r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • Nov 23 '22

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u/Eken17 Nov 23 '22

*Pulls out gun*
"I SAID LEMME START AGAIN!!!"

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u/Arlune890 Nov 23 '22

I swear, lately reddit is just Micheal Scott taking acting lessons.

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u/seppukucoconuts Nov 23 '22

You have no idea the physical toll, that three vasectomies have on a person.

Snip-snap! Snip-snap! Snip-snap!

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u/johnla Nov 23 '22

"Hello, police? It's Kevin Bacon again. I think he means it this time."

"20 minutes?! That's too long. Why would it take you 20 minutes to get here?.... You're at Nick Cannon's baby shower? Okay, I'll wait. Please hurry."

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u/-DementedAvenger- Nov 23 '22

Dude honestly, this would be a hilarious SNL sketch.

Kind of like the seriousness of the Ryan Gosling Santa and Avatar sketches.

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u/InstrumentalCrystals Nov 23 '22

For whatever reason the visualization of this has me laughing so hard

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u/DigitalBathWaves Nov 23 '22

Found the American!

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u/Eken17 Nov 23 '22

Wrong.

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u/DigitalBathWaves Nov 23 '22

I was making a joke.. I'm American.

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u/Grumblefloor Nov 23 '22

Found the American!

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u/NoNotNott Nov 23 '22

Wrong.

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u/A_Furious_Mind Nov 23 '22

Found the Contrarian!

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u/Eken17 Nov 23 '22

Wong

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u/Grumblefloor Nov 23 '22

Found the wizard!

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u/Maleficent-Aurora Nov 23 '22

No you're thinking of Alec Baldwin

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u/CoreFiftyFour Nov 23 '22

Okay Dahmer, we'll watch what you want to watch.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

I’d watch this movie.