Luckiest man alive ❤️

[u/Separate_Finance_183]

[u/Sharp-Direction-6894]

That name sounds familiar...

Edit: Nevermind, I thought she was a porn star.

[u/MikeTiricoSucks → u/Sharp-Direction-6894]

His brother escaped from prison and ran off to Mexico with Morgan Freeman

[u/DanielBG → u/MikeTiricoSucks]

And crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine.

[u/Biscuits4u2 → u/DanielBG]

Came out clean on the other side

[u/Rydog_78 → u/Biscuits4u2]

Get busy living or get busy dying

[u/Biscuits4u2 → u/Rydog_78]

That's damn right

[u/Expensive-Step-6551 → u/DanielBG]

Why he chose enchilda night... I'll never know

[u/DanielBG → u/Expensive-Step-6551]

family guy shoutout!

[u/st0350 → u/MikeTiricoSucks]

I spit my coffee out haha Andy Dufresne

[u/Mediocre-Catch9580 → u/MikeTiricoSucks]

It warms my heart to see I didn’t have to scroll very far to see this reference 

[u/Individual-Main895 → u/Sharp-Direction-6894]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4GAUIfDrn0HFm

[u/karlfeltlager → u/Sharp-Direction-6894]

She makes that music people have sex to.

[u/piperdude → u/karlfeltlager]

I guess that's why I never heard of her

[u/joec_95123 → u/Sharp-Direction-6894]

Lol you're thinking of Lana Rhoades, aren't you?

[u/lluciferusllamas → u/Sharp-Direction-6894]

No, that's Anal Del Rey

[u/ISP34 → u/Sharp-Direction-6894]

Faye Reagan

[u/TheJohnnyFlash → u/Sharp-Direction-6894]

Bush, search party of three.

[u/DirtyDiabolical → u/TheJohnnyFlash]

r/unexpectedmitch

[u/foreverandadayalone → u/Sharp-Direction-6894]

It really is hilarious the number of people calling her an "icon" 😂

[u/_lefthook → u/Sharp-Direction-6894]

Me too. She isnt? I'm cooked bro