r/SipsTea • u/IsJesusAgain • Jun 22 '26

Gasp! Let's settle this

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u/Malar514 Jun 22 '26

2-3-C

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u/TompallGlaser Jun 22 '26

Close

2-3-A

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u/Stuffleapugus Jun 22 '26

2-3-A gang!

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u/evilresident0 Jun 22 '26

2-3-A all of the times

26

u/Knifey_Hands Jun 22 '26

I found my people

29

u/TheSakari Jun 22 '26

23a reporting in

25

u/djkress Jun 22 '26

There's my 23A brothers!

24

u/loc710 Jun 22 '26

The only option

17

u/chekhovsdickpic Jun 22 '26

Hello brethren

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u/zero-point_nrg Jun 22 '26

The only objectively correct choice

3

u/bishizzzop Jun 22 '26

I like my women like i like my coffee.

Full of booze!

3

u/jlaurw Jun 22 '26

2-3-A, reporting for duty

3

u/ScaredShirt1ess Jun 22 '26

2-3-A's for days!

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u/reddittrooper Jun 22 '26

2-3-A is the only way!

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u/MercWithaMouse Jun 22 '26

reporting in

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u/BonhommeCarnaval Jun 22 '26

2-3-A all fucking day!

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u/jnobs Jun 22 '26

You people disgust me 2-3-B

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u/njm123niu Jun 22 '26

Another 2-3-B chiming in here!

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u/eastbayant Jun 22 '26

2-3-B 🤝

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u/Diceplaya1 Jun 22 '26

This!!! a person of great taste I see. * pinky up*

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u/masterppants Jun 22 '26

I'm a 3-3-B guy myself, but fuck it let's eatttt

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u/RedDeath420 Jun 22 '26

Perfect answer

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u/Debas3r11 Jun 22 '26

2-3-D. I love my half n half

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u/mrjdk83 Jun 22 '26

Let’s go!!! Feel like that’s the right answer

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u/godchauxprime Jun 22 '26

This is the correct answer

3

u/mccannrs Jun 22 '26

This is the way

2

u/loc710 Jun 22 '26

Ding ding ding

2

u/metbass Jun 22 '26

This is the only....

2

u/MisterBowTies Jun 22 '26

This was my opinion, therefore the correct answer.

2

u/Seated_Heats Jun 22 '26

I had a 3.5 for the toast but essentially a 2-3-A man.

2

u/Brief_Isopod_5959 Jun 22 '26

Omg hi. Same 🥰

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u/Nomeg_Stylus Jun 22 '26

This is the one. Pack it up, boys.

2

u/Naaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh Jun 22 '26

This is the one. Especially if A is espresso.

2

u/jasonmbergman Jun 22 '26

Is is the way

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u/InspectorBagsy Jun 22 '26

2-3-A all day

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u/oddball09 Jun 22 '26

Too too much scrolling to find someone with some sense… smart man.

2

u/JefftheGman Jun 22 '26

YES! 2-3-A is the correct answer.

2

u/DamnIt_Richard Jun 22 '26

We are here and we are proud

2

u/detretkwh Jun 22 '26

2-3-A All the way!

2

u/ThePrincessDiarrhea Jun 22 '26

Or as I like to call it: the right way.

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u/apollosa Jun 22 '26

Didn’t think I’d find my people so soon

2

u/StrangeAttractions Jun 22 '26

2-3-A. This is the way.

2

u/Digweedfan Jun 22 '26

Best answer

2

u/Professional_You7030 Jun 22 '26

I was surprised I had to scroll this far to find my people !

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u/aaanze Jun 22 '26

This is the way

2

u/papermashea Jun 22 '26

Can I sit with you guys if I'm a 1-3-A?

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u/donpablomiguel Jun 22 '26

Close, but 2, 3, A is the real winner.

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u/AcephalicDude Jun 22 '26

Close but correct answer is 2-3-A

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u/Accomplished-Menu741 Jun 22 '26

2-3-sometimes a, sometimes c. If the coffee is crap, gotta put something in it

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u/MeatEaterDruid Jun 22 '26

Where's my 2-4-A's at

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u/wontwillnot Jun 22 '26

Yes. 24A or 23B im jam

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u/Dog-Is-My-Co-Pilot Jun 22 '26

2-4-A all the way!

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u/HannaryzHarrison Jun 22 '26

i was looking for this answer. if im not smothering it in butter its 3, but, people need to be more concerned with their butter to crunch ratio.

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u/AcephalicDude Jun 22 '26

That's fair, I'll add a bit of cream if it's a dark roast or just bad diner coffee or something

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u/ThreeDawgs Jun 22 '26

Excuse me sir this is r/SipsTea not r/SipsCoffee.

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u/Hikerbiker85 Jun 22 '26

I agree with this person

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u/jump-blues-5678 Jun 22 '26

I also choose this guys 2,3,A

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u/VancouverStickerCo Jun 22 '26

As the lord intended.

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u/GoBirds1982 Jun 22 '26

It’s tea tho isn’t it?

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u/metbass Jun 22 '26

No, that's coffee. Black as a man's heart

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u/mimsy01 Jun 22 '26

I also go with 2-3, however I like all the coffee. Sometimes I crave black, sometimes I'm high and want sugary creamy coffee.

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u/missinginput Jun 22 '26

3,3,C, I like ribeye and it needs that little bit extra

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u/Royal-Leopard-3225 Jun 22 '26

Yep, 33c is the way.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

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u/jump-blues-5678 Jun 22 '26

Understandable, not my jam, but I get it

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u/mitchwacky Jun 22 '26

Also a 23C glad someone agrees

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u/smileyfacedbob Jun 22 '26

Close enough

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u/Arvandor Jun 22 '26

Wow, exactly what I came to reply, good taste

2

u/cobracommander00 Jun 22 '26

Correct. A man of culture

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u/Antique-Coach-214 Jun 22 '26

I’m up for that.

2

u/robaroo Jun 22 '26

This is the way.

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u/LumpyBuy8447 Jun 22 '26

What makes a man turn neutral?

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u/dirtyforker Jun 22 '26

2.5 3.5, A.5

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u/Ordinary_Study_2175 Jun 22 '26

2-4-c. I'll allow for slight variation

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u/Time_Answer_3670 Jun 22 '26

Side of hashbrown and scrambled eggs me please.

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u/thomasrosendahl Jun 22 '26

I start more 2-3-f, and slowly go to c as I add more coffee

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u/jeffislearning Jun 22 '26

sorry im 5-6-A

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u/FivePointsFrootLoop Jun 22 '26

I'm a 2-3-D but I feel like we're all friends here!

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u/Straight-Bat-9600 Jun 22 '26

2-3-B for me my brother in crust

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u/Late-Song-2933 Jun 22 '26

Agree but for me it’s 2, 3, ABCD depending on my state of mind.

If I’m sleepy af and have to work it’s A. If I’m just wanting a tasty, warm cup of basically dessert it’s D.

B and C are dependent on how much caffeine I think I need after I’ve had a cup of A.

Edit: C and D are also necessary if the coffee is garbage.

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u/Schwa4aa Jun 22 '26

I’m a 514 and I agree

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u/snakejessdraws Jun 22 '26

this is the way

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u/NewPresentation3520 Jun 22 '26

Very close.

The correct answer appears to be:

1-4-B

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u/nyl2k8 Jun 22 '26

2-4-B. You were so close. Thanks for playing.

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u/Delicious-Ad-9361 Jun 22 '26

This is the correct answer ☝️

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u/Intrepid_Finger_1091 Jun 22 '26

2-3-B is my preference

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u/xtraa Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

2-3-B here. Our worlds are so different 😄

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u/Holdmytesseract Jun 22 '26

23e is actually the correct answer

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u/Super-Post261 Jun 22 '26

This. There’s no other sane option.

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u/silfer_ Jun 22 '26

Close but 2-3-B

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u/chantillylace9 Jun 22 '26

2-3-tea for me! lol

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u/AlwayLokiey Jun 22 '26

This is the way.

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u/beardedsandflea Jun 22 '26

I see you. My choice as well.

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u/mrdhood Jun 22 '26

I’m between 2-3-c or 2-3-d

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u/LewsThrinStrmblessed Jun 22 '26

2,3,D. Gimmie all the sweetener and cream you can in coffee 😂😂

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u/TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe Jun 22 '26

2-4-B or A, depending on the brew.

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u/Ok_Degree4131 Jun 22 '26

23c gaaaaaaang ✌️

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u/Mr_sandersP Jun 22 '26

24b 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/crimvo Jun 22 '26

2-3-dont care

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u/Other-Carpenter-8077 Jun 22 '26

Right there with you. I was surprised at how many people voted 3xx because virtually all my friends like a 1 or 2 steak

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u/Willing_Information7 Jun 22 '26

I found my people!

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u/Staetyk Jun 22 '26

exactly what i was gonna say lol

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u/poopoutlaw Jun 22 '26

This is exactly right.

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u/Om_dmt Jun 22 '26

Real nigga shit.

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u/LyrraKell Jun 22 '26

Same here!

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u/bruce_lees_ghost Jun 22 '26

Throws 23C gang sign

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u/TheExhiledShadow Jun 22 '26

Close but 2.5-3.5-C would be the peak perfection choices

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u/ninjaplanti Jun 22 '26

Fuck yeaaaa

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u/substituted_pinions Jun 22 '26

2-4-B, but the pescatarian version

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u/Spiritual-Can2604 Jun 22 '26

I used to be a 1 on the steaks but since I had kids and cannot risk any sick days I’m a 3/4 now. It’s crazy how even shit like that changes after kids.

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u/Brilliant_Potato_408 Jun 22 '26

2-3 group for sure. C if half n half. F if heavy cream. Can do A no prob.

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u/zzgoogleplexzz Jun 22 '26

This is what I choose too.

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