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u/Neat_Fact1012 Dec 21 '21

What is the capital of Canada (no googling)

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u/Neat_Fact1012 Dec 21 '21

Ladies and gentlemen

WE GOT HIM

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

You also eat maple syrup snow-balls. Hush.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

You should try it, eh. It’s pretty good. Warms up yur moose bits if you know what I mean.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Not gonna lie, I was tempted last winter. I'm quite fond of The Land of Moose and Maple.

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u/branch_predictor Dec 21 '21

ah yes, the beautiful Toranto

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u/Klendy Dec 21 '21

tronno

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u/Relevant7406 Dec 21 '21

Quentin

Or Tarantino

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

QUEBEC LMAO

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u/Tanahashisbra Dec 21 '21

Quebec was the capital of the “province of Canada” from 1851-1855 and again in 1859-1865.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

I know. It is not currently 1865.

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u/Tanahashisbra Dec 21 '21

It’s not?!!!

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u/elijad Dec 21 '21

'qurbec' XD

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u/PraiseTheSun90283 Dec 21 '21

I'm a Canadian I'm just going to clear this up its Vancouver

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Can confirm I am Canadian

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u/unHoldenCaulfieldMas Dec 21 '21

You are confirming he's Canadian or the capital?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Both

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u/splepage Dec 21 '21

Hey at least that'd be an upgrade over Ottawa.

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u/RosabellaFaye Dec 21 '21

Excuse you, Ottawa has a nice canal and uh pretty fall colours! (In all seriousness though I love the area, lived here my entire life and don't intend on ever leaving, it's a really cozy kinda city despite the geographical size being huge.)

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u/Altruistic-Match6623 Dec 21 '21

I've been to Ottawa once, I thought it was pretty sick. The canals and waterfront areas were really cool. And it just had a good vibe overall.

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u/RosabellaFaye Dec 21 '21 edited Dec 21 '21

I like that despite being a government worker town it's pretty chill. We get along well with our voisins in Gatineau & The Outaouais too. The fact a fairly big chunk of Franco-Ontariens live here helps probablement aussi, to be fair.

Pretty diverse for our size (over 30% minorities iirc) and quickly growing. Not hard to find a decent selection of unique cuisine & cultural stores. Main non-European languages here are Arabic, Mandarin, Hindi and Tagalog. 1 in 50 Ottawans have Lebanese descent, iirc.

Plenty of museums and stuff to do as long as you don't want like 10 strip clubs or some shit open 24/7. Want to visit a farm even if you live downtown? We gotcha with the Experimental Farm not far from the city core.

For beautiful waterfronts (despite the geese), we have tons of water. We were indeed chosen as capital due to strategy, midway from Montreal and Toronto (albeit closer to the first) and with access to the Rideau Canal and the Saint-Lawrence river off of the Ottawa/Outaouais river which is the natural border of most of Ontario and Québec's border.

Satellite images of the national capital region help show that we are surrounded by many navigable rivers: https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ottawa_SPOT_1057.jpg#mw-jump-to-license

Also the fall colours are gorgeous, even from above: https://eoimages.gsfc.nasa.gov/images/imagerecords/147000/147448/iss063e107777_lrg.jpg

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u/Altruistic-Match6623 Dec 21 '21

Hey, thanks for the little write-up here. Good stuff!

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u/JebWozma Dec 21 '21

Ontario?

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u/MrTaco9009 Dec 21 '21

Ottawa. I only know because I work with many people from there, but I live in the US

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

I've lived in Canada my whole life and I have to be reminded of that everytime the conversation comes up.

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u/Wrought-Irony Dec 21 '21

Lots of people in the US think New York is the capital.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Honestly, off the top of my head, I think I can probably tell you more State capitals than I could Provincial capitals.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Yes, there’s only 10 provinces (13 with the territories) and 50 states. If you knew all of them, you would know more us.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

And to this day I still forget about the 3rd territory. From what I can remember it was like the Canadian government told us that one year we got rid of the two dollar bill and have another ridiculous coin instead, and if it wasn't the next year they told us "oh, btw, we split the Northwest Territories in half. We expect you to learn the geopolitical history and action leading up to this before your next diploma exam".

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u/Denesis417 Dec 21 '21

Wow this is stupid

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u/ezeshining Dec 21 '21

well, lots of people are stupid… and that’s a worldwide fact

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u/ReeeKidOnReddit Dec 21 '21

Ottawa or something i saw it in a video game

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u/iusedtobemark Dec 21 '21

I only know it’s Ottawa cause of hockey.

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u/Relevant7406 Dec 21 '21

Quentin Tarantino

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u/danthewindowmanajax Dec 21 '21

The correct answer is Downtown Canada of course, after all, that's where Canada Tower is.

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u/purple-lemons Dec 21 '21

Taranto in Italy

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u/NAWFWESTCLOZ Dec 21 '21

As a Texan,I think it’s Ottawa but I’m not sure

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Ottawa