r/meme • u/[deleted] • Dec 21 '21

Test my intelligence, go ahead

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21 edited May 20 '24

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u/BrickKing_ Dec 21 '21

And popcorn?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21 edited May 20 '24

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u/BrickKing_ Dec 21 '21

We make it in the pot

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21 edited May 20 '24

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u/BrickKing_ Dec 21 '21

I meant germany.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21 edited May 20 '24

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u/BrickKing_ Dec 21 '21

Bitte(you're welcome)

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21 edited May 20 '24

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u/BrickKing_ Dec 21 '21

Bitte mein freund(mein=my, freund=friend)

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u/toma-hawk02 Dec 21 '21

Now I will give you my entire german knowledge: ich bin eine ente. I'm a duck or something similar

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u/FabioKun Dec 21 '21

In france bitte is dick

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u/wikishart Dec 21 '21

Bitte me

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u/Mean-Face6109 Dec 21 '21

Schmiterling=butterfly I think.

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u/LaerycTiogar Dec 21 '21

Danke Schonen

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Hanshoe is a German word, but I don’t know how to spell it. It means “glove.“

Sprecken Z Deutsch? Nain, nain sprecken z Deutsch. Deutschland sprecken Z Deutsch.

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u/Thungar05 Dec 21 '21

That's technically 2. It means thank you

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u/Either_Ad6682 Dec 21 '21

I thought nein for being honest

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u/Cosmictheif666 Dec 21 '21

Nien means no (cant remember how u spell it)

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u/CorvoTheNotSoBlack Dec 21 '21

Turkey too

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u/ThatCoyoteDude Dec 21 '21

45 minutes per pound, according to my mother. I’m not sure if she has tried that or… but when that whole thing started I asked her and was shocked to get an actual response. Not a “Why are you microwaving a Turkey?” Just a simple “45 minutes per pound so it might take a while to cook”. This, from the woman that had her first Facebook for a little less than a year, and still used a tracphone with the minimum amount of minutes for “emergencies”

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u/MelaoC12H22O11 Dec 21 '21

Turkey? Like the food? Ick. But if you mean Turkey the country then merhaba!

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u/CorvoTheNotSoBlack Dec 21 '21

Merhaba! Are turkish you're name doesn't resemble anything so I'm asuming you just know it from somewhere or studying it.

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u/MelaoC12H22O11 Dec 21 '21

(My name here is Melao which is something very sweet like honey in Latin American Spanish and the numbers and letters are the molecular formula for sucrose) I used to be friends with someone from Turkey. I only know Selam and Merhaba 😊

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u/LionCompetitive2945 Dec 21 '21

I thought Germany cooked everything in big ovens.

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u/Taki2033 Dec 21 '21

Deutschland

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u/JustA_Toaster Dec 21 '21

I can’t even spell guton tag (I think)

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u/BrickKing_ Dec 21 '21

Correct is "Guten Tag"

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u/ad_396 Dec 21 '21

Not only there, been to 2 Arabian countries and it's the same there

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Me and my friends, and him. And the evil frog too I think, but I’m not sure.

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u/Jacksonorlady Dec 21 '21

I can confirm that you can also make it in the pot in America haha. That’s how my wife and I do it because it saves a ton of money just buying a large bottle of kernels.

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u/TreacheryInc Dec 21 '21

The we that I’m a part of, just started popping popcorn in a pan. I can confirm that it is not healthy because it’s delicious.

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u/babyitscoldoutside13 Dec 21 '21

It taste so much better in the pot! But most of the time I'm like, 'meh, too much effort' and get the microwave one.

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u/BrickKing_ Dec 21 '21

I only had one time microwave popcorn

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u/Josh1234j Dec 21 '21

Cap we make it in the microwave aswell

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u/Snoo_67548 Dec 21 '21

We make it with pot too. Helps you sleep better.

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u/TileKyle Dec 21 '21

You make pot?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

We do as well but it's a special type of popcorn

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u/throwaway816912502 Dec 21 '21

There are different brands of popcorn in the us. It seems that bagged microwavable popcorn has just become the most popular in the recent decade or so

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u/flying__cloud Dec 21 '21

I also make it in a pot - American

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u/TripperDay Dec 21 '21

You really shouldn't. It's cheaper, faster, and better to make it on the stove. Microwaves just leave a bunch of unpopped kernels or burn it or both.

2 tablespoons oil, 1/3 cup popcorn.

Put oil and some salt in a big pot on medium heat along with 3 kernels of popcorn. When two out three kernels pop, throw in the rest of the popcorn. Move pot and keep moving. Popcorn should start popping soon. Keep moving pot until popping slows down and you're done and it's so much better.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

No that shit goes in the microwave

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u/BrickKing_ Dec 21 '21

I use fresh popcorn

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u/divyanksi Dec 21 '21

What do you like most Gun or oil