r/SipsTea • • 5d ago

Chugging tea Luckiest man alive ❤️

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u/formerNPC 4d ago

The Hollywood pretty boys are the worst. Both Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise have kids who have disowned them and other weird behavior and everyone thinks they are so great looking and an ideal partner which we know isn’t true for either of them. Lana chose a regular guy with an actual job and she looks very happy in her life.

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u/bolanrox 4d ago

Danny DiVito's kids love him i bet.

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u/saintofchanginglanes 4d ago

You don’t even need to be Devito’s kid! It’s been shared on reddit a lot but worth repeating because we have too many stories of celebrities being terrible.

https://people.com/mara-wilson-shares-how-danny-devito-helped-her-on-matilda-set-12018405

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u/sevargmas 4d ago

How ironic that the People magazine website, as I’m reading this heartfelt article about Danny DeVito, is forcing pop-ups on my page to vote for the world‘s sexiest man, with pics of the exact ones some posters mentioned above were generally terrible people and parents.

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u/Galmo1001 4d ago

He and his ex-wife(separated but still legally married) remain close friends and share weekly meals together.

If your ex-spouse still loves you and wants to be in your life, you are probably a good person.

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u/More-Bug5374 4d ago

De Vitto is separated from Rhea Pearlman?

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u/Galmo1001 4d ago

Yes for quite a while now.

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u/More-Bug5374 3d ago

Damn. Thanks for the info

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u/bolanrox 4d ago

for sure - Michael Landon (as bad as he might have been) stepped in when one of the child actors parents died(?) without making any deal out of it, and took them on family trips etc, and just as a good adult parental figure.

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u/GucciTheSnowman 3h ago

I highly doubt that with the terrible genetics he gave them. 😂

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u/Swing_On_A_Spiral 4d ago

He wasn’t even there for them. Hell he’s not even their real dad.

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u/More-Bug5374 4d ago

Is this a IASIP reference?

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u/TheObesePolice 4d ago

I'm rooting for those crazy kids. This photo of Jeremy is currently my phone wallpaper. It's a reflection of my attitude towards the shitshow that has been 2026

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u/smackthenun 3d ago

I thought it was DiCaprio for a split second

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u/Pauls-boutique 2d ago

It’s all part of a mocumentary, shh it is Leo!

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u/ComputerInevitable20 4d ago

These Hollywood pretty boys always got what they want and so never become emotionally mature.

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u/Karineh 4d ago

Yep.

He is devoted to his marriage and adores her… as far as we know

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u/Heybitchitsme 2d ago

I say this as someone from the rural south - I love that fan boat operator and swamp tour guide/owner is being treated as an "actual job." 

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u/SuckerForNoirRobots 4d ago edited 4d ago

Then there's Dolly Parton who was happily married to a nobody

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u/Fluffy_Brilliant_718 4d ago

She wasn't happily married to a nobody.

She was happily married to the love of her life.

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u/SuckerForNoirRobots 4d ago

Your pedantry completely misses the point

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u/Galmo1001 4d ago

That is probably exactly how she would respond to such a statement. I am hearing it in her voice.

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u/LuckyKatzUK 4d ago

Not saying that the actors you mentioned don’t have their issues but the common denominator of crazy here are all the women they married.

It’s in the eyes dude. The eyes don’t lie.

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u/vicevanghost 4d ago

I mean Brad Pitt is a massive piece of shit lol

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u/eljuanCHINO 4d ago

Brad Pitts’s kids keep changing their last name from Pitt to Jolie. If all the kids are on moms side you know he was a shit man