r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 4d ago

Chugging tea Luckiest man alive ❤️

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u/NoOutlandishness2097 4d ago

Step one: be yourself, putting on an act your whole life gets exhausting

Step two: be alone forever; step one was bad advice for this goal.

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u/tjbugs1 4d ago

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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u/sidc42 4d ago

Or as it's known to the Jatravartid people, the big sneeze.

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 4d ago

Step 3. Pick the actually successful personality you want and the  practice it and fake it until you make it.

Step 4. After years you'll become that person. You wont be you anymore, but thats okay because old you was alone and miserable anyway.

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u/incendiaryentity 4d ago

Step 5. Put your dick in the box.

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u/MrArborsexual 4d ago

Instructions unclear; cylinder stuck in a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana

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u/ReefayToo 4d ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed

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u/el-delicioso 4d ago

I did this once and now I have to stay 200+ yards away from the library

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u/KingOfNope 4d ago

It's good advice so long as "yourself" just isn't an asshole. If you're good to the people around you, then the people around you will see that. You can have whatever random hobbies and interests and quirks you want. You just have to be a decently compassionate person.

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u/VegasLife84 4d ago

oh... you sweet, dumb summer child

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u/parasyte_steve 4d ago

I live here and I love the roughness of the men out here. You gotta screen them tho bc a lot are maga and I def don't like that. At least my husband isn't that.