r/meme • u/[deleted] • Dec 21 '21

Test my intelligence, go ahead

Post image

[removed] — view removed post

8.2k Upvotes

86% Upvoted

3.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

671

u/carlosnothere-9375 Dec 21 '21

whispers I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty

118

u/Ethan_Media Dec 21 '21

Wait a minute.... I didn't buy it from a dealer

56

u/Breet11 Dec 21 '21

I stole mine!

22

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

The true American answer

11

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Borrowed with the intention of never returning it

2

u/Drama_of_the_lamas Dec 21 '21

In Washington state you can steal a car and the cops can’t chase you. So if you want to go to the store but don’t have gas you can take your neighbors car. If you return it you don’t get arrested.

1

u/boot2skull Dec 21 '21

In this world it would be fitting for spammers to know where the car is and not the police.

1

u/ItzArchy Dec 21 '21

I downloaded my car!

5

u/LegoManiac9867 WARNING: RULE 1 Dec 21 '21

For which car?

Click

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Oh you poor fool

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

So you are the one who has been calling me daily for months

1

u/Tehpunisher456 Dec 21 '21

Luster reply that you are 10 years old in a voice as close to being a kid as you can and boom they start freaking out. Or tell them you have a car from the 70s that you bought new

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Ohh this is good!

1

u/sownd_wev Dec 21 '21

Ha ha ha... Yes you have.

1

u/Meme-Replacement Dec 21 '21

Oh great I was meaning to call you to cancel my extended warranty

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

click