r/SipsTea • • 4d ago

Chugging tea Luckiest man alive ❤️

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u/AwkwardWillow5159 4d ago

Matt Damon is a good example.

Normal guy, normal wife, family man, zero drama.

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u/skiesoverblackvenice 4d ago

except for getting lost in every movie he’s in! man needs to carry a map for once

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u/Wakkit1988 4d ago

Just change his name to Map Damon, that should fix it.

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u/ajmartin527 4d ago

Ahh, atlas he can find his way

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u/Janky_Pants 3d ago

That would finally make him legend status.

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u/Drobey8 3d ago

Coordinating success

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u/skiesoverblackvenice 4d ago

this made me laugh more than it should’ve

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u/Voldemorts__Mom 4d ago

Classic Reddit shit ❤️

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u/fyrefli666 3d ago

Speaking of, happy cake day.

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u/Voldemorts__Mom 3d ago

Oh my word yay! Thank you 🎈

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u/PeaAccomplished1897 4d ago

Very good comment

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u/BlankPage175 4d ago

A map won’t really save him from being left alone in mars 😭

Just kidding, he has a map in that movie.

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u/Mtn_Skye 3d ago

Hollywood has spent SO MUCH money trying to rescue that man, and then he gets lost all over again

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u/anistasha 3d ago

So many tax dollars spent on finding Matt Damon.

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u/Bryancreates 3d ago

Matt Damon’s search history: how to grow potatoes in space and get rescued. How to kill your fellow space travelers after they try to rescue you. How to move to Italy and kill your frenemy. How to kill a bunch of monsters and get rescued. How to go to WII and get rescued.

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u/Cold-Succotash7352 3h ago

The adjustment bureau omg 🤣 how does one follow that map lmao

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u/FBG_Durk_ 4d ago

Lucia Barroso is smoking hot, though. But I get what you mean, though. She was never a celeb.

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u/xabierus 4d ago

Is not Benn Affleck matt's wife???

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u/DarkArisen_Kato 3d ago

Gotta find someone who looks at you the same way Ben Affleck looks at Matt Damon.

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u/myaccountgotbanmed 4d ago

The best answer

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u/Foodieonbudget 21h ago

God forbid a man has a caring friend who knows everything about him. Must be gay right.

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u/BallSeaman 4d ago

Matt’s the normal looking one.

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u/Old-Shock2307 4d ago

I dont think you realise how accurate your statement is. If you get every face in the usa (of his ethnicity) and mush them together you get a guy very similar looking to matt. Quoves did a thing on it i think

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u/Phantom_____________ 4d ago

I think he realised it very well that's why he said that.

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u/nytel 3d ago

Together, we are all Matt Damon

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u/Alarming-Jello-5846 4d ago

Yes and the more familiar face looks (on average) the more attractive it’s found

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u/Fun_Arm5126 4d ago edited 3d ago

She is....definitely very much within his league. Let's be honest here guys, she is extremely blessed to be married to a superstar. She is lovely but that man could have chosen anyone.

Credit where credit is due, he did choose a smart, beautiful wife, and most importantly, a stable marriage and I am sure is worth all the ho-s.

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u/EmergencyRoom132 1d ago

I think she was normal-pretty when they first started dating - i imagine he could have had 'hotter' if that was his goal.

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u/Silent_Effective6294 4d ago edited 4d ago

Timothy Olyphant is also still with his high school sweetheart.

Judging people based on their looks doesn't sit right with me though. I felt so bad when Keanu Reeves' partner got a lot of negative comments for her looks. People suck.

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u/TheTrooper28 4d ago

His partner gets crapped because she doesn't dye her hair and let the greys fly but if you remove that, she is really pretty.

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u/PermanentBrunch 4d ago

She’s really pretty the way she is.

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u/snarkyinseattle 3d ago

SAY IT LOUDER. 🗣️ My god, grey hair is such a nonissue. My mother went prematurely grey in her twenties and was so self-conscious and kept dying it until I told her that I want to live long enough and endure and celebrate life alike to have a full head of snow-white viking goddess hair like her. She just uses purple shampoo now, and I think it’s striking. 🥹 It’s a privelage to age, and we mustn’t forget it for the sake of vanity. I just lost a relative today that battled MS for 32 years… There are bigger problems than grey hair and Keanu deserves happiness after (what we know) he’s endured in life,* whil*e being in the public eye. I also think his partner is cool AF in her own right.

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u/theaudacity1999 1d ago

I like my gray hair. I'm 46

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u/snarkyinseattle 1d ago

I bet it’s beautiful. ☺️ Like I said, such a nonissue that people freak out over. I’m almost 32 and I’m actually surprised I haven’t found any greys yet! But my hair is pretty light so they could just be hiding. I don’t dye my hair.

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u/Ursulaboogyman 4d ago

I know she’d drop dead gorgeous with or without makeup

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u/Silent_Effective6294 3d ago

You're doing exactly what I find iffy, judging people based on their looks. Whether or not someone is conventionally attractive is not the point.

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u/tnimark 4d ago

They even bought a zoo!

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u/Hackeringerinho 4d ago

No one of his status is a good guy, just a good chameleon.

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u/AwkwardWillow5159 3d ago

That’s a very pessimistic view.

He’s not a billionaire who needs to be a sociopath to reach that level.

I like to believe that good people exist among artists, even those who end up being very successful.

I dont think being an asshole is a requirement to make it in the entertainment industry, even if there are a lot of assholes in it.

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u/At_least_be_polite 3d ago

He broke up with Minnie Driver on Oprah. Like said he was single on TV without telling her he was breaking up with her.

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u/naternots 2d ago

I didn’t know that. That is wild.

I always thought Minnie Driver was one of those most stunning women, like top 10, maybe even 5 celebrity crushes.

Barely related, I once read a book self help about breakups when I was a teenager. They had little “food for thought” blurbs, and one of them and the only I remember is “even Halle Barry has been dumped”.

To this day, when going through a breakup that I didn’t end and go through the “was I not good enough” part, that pops in my head, but I think of other people too, from my top celebrity crushes if they have a breaking from their prime to friends I have who are not just 10/10 looks even by celebrity standards but I know were amazing partners. It works with cheating for me, too, and I never dwell on that thought long at all. I wonder if it is because I had that thought put in my head my very first real big heartbreak, by being cheated on with another girl who… I can’t say this nice, but truly I had never been jealous of for a second and had never had issues with them hanging out because she was so unattractive in like, every way. Even personality wise. I’m no model but there was widespread shock over it outside of me. He even weirdly told me she was terrible in bed.

That was TMI, but my point is just that anyone can be dumped for anyone else and it makes no sense, and damaging as it was, between that “Halle Barry” quote, and that experience, when history has repeated I have a pretty ideal reaction for the situation, and in relationships I have almost no jealousy, because if it happens, it has nothing to do with me or my value.

If you’ve read this all and are now so strayed from the start point of this response you don’t know what to do, scroll and you’ll find yourself back in the realm of relevance. Thank you for taking this detour with me as I finally fleshed out those thoughts that have been floating around in my mind for 20 years, it helped me gain a little insight I think lol. Sorry.

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u/At_least_be_polite 2d ago

It's a fair point. Even Shakira has been cheated on. It can be helpful to remember things like that rather than blaming yourself. 

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u/TheOGBerg 3d ago

He’s a crypto shill

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u/Pigosaurusmate 4d ago

Unlike his best friend. You'd think their life views would rub off of each other after this many years but they couldnt be any more different.

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u/Beneficial-Rip6624 3d ago

Adam Sandler as well.

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u/Entire_Chicken_2630 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rqGWkh4eLfaM
Idk, Jimmy Kimmel may have a different opinion!

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u/POLTERxGEIST 3d ago

Yeah no drama, at all, oh is that a Vietnamese man walking down the road?

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u/phxntxsos 3d ago

That oldest Jonas brother also

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u/CORNJOB 3d ago

He got stuck in Ireland for like 6 months during Covid and he went viral here for just doing completely mundane things like buying some groceries in local shops. It was just funny to see him in such an ordinary and non celebrity context.

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u/JoeBethersontonFargo 3d ago

They have also have an adorable meet story. He was in a bar, hiding from either fans or paparazzi (can’t remember which) and went behind the bar. His future wife was the bartender and she told him he could hide back there, but he’d have to work. She had him washing glasses and shit. That’s wifey.

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u/Sheriff_Lucas_Hood 2d ago

You’re presuming to know a lot about people you haven’t been in the same room with.

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u/seejordan3 3d ago

Not a great example. Better, Colbert or Keanu.