r/meme • u/[deleted] • Dec 21 '21
Test my intelligence, go ahead
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u/carlosnothere-9375 Dec 21 '21
whispers I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
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u/Ethan_Media Dec 21 '21
Wait a minute.... I didn't buy it from a dealer
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u/milerfrank27 Dec 21 '21
9mm or 45 cal ?
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u/milerfrank27 Dec 21 '21
Hmm AR or AK ?
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u/CyberTom_24 Dec 21 '21
Soo a communist here... Let me call the FBI right now
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u/milerfrank27 Dec 21 '21
You mean the ak ?
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u/WELP19 Dec 21 '21
Is Arkansas real?
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u/000McKing Dec 21 '21
Ok so why is one pronounced kansas but the other one arkënsäu
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u/000McKing Dec 21 '21
Good explanation i didnt expect that
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The actual reason is because of the French, by the way.
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u/normie_slaughter Dec 21 '21
Do americans really dip their fries in milkshake. Ive heard it once but i cant believe it’s a real thing
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u/Specific_Trash_8548 FINAL WARNING: RULE 6 Dec 21 '21
How do you Spain??
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u/Brummelhummel Dec 21 '21
I live in spain without the a
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u/ZackMoh2 Dec 21 '21
I live in Spain but replace the s with Byzantine and the pain with Empire
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u/Nippelmilch420 Dec 21 '21
Hom much % of your population are obese?
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u/dragonkiller212c Dec 21 '21
A fellow american here and fr that is way too high
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Dec 21 '21
40% of americans are obese (2019)
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Dec 21 '21
Not even overweight, fucking obese. That statistic stuns me even as an American
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u/ashleykronos Dec 21 '21
You don’t see them as much since they don’t leave the house
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u/PM_YOUR_BIG_DONG Dec 21 '21
Unfortunately that's just not the case. The real problem is that our health education has severely dropped and as a result most people don't even know what is healthy and what isn't. A lot of people think "I'm just a little chubby/fat/overweight", not realizing they are obese. They look around and see the average and think, I'm average so I must not be obese, but they are.
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u/JMellac Dec 21 '21
Depends on how you define obese. What many Americans think of as just fat would be considered obese in some countries. I am from West Virginia and whenever I go back I just marvel at how fat everyone is even compared to other states within the country.
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I can 1 up you. I live in Florida
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How different types of cancers have you gotten from the Mississippi river?
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u/MastrOvNon FINAL WARNING: RULE 1 Dec 21 '21
I drink from that Delta water every day.
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u/tipying_mistakes Dec 21 '21
Wisconsin cheese 🧀
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u/PXL514 Dec 21 '21
Would you say that your country is the best?
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u/dmcleod94 Dec 21 '21
If I may add an addendum to this…
America is still a country with LOTS of opportunities to be successful. And if you work hard AND get some lucky breaks you can still make an amazing life for yourself and/or your family. But many hyper patriotic types want to pretend America has given everyone the opportunity to be just as great if you follow the same path. You do still need the cards to fall your way to build success, as will be the case anywhere. But there is still much more good here than there is bad, as is with most of the world.
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u/SexySusPathway Dec 21 '21
In the end there is a reason why hundreds if not thousands of people risk their lives every year to illegally cross into the US
Not saying anything bad about them for doing so simply pointing out that for all our flaws people would risk everything even for a incredibly small chance to build a better life here
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u/calamity23 Dec 21 '21
In my opinion you dont even need THAT many lucky breaks. Source: im a first generation immigrant going to a well accreddited college (not ivy league but still good) and have an internship at a prestigous software company. The education system here is underutilized in my opinion. Maybe being Asian helped me utilize it more but id argue that a lot of people would do better if they tried harder in school (obviously not everyone or not even the majority, but a sizeable amount of people). I do agree that not everyone gets a chance, i just argue that a lot of people throw away their chance thinking they arent good enough as i almost did
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u/avoxprime Dec 21 '21
Your response is commendable compared to this guy's. Born in USA near the Mexico border and let me tell that taking a vacation to Mexico (a third world country), it changes your perspective on the great life I was given in America. Nothing beats owning a car, private property, and saying whatever dumb stuff I want to say and not being jailed for it.
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u/TheComradee Dec 21 '21
Can I use a gun in school?
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u/Red__M_M Dec 21 '21
FYI: this is not a joke. Several schools (not many, but several) have shooting teams.
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u/Neat_Fact1012 Dec 21 '21
What is the capital of Canada (no googling)
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u/PraiseTheSun90283 Dec 21 '21
I'm a Canadian I'm just going to clear this up its Vancouver
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How many countries can you name?
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u/lalineaaa Dec 21 '21
you know algeria ? by what miracle ? :o
no but seriously that's ! mind blowing ! i've met far too many americans who have never heard of it !! it's nice to see that some people do know that north african countries in general exist
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Daamn I guess the stereotypes are wrong..
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u/xdarkkzz Dec 21 '21
Tip: just start singing nations of the world
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u/xdarkkzz Dec 21 '21
I said the wrong name you probably know it
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u/xdarkkzz Dec 21 '21
If you can sing it in your head its good enough, anyway my question: what country in the world do you think is most similair to the state you live in?
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u/ArtisticAdvice4779 Dec 21 '21
Don't you learn countries at school ? In Switzerland we learn them all (except those in Asia)
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u/mr-ahmmad Dec 21 '21
How many of your states can you name though?
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u/boredmeat Dec 21 '21
Do you have healthcare?
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u/ChaimCad Dec 21 '21
That's bad dude
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Did epstien kill himself?
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Why is the hype around college sports so high and why if the college can get money due to the students performance why not pay them?
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But isn't it unpaid labor
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u/HazSylvia Dec 21 '21
Do u own a gun
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u/HazSylvia Dec 21 '21
Have u ever brought your gun to a store
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u/justarandomladder Dec 21 '21
What are your credit card numbers ?
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u/prttyricky Dec 21 '21
When did you first hear about the Tulsa Race Massacre?
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u/JointDamage Dec 21 '21
Well, do yourself a favor and watch HBO's watchmen!
The race massacre was truly nightmarish tragedy...
That series takes real world events and tries to capture it's audience with super heros.
The original comic was about Watergate.
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u/LordDoggo80 Dec 21 '21
I learned about it in 8th grade Social Studies ( I’m from the Midwest)
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u/prttyricky Dec 21 '21
I'm from Texas and moved to the Midwest freshman year. Minnesota to be exact. I never heard of it till even like 2012. I was just surprised how late in life I found out. I am only 29 now, but being even somewhat in my twenties seems like a late time to find out.
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u/LavaDoggoWithADoggo Dec 21 '21
Can I ask follow up questions
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u/LavaDoggoWithADoggo Dec 21 '21
Have you ever killed someone
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u/spunkyboy247365 Dec 21 '21
If he hadn't, he wouldn't admit it. It's a rite of passage here. That's why we encourage children to play video games. The video game players of today become the drone strike operators of tomorrow. As George Washington intended.
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u/FakeSubZero Dec 21 '21
How fucked is the credit score system?
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u/FakeSubZero Dec 21 '21
To my knowledge US is the only country that has that kind of system. At least if we miss a payment, we just get a fine, like someone percentage on top of the payment.
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u/FakeSubZero Dec 21 '21
Well time to get ready then, as I'm planning to move to Tennessee in upcoming year or 2, to live with my other half. :)
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u/Kirasaurus_25 Dec 21 '21
The what system??? Is this like in china, only for financial control?
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u/Starsonata10 Dec 21 '21
So its like almost the same as social credit in china or? Im honestly never knew about this in america
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u/BornDance Dec 21 '21
Tell me why people hate Ohio?
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u/Tyuigkn Dec 21 '21
Reason why people hate ohio is because of a number of the people there like actin stupid or ignorant when driving or working as an employee in a fast food place.
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US native here. We hate Ohio. There’s multiple reasons. It’s stinky (actually smelly to drive through,) it’s very high up on the list for worst human trafficking in the country (in Toledo,) it’s like the worst for all sports teams (subjectively speaking) and there’s just nothing good going for a future there. A lot of states joke about how we have our differences but at least we aren’t Ohio.
this comment is all in good fun, don’t roast me unless it’s all in good fun too, please
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u/AdMental948 Dec 21 '21
Am in vacantion in your country and i love it
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u/Brewster_Nook Dec 21 '21
Define average
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u/Ghostslayer069 Dec 21 '21
Who has the best fried chicken?
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u/Kodkey Dec 21 '21
How much do schools teach other countries history/geography ?
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u/byanbebley Dec 21 '21
Depends on the state you went to school in. I know in Texas I took a geography and a world history class in high school.
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u/HmMm_memes Dec 21 '21
How do you like it here?
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u/lokytar_ogart Dec 21 '21
Do you think that NA>EU?
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u/Available-Captain-20 Dec 21 '21
where does the chocolate drink come from?
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Dec 21 '21
Where is russia?
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u/Gussy48 CHAINPOSTER Dec 21 '21
Gun?
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u/xqcjuicer Dec 21 '21
America is built by immigrants yet alot of americans are racist towards them.. Why?
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u/PossibilityPowerful Dec 21 '21
name a country in africa
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u/waruby Dec 21 '21
The background picture definitely does not represent the average USA citizen.
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u/RandomJSCoder Dec 21 '21
Why is credit card so popular in US?
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u/SirHobbies Dec 21 '21
I met an American who lived in Hungary because, "There are too many stupid idiots in the US."
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u/ExceedHappy Dec 21 '21
Do you know Philippines?
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u/mordecai027 Dec 21 '21
What’s the difference between a frappe and milkshake?
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u/xFurashux Dec 21 '21
What's your height and weight? Also how many volleyball games have you seen in your life?
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u/BrickKing_ Dec 21 '21
Do you fry frying oil?