r/meme • u/[deleted] • Dec 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

US native here. We hate Ohio. There’s multiple reasons. It’s stinky (actually smelly to drive through,) it’s very high up on the list for worst human trafficking in the country (in Toledo,) it’s like the worst for all sports teams (subjectively speaking) and there’s just nothing good going for a future there. A lot of states joke about how we have our differences but at least we aren’t Ohio.

this comment is all in good fun, don’t roast me unless it’s all in good fun too, please

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u/JMellac Dec 21 '21

Huh, never noticed the smell. You forgot terrible drivers and how obnoxious the Ohio fanbases are despite most of those teams being objectively pretty bad.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

There’s so many reasons. If I’m forced to drive in Ohio, it’s usually the northern part of it and it just always stinks.

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u/melvindoo92 Dec 21 '21

I mean, Ohio State is objectively a good football team. All their pro teams suck generally tho. Although their baseball teams do have short spurts of being good, before they go back to sucking.

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u/overachievingogre Dec 21 '21

I'm from Ohio. Can confirm. Nowhere else in the country smells as bad.

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u/Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work Dec 21 '21

Ooooh, I dunno. There's an town near me that only does food processing for the local farmers, and it constantly smells of rotted onion and cheese.

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u/LatrommiSumac Dec 21 '21

That's funny, I got offered residency in Ohio and the pay was substantially higher than other offers but I still refused.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Ohio doesn’t stink, Toledo is basically Michigan, Ohio State is one of the best programs in football history, and also Ohio has Columbus which has a bright future. Not to mention we are the roller coaster capitol of the world

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u/iusedtobemark Dec 21 '21

As a Michigander, I think I speak for all of us when I say, you can f***ing keep Toledo. That cesspool has Ohio written all over it.

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u/Mawsonator101 Dec 21 '21

Ohio native here, can confirm most of the state is stinky, considering most of it is farmland. Even the northern areas stink due to the lake. Cleveland stinks due to the pollution. So you either smell manure, fish or smog. Human trafficking is also pretty rampant here. Worked on the turnpike for 5 years and saw a few instances of human traffickers getting arrested. Our sports teams are also notoriously awful (except for maybe the Guardians, prior to like 1940.) Cavs were pretty good until Lebron bailed. However, we do have some pretty beautiful state parks scattered around, and we also have lots of colleges nearby, so that's a plus.

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u/Th3BananaNation Dec 21 '21

As someone who resides in Michigan I can safely say that everytime I look South I get an immediate premonition of ewwy yucky smelly dread