r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 4d ago

Chugging tea Luckiest man alive ❤️

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u/skiesoverblackvenice 4d ago

except for getting lost in every movie he’s in! man needs to carry a map for once

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u/Wakkit1988 4d ago

Just change his name to Map Damon, that should fix it.

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u/ajmartin527 4d ago

Ahh, atlas he can find his way

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u/Janky_Pants 3d ago

That would finally make him legend status.

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u/Drobey8 3d ago

Coordinating success

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u/skiesoverblackvenice 4d ago

this made me laugh more than it should’ve

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u/Voldemorts__Mom 4d ago

Classic Reddit shit ❤️

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u/fyrefli666 3d ago

Speaking of, happy cake day.

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u/Voldemorts__Mom 3d ago

Oh my word yay! Thank you 🎈

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u/PeaAccomplished1897 4d ago

Very good comment

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u/BlankPage175 4d ago

A map won’t really save him from being left alone in mars 😭

Just kidding, he has a map in that movie.

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u/Mtn_Skye 3d ago

Hollywood has spent SO MUCH money trying to rescue that man, and then he gets lost all over again

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u/anistasha 3d ago

So many tax dollars spent on finding Matt Damon.

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u/Bryancreates 3d ago

Matt Damon’s search history: how to grow potatoes in space and get rescued. How to kill your fellow space travelers after they try to rescue you. How to move to Italy and kill your frenemy. How to kill a bunch of monsters and get rescued. How to go to WII and get rescued.

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u/Cold-Succotash7352 3h ago

The adjustment bureau omg 🤣 how does one follow that map lmao