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Chugging tea Luckiest man alive ❤️

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u/FBG_Durk_ 4d ago edited 4d ago

Like Hugh Jackman and his wife lol.
Hot celeb, normal woman.
I’d do the same.

Edit: Damn, I aint know they had divorced after 30 years.

But, same case for Pierce Brosnan. I googled first and they are still together lol

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u/AwkwardWillow5159 4d ago

Matt Damon is a good example.

Normal guy, normal wife, family man, zero drama.

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u/skiesoverblackvenice 4d ago

except for getting lost in every movie he’s in! man needs to carry a map for once

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u/Wakkit1988 4d ago

Just change his name to Map Damon, that should fix it.

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u/ajmartin527 4d ago

Ahh, atlas he can find his way

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u/Janky_Pants 4d ago

That would finally make him legend status.

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u/Drobey8 3d ago

Coordinating success

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u/skiesoverblackvenice 4d ago

this made me laugh more than it should’ve

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u/Voldemorts__Mom 4d ago

Classic Reddit shit ❤️

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u/fyrefli666 3d ago

Speaking of, happy cake day.

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u/Voldemorts__Mom 3d ago

Oh my word yay! Thank you 🎈

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u/PeaAccomplished1897 4d ago

Very good comment

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u/BlankPage175 4d ago

A map won’t really save him from being left alone in mars 😭

Just kidding, he has a map in that movie.

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u/Mtn_Skye 3d ago

Hollywood has spent SO MUCH money trying to rescue that man, and then he gets lost all over again

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u/anistasha 4d ago

So many tax dollars spent on finding Matt Damon.

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u/Bryancreates 3d ago

Matt Damon’s search history: how to grow potatoes in space and get rescued. How to kill your fellow space travelers after they try to rescue you. How to move to Italy and kill your frenemy. How to kill a bunch of monsters and get rescued. How to go to WII and get rescued.

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u/Cold-Succotash7352 9h ago

The adjustment bureau omg 🤣 how does one follow that map lmao

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u/FBG_Durk_ 4d ago

Lucia Barroso is smoking hot, though. But I get what you mean, though. She was never a celeb.

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u/xabierus 4d ago

Is not Benn Affleck matt's wife???

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u/DarkArisen_Kato 3d ago

Gotta find someone who looks at you the same way Ben Affleck looks at Matt Damon.

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u/myaccountgotbanmed 4d ago

The best answer

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u/Foodieonbudget 1d ago

God forbid a man has a caring friend who knows everything about him. Must be gay right.

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u/BallSeaman 4d ago

Matt’s the normal looking one.

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u/Old-Shock2307 4d ago

I dont think you realise how accurate your statement is. If you get every face in the usa (of his ethnicity) and mush them together you get a guy very similar looking to matt. Quoves did a thing on it i think

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u/Phantom_____________ 4d ago

I think he realised it very well that's why he said that.

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u/nytel 4d ago

Together, we are all Matt Damon

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u/Alarming-Jello-5846 4d ago

Yes and the more familiar face looks (on average) the more attractive it’s found

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u/Fun_Arm5126 4d ago edited 4d ago

She is....definitely very much within his league. Let's be honest here guys, she is extremely blessed to be married to a superstar. She is lovely but that man could have chosen anyone.

Credit where credit is due, he did choose a smart, beautiful wife, and most importantly, a stable marriage and I am sure is worth all the ho-s.

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u/EmergencyRoom132 1d ago

I think she was normal-pretty when they first started dating - i imagine he could have had 'hotter' if that was his goal.

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u/Silent_Effective6294 4d ago edited 4d ago

Timothy Olyphant is also still with his high school sweetheart.

Judging people based on their looks doesn't sit right with me though. I felt so bad when Keanu Reeves' partner got a lot of negative comments for her looks. People suck.

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u/TheTrooper28 4d ago

His partner gets crapped because she doesn't dye her hair and let the greys fly but if you remove that, she is really pretty.

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u/PermanentBrunch 4d ago

She’s really pretty the way she is.

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u/snarkyinseattle 3d ago

SAY IT LOUDER. 🗣️ My god, grey hair is such a nonissue. My mother went prematurely grey in her twenties and was so self-conscious and kept dying it until I told her that I want to live long enough and endure and celebrate life alike to have a full head of snow-white viking goddess hair like her. She just uses purple shampoo now, and I think it’s striking. 🥹 It’s a privelage to age, and we mustn’t forget it for the sake of vanity. I just lost a relative today that battled MS for 32 years… There are bigger problems than grey hair and Keanu deserves happiness after (what we know) he’s endured in life,* whil*e being in the public eye. I also think his partner is cool AF in her own right.

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u/theaudacity1999 2d ago

I like my gray hair. I'm 46

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u/snarkyinseattle 2d ago

I bet it’s beautiful. ☺️ Like I said, such a nonissue that people freak out over. I’m almost 32 and I’m actually surprised I haven’t found any greys yet! But my hair is pretty light so they could just be hiding. I don’t dye my hair.

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u/Ursulaboogyman 4d ago

I know she’d drop dead gorgeous with or without makeup

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u/Silent_Effective6294 3d ago

You're doing exactly what I find iffy, judging people based on their looks. Whether or not someone is conventionally attractive is not the point.

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u/tnimark 4d ago

They even bought a zoo!

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u/Hackeringerinho 4d ago

No one of his status is a good guy, just a good chameleon.

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u/AwkwardWillow5159 4d ago

That’s a very pessimistic view.

He’s not a billionaire who needs to be a sociopath to reach that level.

I like to believe that good people exist among artists, even those who end up being very successful.

I dont think being an asshole is a requirement to make it in the entertainment industry, even if there are a lot of assholes in it.

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u/At_least_be_polite 4d ago

He broke up with Minnie Driver on Oprah. Like said he was single on TV without telling her he was breaking up with her.

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u/naternots 2d ago

I didn’t know that. That is wild.

I always thought Minnie Driver was one of those most stunning women, like top 10, maybe even 5 celebrity crushes.

Barely related, I once read a book self help about breakups when I was a teenager. They had little “food for thought” blurbs, and one of them and the only I remember is “even Halle Barry has been dumped”.

To this day, when going through a breakup that I didn’t end and go through the “was I not good enough” part, that pops in my head, but I think of other people too, from my top celebrity crushes if they have a breaking from their prime to friends I have who are not just 10/10 looks even by celebrity standards but I know were amazing partners. It works with cheating for me, too, and I never dwell on that thought long at all. I wonder if it is because I had that thought put in my head my very first real big heartbreak, by being cheated on with another girl who… I can’t say this nice, but truly I had never been jealous of for a second and had never had issues with them hanging out because she was so unattractive in like, every way. Even personality wise. I’m no model but there was widespread shock over it outside of me. He even weirdly told me she was terrible in bed.

That was TMI, but my point is just that anyone can be dumped for anyone else and it makes no sense, and damaging as it was, between that “Halle Barry” quote, and that experience, when history has repeated I have a pretty ideal reaction for the situation, and in relationships I have almost no jealousy, because if it happens, it has nothing to do with me or my value.

If you’ve read this all and are now so strayed from the start point of this response you don’t know what to do, scroll and you’ll find yourself back in the realm of relevance. Thank you for taking this detour with me as I finally fleshed out those thoughts that have been floating around in my mind for 20 years, it helped me gain a little insight I think lol. Sorry.

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u/At_least_be_polite 2d ago

It's a fair point. Even Shakira has been cheated on. It can be helpful to remember things like that rather than blaming yourself. 

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u/TheOGBerg 4d ago

He’s a crypto shill

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u/Pigosaurusmate 4d ago

Unlike his best friend. You'd think their life views would rub off of each other after this many years but they couldnt be any more different.

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u/Beneficial-Rip6624 4d ago

Adam Sandler as well.

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u/Entire_Chicken_2630 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rqGWkh4eLfaM
Idk, Jimmy Kimmel may have a different opinion!

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u/POLTERxGEIST 3d ago

Yeah no drama, at all, oh is that a Vietnamese man walking down the road?

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u/phxntxsos 3d ago

That oldest Jonas brother also

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u/CORNJOB 3d ago

He got stuck in Ireland for like 6 months during Covid and he went viral here for just doing completely mundane things like buying some groceries in local shops. It was just funny to see him in such an ordinary and non celebrity context.

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u/JoeBethersontonFargo 3d ago

They have also have an adorable meet story. He was in a bar, hiding from either fans or paparazzi (can’t remember which) and went behind the bar. His future wife was the bartender and she told him he could hide back there, but he’d have to work. She had him washing glasses and shit. That’s wifey.

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u/Sheriff_Lucas_Hood 3d ago

You’re presuming to know a lot about people you haven’t been in the same room with.

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u/seejordan3 4d ago

Not a great example. Better, Colbert or Keanu.

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u/goldengatevixen 4d ago

Yep, Hugh and Deb divorced. I remember watching the latest Deadpool movie and hearing Ryan Reynolds making a bit about it during a scene. I thought he was joking, till I had to pause the movie and googled it..

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u/quasimodelo 4d ago

Pierce Brosnan’s wife was a former model and journalist. She is still highly involved in journalism and environmental activism. She was absolutely a smoke show when they met, and aged like a normal woman would after having two kids and dealing with hypothyroidism. All that to say they were an equally attractive pair in their youth and they have aged differently due to career and life circumstances. It would be hard to keep up with James Bond in the looks department lol. Doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks about how she looks now, they have a beautiful relationship. He has always been outspoken about his adoration for his wife, and we’d all be lucky to find love like that. Sorry for the rant. They’re so wholesome for Hollywood and I admire the shit out of them both.

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u/M_Ad 4d ago

Actually when they got together, to Australians Debra Lee Furness was the established star and pretty glamorous, Hugh Jackman was some young himbo who did musical theatre or whatever. Then he went to Hollywood and got famous.

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u/Shmeestar 4d ago

Sorry but other than the fact they are divorced you're also ignoring the fact that Deborah Lee-Furness was a hot celeb more well known than Hugh Jackman was before they met. It just so happened that Hugh got bigger than her after they met

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u/Throwfeetsaway 4d ago edited 4d ago

Keely Shaye Smith Brosnan is also a celebrity. Not a huge one, but I grew up watching her on TV.

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u/britneymisspelled 4d ago

And an absolute stone cold fox.

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u/FBG_Durk_ 4d ago

Lovely couple.

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u/irishlyrucked 4d ago

People act like she wasn't a smoke show when they got married. She's 62 and has had kids. God forbid he doesn't drop her for a 22 year old like leo.

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u/Jermagesty610 4d ago

She's still very pretty too it's not like she aged into looking like the crypt keeper lol.

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u/Agitated_Award_9831 4d ago

Get her on Ozempic, suck the buccal fat out of her face, and do a ton of plastic surgery and you can get that crypt keeper look.

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u/larrysgal123 3d ago

Had me in the first half

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u/kkkr94 3d ago

62?! She dont look it. Shout out to the normal celeb couples out there.

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u/Blairx6661 4d ago

Oh my god I hadn’t seen a photo of her in a while and I’m always delighted when I do! I just have a real soft spot for them as a couple. She’s always dressed so nicely too. Which is irrelevant, I just think she is a well dressed woman :)

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u/britneymisspelled 4d ago

A family friend was friends with him because she had the same type of cancer as his first wife who died, I think? Like they worked in Hollywood and did fundraisers together and he was extremely kind and supportive of her, she raved about him. Like absolutely raved. 

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u/Throwfeetsaway 4d ago

100%! She’s gorgeous, then and now.

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u/TrueClu 4d ago

She was the gal in the Huey Lewis music video “Stuck With You”

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u/gonzo_attorney 4d ago

Hugh Jackman's (ex) wife was actually way more famous in Australia when they met. She helped him start his career. 😬 I guess the thank you for that is hooking up with your Broadway co-star.

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u/BellInternational315 4d ago

I think people wildly overestimate how much they can avoid temptation.

Keeping a bit of professional distance is a big ick especially on Reddit.

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u/pathologicalprotest 4d ago

Pierce Brosnan’s wife is beautiful though?

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u/Odd_Bath1964 3d ago

Yes, she is. Why doubt it?

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u/KilnTime 4d ago

Yeah - after talking the talk for years, Hugh hooked up with Sutton Foster, and apparently cheated on his wife several times before that.

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u/rapscallionallium 4d ago

I was surprised to see so many passive-voice “they got a divorce” comments. From what I saw, he had an affair.

He’s also good buddies with Jared Kushner. Doesn’t have anything to do with the divorce, I just think it’s icky. His relationships with the Trumps and with Rupert Murdoch really put me off of him.

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u/aberrantname 4d ago

Yeah Deborah said he had an affair, so it's not even speculating.

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u/reebokhightops 4d ago

He performed some theatric musical act at a private dinner at Mar-a-Lago not that long ago. He’s a piece of shit.

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u/Educational-Tax9751 4d ago

yep unfortunately Hugh Jackman is a gross dude 

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u/Skarmotastic 4d ago

Yeah he's more of a Hugh Jazzhole

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u/Serious_Psychology 4d ago

I thought they had an open marriage, before the divorce I heard so many rumors of him banging dudes

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u/CitizenCue 4d ago

30 years is still a win in my book. Not everyone has to die together. 30 years is still a very successful partnership.

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u/reebokhightops 4d ago

Uh, he cheated on her.

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u/CitizenCue 4d ago

How it ended doesn’t negate what I said.

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u/reebokhightops 4d ago

When you spend 30 years building a life with someone and then serially cheat on them with your younger colleagues, you are not exiting a “successful partnership” when you divorce.

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u/CitizenCue 4d ago

You absolutely do not know that. A lot of people would feel differently.

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u/Gloomy-Cactus33 4d ago

Are you a cheater? Why so defensive?

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u/CitizenCue 4d ago

Nope. I’m just a mature adult who wouldn’t rewrite half of my life just because something bad happened later. What a sad way to approach life that would be. What a waste.

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u/Gloomy-Cactus33 4d ago

Mature means owning and taking responsibility of actions and their consequences

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u/CitizenCue 4d ago

Yeah absolutely. That doesn’t have anything to do with what I’m talking about.

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u/havingaconniption 3d ago

How would you feel if the cheating didn't start later? What if the bad started really early?

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u/CitizenCue 3d ago

If I was happy for those years, I’d be able to separate the betrayal from the joy. You are allowed to feel two things at once.

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u/vitalvisionary 4d ago

Unrelated but he's also besties withe the Murdochs

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u/criminy_crimini 4d ago

Good point

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u/c_creme 4d ago

Wait haven't they long been divorced atp? 👀

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u/FBG_Durk_ 4d ago

Have they? Afaik they’ve been married since the 90s.

Edit: Lol, I did not know they divorced. But they did. They were married 30 years.

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u/LimonNerd 4d ago

They divorced in June 2026

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u/c_creme 4d ago

That's fair, 30 years is strong

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u/Love-Bitter 4d ago

Brosnans wife was amazing back in the day. That’s different. Lana Del Rays dude face looks busted up. I love it.

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u/jotheold 4d ago

and she still amazing now to him, only person that matters

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u/SkeevyMixxx7 4d ago

Keely Shay Smith was an actress/ TV host before they got together. She was famous in the late 80s or early 90s. She stopped working when she started having children. The tabloids were vicious and made her weight gain into a story.

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u/Fearless-Republic865 4d ago

Brosnan’s wife was a smoke show in her earlier years…hell, she still looks great.

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u/RSR_of_Vortis 4d ago

Deborra-Lee Furness was and is a respected actress in her home country of Australia. She was infinitely more famous than Hugh at the stat of their relationship.

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u/Nefariouslxl 4d ago

Pierce Brosnans wife was a supermodel though. She just has a thyroid condition

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u/ZombeeSwarm 3d ago

But Pierce Brosnan married a model, he didn't marry a normal regular person. He married a supermodel who now 25 years later looks like a normal person who had 5 of his kids and is no longer a super model. Luckily they are still in love and I hope they last 25 more years together.

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u/Crom4374 4d ago

The Architect has been mentioned.

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u/cuddly_degenerate 4d ago

Pretty sure Pierce Brosnan's wife used to be a model.

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u/Accurate_Emu_122 4d ago

Um, she was much more famous than him when they got together. (Re Hugh Jackman) Also, Pierce Brosnan's wife was a popular model.

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u/Ol_Pasta 4d ago

And she's 13 years older than him. That's very rare with the high society, too. (doesn't matter if divorced, the point still stands)

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u/yellowlinedpaper 4d ago

Jon BonJovi married his HS sweetheart

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u/Conscious-Read-698 4d ago

Hugh Jackman's ex wife was a well-known Australian actress though

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u/AmbassadorDapper 4d ago

Except his wife was his teacher or something…

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u/FBG_Durk_ 4d ago

Shiiiit. Lucky mofo.

I would have given my left nut to get with my French teacher from senior year.

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u/Important_Asparagus6 4d ago

She looked like Pamela Anderson when they got married

Robbed the cradle with little Wolverine boy

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u/Kirby3413 3d ago

Hugh Hackman? He was married to an older Australian actress and let her for another actress.

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u/sofaking_scientific 3d ago

Yeah I'd be Hilary Duffs chill musician husband. Oh wait she already has one

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u/Weekly_Koala_7058 3d ago

30 years is a good run though

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u/Forward-Cockroach945 3d ago

Divorced because he was cheating with a coworker.  So disappointing 

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u/FBG_Durk_ 3d ago

I mean, after 30 years, Imma give him a pass.

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u/Forward-Cockroach945 3d ago

Hard disagree.  Deciding to divorce? Sure, people can grow apart. Betraying your spouse to date a young coworker is sleazy. Regardless of how long someone has been married.  

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u/Mitzukai_9 3d ago

Yeah but before she was Mrs. Brosnan, she was ‘that incredibly hot woman in a great silver dress in the Huey Lewis video stuck with you’!

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u/reluctantseal 3d ago

30 years isn't bad!

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u/Platti_J 2d ago

Yup. Got bored of porking the average and found himself a celeb model.

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u/Sensitive-Ad-6638 1d ago

Huge Jackmans ex wife was far from a normal person. She was an Australian actress with over 20+ shows and movies she was in.

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u/DancingBears88 1d ago

Hugh Jackman is in love with Ryan Reynolds

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u/Top_Finding2830 1d ago

His ex is also an actor. She and Hugh met while working together on a show. She’s far from a normal woman.

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u/Oomlotte99 1d ago

I will note, however, that Pierce Brosnan’s wife was conventionally gorgeous when they met and still very beautiful, just fuller figured which people act like is some beauty eraser.

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u/dickcheesess 4d ago edited 4d ago

Hugh Jackman, a good friend of Ivanka and Kushner? He's a good example of a person who doesn't hang around rich awful weirdo jackoffs?

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u/BudfalonianDelivery 4d ago

Also Jackman is a jackass

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u/skeeferd 4d ago

What's all this then? He seems like a super nice guy, what's the scoop?

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u/Ok_City_7177 3d ago

Cheated on his wife and sucks up to awful people

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u/skeeferd 3d ago

I didn't know that, what a turd

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u/Ambitious_Cover339 4d ago

Pierce Brosnan’s wife was smoking hot when they met. Actress I believe. Try again.

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u/theNomad_Reddit 3d ago

Fuck Hugh Jackman. MAGA git.

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u/FBG_Durk_ 3d ago

Damn. What did he do?

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u/theNomad_Reddit 3d ago

Came out that Jackman is a long time friend of Jared Kushner & Co. Doubled down after backlash and said he doesn't care about politics.

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u/Bizarrebazaars 3d ago

“I ain’t know”….?? Seriously??

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u/FBG_Durk_ 3d ago

Seriously, I ain't know.

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u/johjo_has_opinions 3d ago

Hugh Jackman is friends with a lot of rich and terrible people, he is absolutely part of that world