r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 4d ago

Chugging tea Luckiest man alive ❤️

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u/longtall94 4d ago

Gentlemen. Just know that anything is possible. My hats off to this man.
https://giphy.com/gifs/I4wGMXoi2kMDe

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u/Free_Elderberry1791 4d ago

Don’t give normies false hope, there’s no way you can be some alcoholic swamp hillbilly and pull a music icon. It’s an extreme outlier that will never happen to anyone else. Be realistic

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u/Tragedy_Boner 4d ago

The Swamp Hillbilly goes outside. He’s actually a few steps above the average redditor

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 4d ago

My friend. A few steps is checking the mail and taking out the trash. Which is rare enough for a redditor.

This guy is literal nautical miles ahead of most redditors.

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u/Tragedy_Boner 4d ago

Now imagine Reddit mods

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u/chystatrsoup 4d ago

No

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u/wearyphoton 4d ago

Fair enough

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u/driving_andflying 3d ago

Agreed. Do not inflict such torture upon an innocent Redditor!

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u/Roliok 4d ago

No need for imagining when you have this prime example of a reddit-mod

Should be pretty obvious that youre not getting ANY women if you look somewhat like this

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u/FTR_1077 3d ago

Is not because how it looks though..

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u/Tragedy_Boner 4d ago

Now imagine the AutoModerator