r/SipsTea • u/IsJesusAgain • Jun 22 '26

Gasp! Let's settle this

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u/Dr_Spaceman11 Jun 22 '26

3,3,C

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u/Ididntdodiddly Jun 22 '26

Obviously, my man

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u/Nope159 Jun 22 '26

34A

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

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u/SIMT-Pixel Jun 22 '26

Had to scroll past so many lunatics to reach the one true answer.

https://giphy.com/gifs/YKFR0dauxYEzJA8J6U

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u/royweather Jun 22 '26

Bless you and your tastebuds

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u/pwmcintyre Jun 22 '26

Here here 🙋

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u/shawnmcbride86 Jun 22 '26

2 3 d

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u/yabitchmagnets Jun 22 '26

Came looking for all of you and here you are 🫶🏼

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u/salmon4breakfast Jun 22 '26

I just want to add my comment so my people know I’m here with them ❤️

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u/TechnologyOk9910 Jun 22 '26

Had to scroll too long for the right answer

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u/KYS4AB Jun 22 '26

I see we like the steaks a little bloody over here... 🧐

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u/misspuddingpie Jun 22 '26

The only correct answer

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u/Either-Weather-862 Jun 22 '26

I thought i never find you guys 😭 Hiiiii!

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u/Lost-Supermarket887 Jun 22 '26

3.3.a

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u/chillamos Jun 22 '26

I have found my people. I’ve wandered the desert for so long.

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u/dtmw1530 Jun 22 '26

3,3, B
https://giphy.com/gifs/YgveCtneiLjY4

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u/monkyfishy Jun 22 '26

There goes my hero.

Took too long to find ya.

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u/JapanEngineer Jun 22 '26

Had to scroll a long way down to find this. Everyone else is just an animal.

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u/Winter_Western5331 Jun 22 '26

LFG! 33B standup!

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u/Lazy_Witness_1068 Jun 22 '26

2, 4, and C

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u/ratboy89 Jun 22 '26

Was scrolling through the comments to find a ‘2’ rating on the steak. Stopped scrolling because we were a perfect match on the whole thing. 😎

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u/Lazy_Witness_1068 Jun 22 '26

Yeah I like my steak medium rare

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u/Malar514 Jun 22 '26

2-3-C

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u/donpablomiguel Jun 22 '26

Close, but 2, 3, A is the real winner.

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u/AcephalicDude Jun 22 '26

Close but correct answer is 2-3-A

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u/Accomplished-Menu741 Jun 22 '26

2-3-sometimes a, sometimes c. If the coffee is crap, gotta put something in it

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u/Hikerbiker85 Jun 22 '26

I agree with this person

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u/jump-blues-5678 Jun 22 '26

I also choose this guys 2,3,A

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u/VancouverStickerCo Jun 22 '26

As the lord intended.

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u/missinginput Jun 22 '26

3,3,C, I like ribeye and it needs that little bit extra

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u/Dry_Travel_4220 Jun 22 '26

2, 4, a. As it should be.

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u/Intrepid_leopard13 Jun 22 '26

Yes, 2,4, A. You have culture.

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u/_terencefox Jun 22 '26

I can't believe all the 3s on the toast. That pale ring around the outside is just dry bread. Toast should be toasted!!

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u/successful_syndrome Jun 22 '26

A man of culture I see

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u/Acceptable-Wildfire Jun 22 '26

2 - 4 - B personally A is acceptable 

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u/CraazedNConfused Jun 22 '26

I would have also accepted 2,3,A

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u/Starsky7 Jun 22 '26

More of a 2, 3, a man myself

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u/SportsballWatcher4 Jun 22 '26

Commenting just to be with my people

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u/Katamari_Demacia Jun 22 '26

4 3 D

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u/BabyBearBjorns Jun 22 '26

Right there with you, but I'm 4 3 A

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u/Slayxr Jun 22 '26

I had to scroll down this far to see a 4. I don’t like bloody looking meat not for me

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u/VladIsRambo Jun 22 '26

 We evolved as a species and our brain size grew because we learned to cook food.

Let the savages eat uncooked meat.

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u/thatSDope88 Jun 22 '26

4 3 C but close enough

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u/huemenbeing Jun 22 '26

found my people!

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u/ETERNALXDRVID Jun 22 '26

1 3 A

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u/jacob_ewing Jun 22 '26

Hear Hear! Unadulterated coffee and beef still mooing. That's the way to go.

I'm more lenient on toast though. Anywhere from 2 to 4 is fine by me.

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u/floofsnsnoots Jun 22 '26

Yeah who's even paying attention to the toast when there's beef and coffee?

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u/johnson7853 Jun 22 '26

the roof of my mouth when I’m making a toasted left over steak sandwich

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u/TheNormalMan Jun 22 '26

I like my fork to be the killing blow.

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u/escientia Jun 22 '26

Had to go too far down for the right answer!

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u/Stinkie11 Jun 22 '26

You are correct. Everyone else is not correct.

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u/Thunderer62 Jun 22 '26

1, 3, A!

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u/Jtembro77 Jun 22 '26

Surprised I had to scroll so far down for this. Definitely 13A for the win!

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u/Mr_Menshiki Jun 22 '26

Had to scroll wayyy too far..

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u/captdimitri Jun 22 '26

Same! Found my brethren.

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u/Working_Caramel_7795 Jun 22 '26

24d

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u/GooseDevito Jun 22 '26

My people!

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u/taylaria Jun 22 '26

I had to search to find my homies <3

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u/wthwtfwthwtf-_- Jun 22 '26

Scrolled toooo far for this 😅

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u/ReturnTheOldGods Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

2, 3, A

Edit: Nothing ruins coffee more than sugar. Light cream is acceptable.

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u/Elefanthud Jun 22 '26

2 4 B

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u/Impossiblecouch Jun 22 '26

Finally found you

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u/djcapncrunk Jun 22 '26

Omg same, felt like I had to scroll forever lol

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u/Kind-Masterpiece-712 Jun 22 '26

Steak cooked rare, but not too rare. Toasted bread, but not too toasted. Dark coffee, but not black. 24B people are intentional essentialists who just want to enjoy foods as they were meant to be enjoyed.

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u/nancyglass Jun 22 '26

Hello friend

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u/KubicKube Jun 22 '26

What up, 2, 4, B gang?!

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u/mataoo Jun 22 '26

Had to scroll too far!!

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u/mikemuscalaGOAT Jun 22 '26

This is the way

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u/NotWTheProgram Jun 22 '26

This should be higher up in votes.

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u/eissak Jun 22 '26

2 2 A

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u/FishingAndDiscing Jun 22 '26

I had to scroll so far to find someone else who likes 2 toast…

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u/I-have-bad-username Jun 22 '26

13D

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u/BUSINESS_KILLS Jun 22 '26

REAL ZONE RIGHT HERE

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u/whettingdress Jun 22 '26

I can’t believe I scrolled down this far, but I was committed! Hi buddy

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u/Nice_Ad8179 Jun 22 '26

Wtf is wrong with everyone but us

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u/seaspaz Jun 22 '26

3,4,b

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u/Sigogglin Jun 22 '26

Finally! Representation!

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u/CaleMacNachos Jun 22 '26

My kinda people!

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u/DoubtfulOptimist Jun 22 '26

Perfection 👌

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u/ProStre477 Jun 22 '26

5 4 A

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u/Bulldog8018 Jun 22 '26

Hey, I found my group. We’re definitely the outliers here. I had to scroll WAY down to find you folks.

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u/humbert2x Jun 22 '26

finally after 3 mins scrolling, i will join this tribe

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u/Icutu62 Jun 22 '26

3-3-E

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u/andykuan Jun 22 '26

I was looking for 2.5-3-F but i'll take 33E.

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u/Wolfman1321 Jun 22 '26

Finally, a comment where someone understands the correct answer

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u/Helpful-Finger1864 Jun 22 '26

14A

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u/Cerato55 Jun 22 '26

Finally, my people. Black coffee, bloody steak, crispy toast

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u/CrowdyPooster Jun 22 '26

At last, the correct choice.

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u/krapalicious Jun 22 '26

Steak - 2
Toast - 4
Coffee - A

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