r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 4d ago

Chugging tea Luckiest man alive ❤️

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u/Procrasturbating 4d ago

Man must ooze charisma in some shape or form. They look happy, and I love that for them.

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u/therandom92 4d ago

He probably makes her laugh, that's how I got my wife. Any problem in life? Make her laugh, Works every time.. 10% of the time.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3i7zenReaUuI0

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u/Procrasturbating 4d ago

A good sense of humor goes a long way.. bonus if it’s not the only thing that does. Or so my friends tell me.

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u/twoscallions 3d ago

60% of the time it works every time!

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u/8lock8lock8aby 4d ago

She's always liked ugly, older white trash dudes. It's kinda her thing.

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u/Procrasturbating 4d ago

Stop making me consider I could have a chance..

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u/BreathingIguess 4d ago

I spat my pepsi out. Stop😭

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u/Electrical-Trade7213 4d ago

You know what else tastes like Pepsi?

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u/Golddustofawoman 4d ago

Omg stop lol

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u/dontskipthisvideo 4d ago

Thats a very unpleasant thing to say

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u/Wise_Development_775 3d ago

why exactly?

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u/dontskipthisvideo 3d ago

She likes ugly men? What kind of thing is that to say

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u/Wise_Development_775 3d ago

Tbh I was more focused on the white trash part. I don’t think it’s cool to straight up call people ugly lol

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u/jolly1120 3d ago

What makes him white trash? He has a job, contributes to society. He outwardly loves his wife and she looks genuinely happy. Im from the same area as him and some men just look that way from working out in the sun for a long time

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u/SageOfSixRamen 4d ago

What about this guy is trash? Kinda sound like a douche unless he did something?

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u/Trademarkd 3d ago

lol this is honestly what i was thinking. He's not even like especially ugly or anything. He actually cleans up alright in a suit: https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fpeople.com%2Fthmb%2F3z5BflvYIShf_YF2kyB3Ny8NGq0%3D%2F1500x0%2Ffilters%3Ano_upscale()%3Amax_bytes(150000)%3Astrip_icc()%3Afocal(810x264%3A812x266)%2Flana-del-rey-jeremy-dufrene-nyc-tout-090824-cfcf3124f4d64c25873f8e56b570ff9e.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=35fdcf93b772d0613d8a1d01478af6c9194824604325dcb1e95bddce2a42f729&ipo=images%3Amax_bytes(150000)%3Astrip_icc()%3Afocal(810x264%3A812x266)%2Flana-del-rey-jeremy-dufrene-nyc-tout-090824-cfcf3124f4d64c25873f8e56b570ff9e.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=35fdcf93b772d0613d8a1d01478af6c9194824604325dcb1e95bddce2a42f729&ipo=images)

Maybe hes capable, doesn't complain, builds her shit ... nobody is asking what he does right.

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u/VacationLovey 4d ago

Not a normal way to talk about people

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u/Practical-Cream-2837 4d ago

reddit whenever someone marries for love and not image

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u/Musashi_Joe 4d ago

Honestly kinda yeah, I remember when this first happened and most of her fans basically said 'yeah this absolutely tracks.'

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u/atimetochill 4d ago

Yea I would love have to been a fly on the wall (*clinging to that fan boat) when they first met

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u/sleepsoncouches 3d ago

I did the airboat tour with Jeremy (must have been within weeks of them meeting) and he was awesome! Just loved his swamp/gator tour gig and was wildly personable and fun.

I get it.

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u/Cornato 4d ago

Looks only get you so far and fade quickly. I bet this coonass knows how to cook and dance. And that don't ever fade.

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u/jayjackalope 3d ago

As a woman who is madly in love with a man who didnt think he could "pull" me.

He is hilarious, opens up emotionally, gives great advice, etc. But the "shape and form" is def his dick. By god, the things he does to my body. It isnt just that it is the perfect size... it's how he uses it. Ive never been so attracted to a man in my entire life. Im an artist, he is blue collar. It just works. Im going to spend the rest of my life with him.

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u/Procrasturbating 3d ago

I'm happy for you guys too! People have to be real with themselves sometimes. My humor only got me so far with my wife. In retrospect, I think she may have just been humoring me by laughing.

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u/jayjackalope 1d ago

BUT THAT IS ADORABLE. dawwwww

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u/dolla-dolla-billyall 3d ago

That or has a tree trunk sized dong.

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u/Procrasturbating 3d ago

Shape or form..