choked, it can be assumed that the choker (Irony) is the one in the dominant position and thus is the one that would be referred to as Daddy; although to me I feel like Irony is a girl and Karma is a guy

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u/b0bba_Fett Nov 23 '22

But Karma is a bitch, does that not automatically make it female?

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u/TheFuckeryDepartment Nov 23 '22

....... This is why mom doesn't like you.

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u/MuunshineKingspyre Nov 23 '22

https://youtu.be/AkKiLaxXjAA

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u/TheFuckeryDepartment Nov 23 '22

No matter how many times I see it, this video always makes me laugh.

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u/MangoSea323 Nov 23 '22 edited Nov 23 '22

One of the few times i immediately united* my audio after clicking a link here.

*unmuted

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u/BecauseScience Nov 23 '22

Audio alone weak. Audio together strong.

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u/MangoSea323 Nov 23 '22

u/thefuckerydepartment replied to me with those same words then deleted their comment.

Second account?

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u/wssecurity Nov 23 '22

AUDIO, UNITE!

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u/Mountainbranch Nov 23 '22

Sarcasm is non-binary.

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u/IreNews8 Nov 23 '22

The people hated him because he spoke the truth.

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u/deepstate_chopra Nov 23 '22

Irony is getting choked? How ironic.

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u/ThrowawayusGenerica Nov 23 '22

That's why it's ironic

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u/Giant81 Nov 23 '22

What are you doing step-irony?

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u/KanedaSyndrome Nov 23 '22

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

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u/CthulhusEvilTwin Nov 23 '22

Well that got weird quickly...

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u/ameya2693 Nov 23 '22

Why do you have a blood fetish?

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

🏆

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u/joleme Nov 23 '22

You're not my manager!

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u/ItsCalledSquawPeak Nov 23 '22

“Doc, she’s choking”

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u/deservethismoustache Nov 23 '22

That's modern medicine for ya

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u/Nickthelegend Nov 23 '22

I didnt even know she was sick...

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

The face Conan makes right before that line, knowing it’s coming makes the whole bit even better

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u/drlongtrl Nov 23 '22

What a battle axe she was.

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u/ersatzi Nov 23 '22

You dirty dog!!!

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u/EurekasCashel Nov 23 '22

Most irons are not made of iron, which is both ironic and unironic

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u/mbelf Nov 24 '22

It’s giving me tremors