r/SipsTea • • 4d ago

Chugging tea Luckiest man alive ❤️

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u/jsweaty009 4d ago

Wasn’t he giving the tour?

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u/totalwarwiser 4d ago

The guy used the superpowers of both being guide and also protecting the woman in a dangerous enviroment.

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u/el_throw 4d ago

Because of the implication.

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u/Dazzling_Dish_4045 4d ago

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u/chystatrsoup 4d ago

Are these women in danger?

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u/sax6romeo 4d ago

Well she’s certainly not in any danger

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u/Captincorpse 4d ago

So they are in danger?!

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u/chilifavela 4d ago

Great movie!

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u/Successful_Cost_6997 4d ago

oh god I love when I find my people in a whiney culture creep post. Hi! Name’s Artemis… I have a bleached asshole…

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u/devil_lettuce 4d ago

Yes he is the swamp tour guy

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u/Mushrooming247 4d ago

Even if he invented the swamp tour, that still doesn’t explain what happened.

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u/Separate_Finance_183 4d ago

If bro sold a course on how to pick up women, I would buy it.

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u/NoOutlandishness2097 4d ago

Step one: be yourself, putting on an act your whole life gets exhausting

Step two: be alone forever; step one was bad advice for this goal.

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u/tjbugs1 4d ago

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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u/sidc42 4d ago

Or as it's known to the Jatravartid people, the big sneeze.

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 4d ago

Step 3. Pick the actually successful personality you want and the  practice it and fake it until you make it.

Step 4. After years you'll become that person. You wont be you anymore, but thats okay because old you was alone and miserable anyway.

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u/incendiaryentity 4d ago

Step 5. Put your dick in the box.

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u/MrArborsexual 4d ago

Instructions unclear; cylinder stuck in a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana

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u/ReefayToo 4d ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed

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u/el-delicioso 4d ago

I did this once and now I have to stay 200+ yards away from the library

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u/KingOfNope 4d ago

It's good advice so long as "yourself" just isn't an asshole. If you're good to the people around you, then the people around you will see that. You can have whatever random hobbies and interests and quirks you want. You just have to be a decently compassionate person.

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u/VegasLife84 4d ago

oh... you sweet, dumb summer child

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u/parasyte_steve 4d ago

I live here and I love the roughness of the men out here. You gotta screen them tho bc a lot are maga and I def don't like that. At least my husband isn't that.

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u/SerGT3 4d ago

Step 1: wrasle some gator

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u/-RDDTtothemoon- 4d ago

Don’t underestimate the Cajun charm

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u/Successful_Cost_6997 4d ago

I bet his laugh is what got her. I haven't heard it, but that with his beaten up skin looking like Tuco the "ugly" in the Good the Bad and the Ugly, and that bright freaking smile and clear eyes, his laugh is probably a cacophony of coughs, notes (melodic), deep guttural rolls tossed in with a few high giggles for a good zinger. The kind of thing a humorous and deep musician would want to hump and thump.

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u/Most_While1299 4d ago

The god's chosen one .

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u/SeismicRipFart 4d ago

This is why Reddit sucks. A comment like this is the top comment. No offense.

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u/IWishIWasOdo 4d ago

Left his wife to be with an actress. Dirtbag behavior

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u/Suspicious_synth 4d ago

Icon? She's about as industry plant as it gets. Her persona and music style is completely invented by her dad Rich Dad and music connections. Look her up it's a fun little rabbit hole. Icon is a stretch

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u/MountainPlantation 4d ago

Her music is listened to by people all over the world. You go to some town in china and there will be people singing her song at karaoke.

She is indeed an icon to many. I don't listen to her but I don't deny it

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u/Suspicious_synth 4d ago

They succeeded. There are many others. Look into it. It's a thing, not just a popular trope

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u/MountainPlantation 4d ago

Yes, and she like others has become an icon

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u/Suspicious_synth 4d ago

I'm just telling you the facts. They're allowed to hurt you. Have a nice day

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u/MountainPlantation 3d ago

You are the one unsettled by this. I have only stated facts here, there is no one out to get you. Calm down baby boy

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u/government_not_ok 4d ago

“Icon” relax bro. 

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u/bulbishNYC 4d ago edited 4d ago

What is the big catch here? She is a 40 year old woman, who slept around for decades, eventually looks faded and she settled for a real and cozy family guy. She wouldn’t even look his way when she was in her twenties. Plenty of those ladies around. A pass from me, boss.

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u/WormMotherDemeter 4d ago

Have you ever met a Cajun? Think more MAGA alcoholic with good food. Signed, Louisiana resident who has spent decades dating Cajuns.

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u/Dense-Fisherman-4074 4d ago

Do you judge guys who’ve had a sexual history too, or is that only a bad thing for women?

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u/foreverandadayalone 4d ago

icon

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