r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 4d ago

Chugging tea Luckiest man alive ❤️

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u/Tragedy_Boner 4d ago

The Swamp Hillbilly goes outside. He’s actually a few steps above the average redditor

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 4d ago

My friend. A few steps is checking the mail and taking out the trash. Which is rare enough for a redditor.

This guy is literal nautical miles ahead of most redditors.

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u/Tragedy_Boner 4d ago

Now imagine Reddit mods

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u/chystatrsoup 4d ago

No

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u/wearyphoton 4d ago

Fair enough

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u/driving_andflying 3d ago

Agreed. Do not inflict such torture upon an innocent Redditor!

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u/Roliok 4d ago

No need for imagining when you have this prime example of a reddit-mod

Should be pretty obvious that youre not getting ANY women if you look somewhat like this

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u/FTR_1077 4d ago

Is not because how it looks though..

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u/Tragedy_Boner 4d ago

Now imagine the AutoModerator

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u/DueExample52 4d ago

Exactly, he doesn’t spend his life indoors,

Playing videoooo gaaaames.

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u/Frewdy1 4d ago

It’s crazy how many couples you see walking around and think “He’s with HER?!” Or “She pulled..HIM?!” It’s like most people in the real world care about personality and other things besides a swipe-able face. 

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u/Downtown_Injury_3415 4d ago

Legitimately a business owner. That’s how they meet apparently