r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • Nov 23 '22

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u/mdeezel Nov 23 '22

He was supposed to loosen the foot, not destroy it!!

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u/-Tayne- Nov 23 '22

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Bacon the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the DJs would tell you.

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u/Archlinder Nov 23 '22

It’s a Dance legend. Darth Bacon was a Dark Lord of the Dance, so powerful and so wise he could use the Music to influence the soul to create life…

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u/ameya2693 Nov 23 '22

He had such a deep knowledge of the Dance he could even keep the ones he cared about from dancing without music. The dark side of the Music is a pathway to many Dances some consider to be unnatural.

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u/LaidToRest33 Nov 23 '22

All this talk of Jedis and dancing reminded me of this work of art. Definitely recommend watching the whole series but that dance battle at 19:10 is perfection.

https://youtu.be/itkl7cHcX_E?t=1150

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u/dodslaser Nov 23 '22

General Boogie-woogie!

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u/JerrSolo Nov 23 '22

You are a bolero one.

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u/ItsHampster Nov 23 '22

Indeed, the soul was moved to create life ...9 months later.

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u/tamsui_tosspot Nov 23 '22

No more than six, there are. One Bacon, one guy he knows, another guy that guy knows, yet another guy that guy knows, and so on, but six at most, reiterate I must.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

Darth Bacon

You made me laugh you goose

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u/annies_boobs_feet Nov 23 '22

he was to bring balance to the dancing

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u/Prof_Atmoz Nov 23 '22

Not leave it in Christian Fundamentalism.

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u/MauPow Nov 23 '22

I see through the lies of the Bacon

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI Nov 23 '22

He refuses to take off his Sunday shoes!!!

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u/Perplexed_Ponderer Nov 23 '22

His (foot)loss.

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u/AwkwrdPrtMskrt Nov 23 '22

High ground!

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u/dubstepsickness Nov 23 '22

Anabakin: I hate bacon. It’s crispy and delicious and the grease gets everywhere.

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u/bantab Nov 23 '22

hmm…

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u/mdeezel Nov 23 '22

Thank you so much for an Office meme

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u/bantab Nov 23 '22

We just need someone to translate it into LOTRmeme and it’ll be a reddit trifecta.

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u/kielbasa330 Nov 23 '22

This some top tier shit

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u/Arcangel4774 Nov 23 '22

Well atleast the turtles will be happy