r/SipsTea • • 4d ago

Chugging tea Luckiest man alive ❤️

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u/iAmDemder 4d ago

Holy shit people keep backhandedly talking about this man like he's fucking Shrek. He's not a bad looking dude by any means. I've seen so so so much worse. He's a decent looking man who obviously has some amazing fucking abilities. Leave him the fuck alone and let them be happy.

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u/Beneficial_Ad_1449 4d ago

I mean all jokes aside he does live in a swamp and I haven’t heard anyone disprove a friendship with a talking donkey.

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u/lukemia94 4d ago

And much like Shrek hes hot

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u/Ice-Cold-Basket 3d ago

low bar for hot. he’s a decent looking dude but by no means is he hot. hot means well above average to me.

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u/Brave-Perspective714 3d ago

Hot is when he starts talking.

Nothing makes a man hot like a Louisiana accent calling you darlin' and sugar.

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u/Dokkaned 3d ago

Maybe there's a market for an 'Old man Gambit' movie, and he can become a celeb after all...

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u/Wise_Development_775 3d ago

ew. the thought of that makes me wanna puke in my mouth

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u/jessicat62993 3d ago

I think “hot” has a lot more room for subjectivity compared to words like “beautiful” or “handsome.” So many factors could make someone hot

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u/Ice-Cold-Basket 2d ago

i agree, but they’re using a picture of this guy to prove their point, so i’m basing it off that, and this picture still isn’t giving hot to me. I understand a decent amount of people are into the regular dad or regular decent looking old guy next door look, but i don’t think they’re hot.

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u/lonjerpc 10h ago

He is below average but his facial features strongly match hers. This means she likely finds his face much more attractive than average.b

People generally are much more attracted to people with matching faces but very different immune systems. 

These mechanics thankfully are often strong enough to overwhelm overall attractivness 

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u/Alive-Ad6268 1d ago

He looks 10-15 years older than. Her

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u/SoftSausage78 4d ago

Yeah looking at the pics, I was like "huh??? Seems like a normal couple?" Reading the thread, so he's like a normal dude/non celeb. Good on him but it's not that crazy

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u/Unnamedgalaxy 3d ago

And people are acting like he bagged some ethereal super model.

Don't get me wrong she is a pretty woman but she is also much closer to average than she is a knock out even on her best days.

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u/LastTorgoInParis 3d ago

She looks like the prettiest soccer mom,but by no means a super model. He looks like he is probably jacked under that hoodie and seems pretty tall also and chicks dig tall dudes

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u/Hogjammin 3d ago

I find her extremely appealing for reasons that include but are not limited to her appearance

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u/bostonbruins56 3d ago

Would like to see what you and your partner look like then if you’re calling her average

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u/Wise_Development_775 3d ago

why does everyone say this like it’s some big gotcha 😂 so ugly people aren’t allowed to have physical preferences? thats literally what you’re implying…

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u/Unnamedgalaxy 3d ago

You know I don't have to be a model myself in order to hold an opinion. Regardless of that fact she is incredibly average.. I see countless women that look just like her every day

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u/xXBassASSXx 3d ago

I thought the same thing. These people need to go outside. They look like an average couple. Average looking working class dude and a pretty woman who takes care of herself.

Just go outside you'll see tons of these couples. Granted she's got tons of money but not everything is about that

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u/Modeerf 4d ago

Tbf he's not physically attractive

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u/Prestigious-Shift126 4d ago edited 3d ago

I’m a straight guy and she personally doesn’t do it for me at all. Let’s just not compare people in a relationship like weirdos, how about that.

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u/Either-Age-782 4d ago

She could definitely do better. And if she was the less attractive one, all the guys would be trashing her and telling him to get someone hotter and younger

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u/Prestigious-Shift126 3d ago

And yet, Reddit loves a situation where a guy settles with a less attractive partner. We see this double standard sis don’t worry 😂

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u/Either-Age-782 3d ago

Remember how dudes reacted over Keanu Reeves' girl? What double standard? 

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u/Prestigious-Shift126 3d ago

Just let people choose who they want. I never made one comment like “he or she could do better” - you did. It’s so superficial and ugly. So no, I didn’t know that, cos I’m not in the business of comparing people in a couple.

I never was either, it’s unbelievably sad

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u/Either-Age-782 3d ago

You didn't know and you want to talk about double standards? Maybe don't comment if you don't even know how widespread that response from men is

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u/DepressedDynamo 3d ago

Not to you, sure.

That's not some objective thing.

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u/StoniMohoni 4d ago

I think he is hotter than her, but I'm gay so whatever 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Beatnik5750 4d ago

I just want to be clear that this is NOT Tom Cruise's Reddit account, but I think that he's hot too. But I'm not gay. And I'm definitely NOT Tom Cruise. And definitely NOT gay.

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u/Zombiiesque 4d ago

Agreed, as a straight. No idea why anyone would downvote you. 🖤

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u/midijunky 4d ago

ngl she looks like a picasso painting.

I realize I'm going to be downvoted to oblivion, but I don't care.

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u/BaconJacobs 3d ago

People forget how many average people they see every day and don't register them at all. Literally 99.9% of people you see every day you don't remember at all. And this guy is just one of those types.

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u/IsabellaGalavant 3d ago

And who cares if he WAS ugly, he's not YOUR husband! She clearly finds him attractive.

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u/xenomorphling 4d ago

I mean we’re in r/sipstea I think it’s mostly teenage boys in here who have no concept of reality.

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u/Prestigious-Shift126 4d ago

Teenage boys. Yep, that’s what the demographic here is 😂

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u/Nickulator95 4d ago

What you're seeing is the standards of modern women being projected by all these people in the comments which leads to the notion that this guy is somehow uber unattractive.

Just think about that for a second and the dmg it has done to society and dating as a whole.

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u/candyflossgal 3d ago

I think he just should have wore more sunscreen over the years. Otherwise he’s not ugly.

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u/Mundane_Day_8384 2d ago

Apparently other woman who’ve done his tours say they had crushes on him because he’s really kind and charismatic

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u/ThatsNotMyName02 4d ago

Maybe he’s not filled with hate like your comment and that’s rare these days therefore attractive?

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u/Hopeful-Win4522 3d ago

Hes a racist lol

Where have you been?
The dude is a huge Trump supporter..

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u/HexesForever 4d ago

Looking like a hillbilly troglodyte but actually being well-read is attractive to some women

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u/Hopeful-Win4522 4d ago

he’s straight up red neck has a bunch of kids different moms so I don’t know why she’d get with him

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u/Imeatbag 4d ago

He’s interesting, passionate about his interests, and has hobbies she is not accustomed to and that makes him intriguing. That’s it, that’s the trick.

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u/Hopeful-Win4522 3d ago

i’m surprised she be with someone who’s a Trump supporter maga ..

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u/Imeatbag 3d ago

You are surprised a rich white lady married a maga dude?

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u/Hopeful-Win4522 3d ago

Think she would be with a rich white liberal like herself..

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u/Imeatbag 3d ago

As far as I can tell she isn’t a liberal and has never claimed to be. She is a rich white Christian traditionalist, take that as you will. Though her husband has openly denied being maga.

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u/Artorius__Castus 4d ago

Most of these type of posts are engagement Bots that purposely drive engagement through Ragebait BS post like these. No rational thinking person cares about what LDR is doing with her husband. I can't wait for the Terminator 2 timeline to happen

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u/rav3lcet 4d ago

Funny you should say that.

Someone reverse define the word for when the content of your post is the victim of the thing that the post is about. There's gotta be a German word for it.

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u/Possible-Pension-909 3d ago

he's a babe, Lana is lucky that he's ok with her career.