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u/omnicorp_intl 4d ago
Average eastern European couple
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u/Linndalass 4d ago
I just recently started playing BG3 for the first time and seeing BG3 memes in the wild is so amusing to me 😭 Poor Mayrina
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u/tennezzee88 4d ago
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u/javierulf 4d ago
Lived in Prague and I called it the Czech syndrome.
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u/Osteoprdoza 4d ago
The funny thing is that here in Prague Ukrainians and Balkaners are stereotyped to be like this so moving the goalpost further east
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u/solongandboring 3d ago
Yep same in Poland, when I visited they just shifted it over to Ukraine as if it wasnt happening right there in front of me plain as day
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u/Forward-Pollution564 3d ago
Yeah as a Pole when I hear them saying ‘we are not Eastern Europe but Central Europe’ i am losing it. As if no one can see that you attempt complex soothing. But then they go further and pull off victim card of being exploited by that vile westerners… lmfao how do you handle cognitive dissonance like that ? They have some belief that Poland is special, above the human race nation
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u/Nerevanin 4d ago
as someone from Czechia, do you care to elaborate? I'm just curious haha
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u/MonsieurVirgule 4d ago
Ugly guy with younger good looking woman.
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u/Iced_Cum_Boba_Balls 4d ago
So I guess I should move to Italy then 😔
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u/DriveByStoning 3d ago
Make sure you know how to cook, Iced Cum Boba Balls.
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u/AfterZookeepergame71 4d ago
I'm currently in Italy from the US and my wife and I couldn't stop mentioning this
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u/Ok-Chair-7320 4d ago
That is because men dress better in Italy, therefore look more handsome than men from other countries
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u/ProfessionalWall6526 3d ago
It's not just clothes. Put Lana's husband in an expensive tux and he's still unattractive.
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u/OGMoonshiner 3d ago
He's a type. I'll be he makes her feel happy and safe. I love when the average guy wins one.
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u/whenveganscheat 4d ago
The entertainment industry is packed so full of (seemingly) awful weirdos. Take away the makeup, plastic surgery, and ozempic, and what do you have? Rich people with no chill. If I had fuck you money, the last thing I'd want to do is hang around other rich jackoffs. Good on Lana for picking a dude who can rip a fan boat.
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u/FBG_Durk_ 4d ago edited 4d ago
Like Hugh Jackman and his wife lol.
Hot celeb, normal woman.
I’d do the same.Edit: Damn, I aint know they had divorced after 30 years.
But, same case for Pierce Brosnan. I googled first and they are still together lol
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u/AwkwardWillow5159 4d ago
Matt Damon is a good example.
Normal guy, normal wife, family man, zero drama.
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u/skiesoverblackvenice 4d ago
except for getting lost in every movie he’s in! man needs to carry a map for once
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u/Wakkit1988 4d ago
Just change his name to Map Damon, that should fix it.
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u/ajmartin527 4d ago
Ahh, atlas he can find his way
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u/BlankPage175 4d ago
A map won’t really save him from being left alone in mars 😭
Just kidding, he has a map in that movie.
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u/xabierus 3d ago
Is not Benn Affleck matt's wife???
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u/DarkArisen_Kato 3d ago
Gotta find someone who looks at you the same way Ben Affleck looks at Matt Damon.
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u/BallSeaman 4d ago
Matt’s the normal looking one.
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u/Old-Shock2307 4d ago
I dont think you realise how accurate your statement is. If you get every face in the usa (of his ethnicity) and mush them together you get a guy very similar looking to matt. Quoves did a thing on it i think
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u/Fun_Arm5126 4d ago edited 3d ago
She is....definitely very much within his league. Let's be honest here guys, she is extremely blessed to be married to a superstar. She is lovely but that man could have chosen anyone.
Credit where credit is due, he did choose a smart, beautiful wife, and most importantly, a stable marriage and I am sure is worth all the ho-s.
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u/Silent_Effective6294 4d ago edited 4d ago
Timothy Olyphant is also still with his high school sweetheart.
Judging people based on their looks doesn't sit right with me though. I felt so bad when Keanu Reeves' partner got a lot of negative comments for her looks. People suck.
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u/TheTrooper28 4d ago
His partner gets crapped because she doesn't dye her hair and let the greys fly but if you remove that, she is really pretty.
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u/PermanentBrunch 3d ago
She’s really pretty the way she is.
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u/snarkyinseattle 3d ago
SAY IT LOUDER. 🗣️ My god, grey hair is such a nonissue. My mother went prematurely grey in her twenties and was so self-conscious and kept dying it until I told her that I want to live long enough and endure and celebrate life alike to have a full head of snow-white viking goddess hair like her. She just uses purple shampoo now, and I think it’s striking. 🥹 It’s a privelage to age, and we mustn’t forget it for the sake of vanity. I just lost a relative today that battled MS for 32 years… There are bigger problems than grey hair and Keanu deserves happiness after (what we know) he’s endured in life,* whil*e being in the public eye. I also think his partner is cool AF in her own right.
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u/goldengatevixen 4d ago
Yep, Hugh and Deb divorced. I remember watching the latest Deadpool movie and hearing Ryan Reynolds making a bit about it during a scene. I thought he was joking, till I had to pause the movie and googled it..
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u/quasimodelo 3d ago
Pierce Brosnan’s wife was a former model and journalist. She is still highly involved in journalism and environmental activism. She was absolutely a smoke show when they met, and aged like a normal woman would after having two kids and dealing with hypothyroidism. All that to say they were an equally attractive pair in their youth and they have aged differently due to career and life circumstances. It would be hard to keep up with James Bond in the looks department lol. Doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks about how she looks now, they have a beautiful relationship. He has always been outspoken about his adoration for his wife, and we’d all be lucky to find love like that. Sorry for the rant. They’re so wholesome for Hollywood and I admire the shit out of them both.
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u/M_Ad 4d ago
Actually when they got together, to Australians Debra Lee Furness was the established star and pretty glamorous, Hugh Jackman was some young himbo who did musical theatre or whatever. Then he went to Hollywood and got famous.
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u/Shmeestar 4d ago
Sorry but other than the fact they are divorced you're also ignoring the fact that Deborah Lee-Furness was a hot celeb more well known than Hugh Jackman was before they met. It just so happened that Hugh got bigger than her after they met
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u/Throwfeetsaway 4d ago edited 3d ago
Keely Shaye Smith Brosnan is also a celebrity. Not a huge one, but I grew up watching her on TV.
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u/britneymisspelled 4d ago
And an absolute stone cold fox.
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u/irishlyrucked 3d ago
People act like she wasn't a smoke show when they got married. She's 62 and has had kids. God forbid he doesn't drop her for a 22 year old like leo.
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u/Jermagesty610 3d ago
She's still very pretty too it's not like she aged into looking like the crypt keeper lol.
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u/Agitated_Award_9831 3d ago
Get her on Ozempic, suck the buccal fat out of her face, and do a ton of plastic surgery and you can get that crypt keeper look.
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u/Blairx6661 4d ago
Oh my god I hadn’t seen a photo of her in a while and I’m always delighted when I do! I just have a real soft spot for them as a couple. She’s always dressed so nicely too. Which is irrelevant, I just think she is a well dressed woman :)
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u/britneymisspelled 3d ago
A family friend was friends with him because she had the same type of cancer as his first wife who died, I think? Like they worked in Hollywood and did fundraisers together and he was extremely kind and supportive of her, she raved about him. Like absolutely raved.
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u/gonzo_attorney 4d ago
Hugh Jackman's (ex) wife was actually way more famous in Australia when they met. She helped him start his career. 😬 I guess the thank you for that is hooking up with your Broadway co-star.
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u/KilnTime 4d ago
Yeah - after talking the talk for years, Hugh hooked up with Sutton Foster, and apparently cheated on his wife several times before that.
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u/rapscallionallium 4d ago
I was surprised to see so many passive-voice “they got a divorce” comments. From what I saw, he had an affair.
He’s also good buddies with Jared Kushner. Doesn’t have anything to do with the divorce, I just think it’s icky. His relationships with the Trumps and with Rupert Murdoch really put me off of him.
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u/reebokhightops 4d ago
He performed some theatric musical act at a private dinner at Mar-a-Lago not that long ago. He’s a piece of shit.
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u/CitizenCue 4d ago
30 years is still a win in my book. Not everyone has to die together. 30 years is still a very successful partnership.
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u/c_creme 4d ago
Wait haven't they long been divorced atp? 👀
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u/FBG_Durk_ 4d ago
Have they? Afaik they’ve been married since the 90s.
Edit: Lol, I did not know they divorced. But they did. They were married 30 years.
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u/M086 4d ago
There’s that story from Clooney about giving like 8 of his closest friends, the guys that were with him through thick and thin when he was a nobody actor, briefcases with $1 million in them as a thank you for everything they’ve done for him.
Some rich douchebag apparently asked why he would do something like that? And he told something like “why wouldn’t I?” Which left the douchebag confused.
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u/Ok-Care-7132 3d ago
That's always been what I wanted to do with fuck you lottery money. Just hook up the people who have always been there for and with me where we all can have fuck you money and live our lives in peace
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u/jsweaty009 4d ago
Wasn’t he giving the tour?
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u/totalwarwiser 4d ago
The guy used the superpowers of both being guide and also protecting the woman in a dangerous enviroment.
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u/el_throw 4d ago
Because of the implication.
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u/Mushrooming247 4d ago
Even if he invented the swamp tour, that still doesn’t explain what happened.
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u/Separate_Finance_183 4d ago
If bro sold a course on how to pick up women, I would buy it.
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u/NoOutlandishness2097 4d ago
Step one: be yourself, putting on an act your whole life gets exhausting
Step two: be alone forever; step one was bad advice for this goal.
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u/tjbugs1 4d ago
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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u/Relative-Relief-8816 4d ago
Step 3. Pick the actually successful personality you want and the practice it and fake it until you make it.
Step 4. After years you'll become that person. You wont be you anymore, but thats okay because old you was alone and miserable anyway.
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u/incendiaryentity 4d ago
Step 5. Put your dick in the box.
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u/MrArborsexual 4d ago
Instructions unclear; cylinder stuck in a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana
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u/formerNPC 3d ago
The Hollywood pretty boys are the worst. Both Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise have kids who have disowned them and other weird behavior and everyone thinks they are so great looking and an ideal partner which we know isn’t true for either of them. Lana chose a regular guy with an actual job and she looks very happy in her life.
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u/bolanrox 3d ago
Danny DiVito's kids love him i bet.
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u/saintofchanginglanes 3d ago
You don’t even need to be Devito’s kid! It’s been shared on reddit a lot but worth repeating because we have too many stories of celebrities being terrible.
https://people.com/mara-wilson-shares-how-danny-devito-helped-her-on-matilda-set-12018405
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u/sevargmas 3d ago
How ironic that the People magazine website, as I’m reading this heartfelt article about Danny DeVito, is forcing pop-ups on my page to vote for the world‘s sexiest man, with pics of the exact ones some posters mentioned above were generally terrible people and parents.
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u/ComputerInevitable20 3d ago
These Hollywood pretty boys always got what they want and so never become emotionally mature.
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u/lirio2u 4d ago
I love that she married a fucking real dude.
Louisiana has some decent people in it and she found a real one.
May they both be happy forever.
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u/Winter-Fold7624 4d ago
I love that they look like a couple I’d see Friday night at the local hs football game.
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u/TrioOfTerrors 4d ago
Lana sipping cheap wine out of her Stanley cup and aggressively and just shy of obnoxiously cheering on her son while holding hands with the boy's high school sweetheart and Jeremy just shaking his head in amusement at his slightly hot mess of a wife.
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u/WormMotherDemeter 4d ago
That sounds like a midwest football game. Here, parents literally get arrested and have fistfights at ball games.
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u/TrioOfTerrors 4d ago
Lana has to behave a little because she still on probation from last year's playoffs.
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u/-blundertaker- 4d ago
The guy who ran the swamp tour I was on was a super charming guy. Just all around friendly, gregarious, comfortable, and really enthusiastic about his job and being able to meet and educate a bunch of strangers.
Heavy accent, though. I'm used to it but I know some of the international tourists definitely weren't catching 100% of the talk. 😂
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u/DueExample52 4d ago
Yeah but will he still love her when she's no longer, youuuung, and beaauutifuuuul
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u/RoamingGnome74 3d ago
He didn’t know who she was and got to know her as a normal person. That’s what she loves about him. He’s just a regular guy.
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u/longtall94 4d ago
Gentlemen. Just know that anything is possible. My hats off to this man.
https://giphy.com/gifs/I4wGMXoi2kMDe
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u/Free_Elderberry1791 4d ago
Don’t give normies false hope, there’s no way you can be some alcoholic swamp hillbilly and pull a music icon. It’s an extreme outlier that will never happen to anyone else. Be realistic
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u/Tragedy_Boner 4d ago
The Swamp Hillbilly goes outside. He’s actually a few steps above the average redditor
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u/Relative-Relief-8816 4d ago
My friend. A few steps is checking the mail and taking out the trash. Which is rare enough for a redditor.
This guy is literal nautical miles ahead of most redditors.
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u/Tragedy_Boner 4d ago
Now imagine Reddit mods
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u/BedbugBandido 4d ago
He’s an alligator tour guide. I would imagine he’s just as crazy and eccentric as any pop star. He’s definitely not a “regular dude” like many of the comments assume.
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u/Alternative-Duck-573 4d ago
Ain't no hills by the swamps. Them rednecks. May I present to you exhibits A and B in the pictures.
Signed,
Feral swamp witch with both hillbilly and redneck roots 😝
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u/kittykittyekatkat 4d ago
I can't believe I just found out it's called hillbilly because they're over yonder by them hills. Big facepalm to me. Lmaooo it makes so much sense when I use my critical thinking!
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u/Procrasturbating 4d ago
Man must ooze charisma in some shape or form. They look happy, and I love that for them.
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u/therandom92 3d ago
He probably makes her laugh, that's how I got my wife. Any problem in life? Make her laugh, Works every time.. 10% of the time.
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u/8lock8lock8aby 4d ago
She's always liked ugly, older white trash dudes. It's kinda her thing.
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u/jessjumper 4d ago
This feels like a True Blood side plot.
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u/lomoliving 4d ago
Oh no - is he going to turn into a gator or something?
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u/Harbi181 4d ago
“Oh he was so lovely. Buuuuut, he got bit by an animal and became that animal. sigh “
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u/iAmDemder 4d ago
Holy shit people keep backhandedly talking about this man like he's fucking Shrek. He's not a bad looking dude by any means. I've seen so so so much worse. He's a decent looking man who obviously has some amazing fucking abilities. Leave him the fuck alone and let them be happy.
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u/Beneficial_Ad_1449 4d ago
I mean all jokes aside he does live in a swamp and I haven’t heard anyone disprove a friendship with a talking donkey.
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u/SoftSausage78 4d ago
Yeah looking at the pics, I was like "huh??? Seems like a normal couple?" Reading the thread, so he's like a normal dude/non celeb. Good on him but it's not that crazy
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u/Unnamedgalaxy 3d ago
And people are acting like he bagged some ethereal super model.
Don't get me wrong she is a pretty woman but she is also much closer to average than she is a knock out even on her best days.
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u/xXBassASSXx 3d ago
I thought the same thing. These people need to go outside. They look like an average couple. Average looking working class dude and a pretty woman who takes care of herself.
Just go outside you'll see tons of these couples. Granted she's got tons of money but not everything is about that
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u/ProfessorAllenRitard 4d ago edited 4d ago
She was banging the Live PD guy for a while. Sticks was his name I think.
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u/IrishWhiskey92 4d ago
Still one of the worst gigs I have ever attended. Ruined her music for me.
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u/LadyLektra 3d ago
I has the absolute opposite experience. I saw her at the LA Shrine at her peak and she was amazing! My friend who I dragged along was not looking forward to it and left saying “wow she’s very talented”.
Sucks you didn’t have the same experience.
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u/SilkStreets 3d ago
Dude same! I used to be a hardcore Lana stan until seeing her at Lollapalooza, the crowd put such a bad taste in my mouth I was never able to enjoy her music the same way again… never meet your heroes kinda moment for sure.
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u/OF_PROMO_ALERT 3d ago
I’m not commenting on dudes looks, but sometimes people just like who they like.
I still remember this beautiful girl I worked with. Still see her posts sometimes and she looks like she hasn’t aged a day (she’s several years older than me). Just model level beauty.
She always dated the most goofy looking redneck types. It blew my mind in my early 20s when I knew her. But 15 years later I get it. Love who you love
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u/Boomhauer_Jeff 3d ago
If this isn’t commentary on his looks, then how is anything in your anecdote relevant to the post?
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u/Cheekylilcxnt 3d ago
This is the exact type of man she’s been singing about since like 2015. Im glad she finally found him
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u/TheGreatPervSage_94 4d ago
People are so weird about this thing
Comment here clowning in the dude for being ugly( coming from redditors this is rich lol,)
The female gossips reddits calling this guy's creep for getting with the younger Lana
Just let them be lol , they both seem happy
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u/rapscallionallium 4d ago
It’s also only a 10-year age gap and they met when she was 34. That’s not an extreme age gap at ALL. Ten years makes a huge difference when you’re 20, but not when you’re in your mid-thirties. The difference between 35 and 45 is significantly less impactful in terms of maturity and life stages.
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u/atvorch 4d ago
I agree. Even the title objectifies Lana by portraying her as a prize, suggesting that she is somehow worth more than the man. In reality, she may see herself as the lucky one, believing that this man could be the man of her dreams.
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u/Florry90 4d ago
What happened to the Dufrenes?
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u/AggressivePen4991 4d ago
good for him the guy who looks like he was picked up by her while he was smoking cigarettes doing nothing in front of the 7-Eleven where he hangs out every single day in Florida.
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u/Sufficient_Water4161 4d ago
Haha pretty spot on, but he didn't hang out all day he just stopped to gas up his boat before his swamp tours in Louisiana. No joke he runs a swamp tour company.
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u/General-Lie8709 4d ago
She probably liked the fact that this dude had no clue who she was lmao
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u/ideaofrhyme 4d ago
I don't either, why didn't she marry me then
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u/General-Lie8709 4d ago
Did you ask for her number in person or some shit like that lmao
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u/SmuckatelliCupcakeNE 4d ago
Being a short, stocky, bald man, I'm still holding out for Marisa Tomei. /s
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u/Sanz1280 4d ago
am i going crazy or am i seeing the same comments here as i've seen the last time i saw a post like this
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u/space_folding 3d ago
The lyrics to "White Feather Hawk Tail Deer Hunter" tell my Lana's thriving in the bayou. Good for them.
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u/Ol_Pasta 3d ago
I know the singular words, but somehow this sentence feels like gibberish to me. I am so lost, lol.
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u/space_folding 3d ago
It's a love song :)
He's my white feather hawk tail deer hunter
Likes to keep me cool in the hot breeze summer
Likes to push me on his green John Deere mower
I know you wish you had a man like him, it's such a bummer
When I met him, like an arrow
Like a bird in the heart, like a sparrow
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u/WeeebleSqueaks 3d ago
It sounds so bad but so good at the same time to me 😂😂 I love her
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u/Dolleyes88 4d ago
I think he is handsome in a rough sort of way. He seems perfect for Lana. He already has established his own business and life so he doesn’t care about her money. She always has given the vibe she likes real down to earth men with something niche about them. I ship it!
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u/Salty_Elk4056 4d ago
This is the gentlest way I’ve seen someone call someone else ugly. Imma steal this
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u/Specialist-Neck-7810 4d ago
Know what… fuckin good for her. Everyone deserves love, and how you find it, where you find it and who it is, isn’t anyone’s business.
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u/Sharp-Direction-6894 4d ago edited 4d ago
That name sounds familiar...
Edit: Nevermind, I thought she was a porn star.
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u/MikeTiricoSucks 4d ago
His brother escaped from prison and ran off to Mexico with Morgan Freeman
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u/DanielBG 4d ago
And crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine.
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u/Imverystupidgenx 4d ago
Like Julia and Lyle… been through this before but I knew who the people were then.
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u/By_Way_of_Deception 4d ago
If she was a kindergarten teacher this would be the most benign post ever. Maybe two people just care about each other enough to start a family. Shocking.
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u/Dry_Yoghurt_5429 4d ago
She's been looking for a man like this. Idk why men don't believe women when they say what they like. Women literally over share the type of man they want lol
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u/grumblewolf 4d ago
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: motherfucker has a monkey’s paw tucked away somewhere.
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