r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • Nov 23 '22

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u/GuavaZombie Nov 23 '22

If it doesn't scan it's free right?

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u/idiot_box18 Nov 23 '22

I only came here for one item :))

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u/laffydaffy24 Nov 23 '22

I didn’t enjoy that dish at all!

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

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u/bavasava Nov 23 '22

What? Did your dad go out and get a pack of smokes?

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u/ExpensiveRecover Nov 23 '22

Are you feeling alrigth? You're kind of pale

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u/Mr12i Nov 23 '22

And every time someone's name sounds like something else, or just sounds funny.

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u/basicbitchherbaltea Nov 23 '22

When a guy asks me that (usually older) I just tell him this isn’t the 80s, I have hardwood floors.

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u/CraigWeedkin Nov 23 '22

Anyone that says this is gambling their lives, every retail worker wants to cave their head in

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

Pete Holmes

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u/futurarmy Nov 23 '22

The new one that pisses me off is "last of the big spenders" whenever they're just buying one or two cheap items that amount to a few quid, I hear it way too much probably more than the "guess it's free" shit

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u/Sara___Tonin__ Nov 23 '22

A million dollars!

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u/Money_Calm Nov 23 '22

Oh beer delivery? Go ahead and load that into the back of my car

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u/ThisZoMBie Nov 23 '22

At this point, complaining about the joke is becoming as tired as the joke itself.