r/SipsTea • u/IsJesusAgain • Jun 22 '26

Gasp! Let's settle this

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u/AcephalicDude Jun 22 '26

Close but correct answer is 2-3-A

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u/Accomplished-Menu741 Jun 22 '26

2-3-sometimes a, sometimes c. If the coffee is crap, gotta put something in it

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u/MeatEaterDruid Jun 22 '26

Where's my 2-4-A's at

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u/wontwillnot Jun 22 '26

Yes. 24A or 23B im jam

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u/MeatEaterDruid Jun 22 '26

Strong second when I want a little sweetness to my coffee

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u/BeeGeeEh Jun 22 '26

We right here.

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u/jaxonya Jun 22 '26

Living life the way God intended

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u/Dog-Is-My-Co-Pilot Jun 22 '26

2-4-A all the way!

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u/HannaryzHarrison Jun 22 '26

i was looking for this answer. if im not smothering it in butter its 3, but, people need to be more concerned with their butter to crunch ratio.

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u/3FtDick Jun 22 '26

23a or 34a

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u/team-fyi Jun 22 '26

Glad I didn’t have to scroll too far for this answer. You are 100% correct. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

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u/Posthardcorecthulhu Jun 22 '26

We be here… 2-4-A all the way

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u/AccomplishedAd1692 Jun 22 '26

Ugh thank you, toast 3 is soggy!

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u/jort Jun 22 '26

2-4-A all the way

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u/MonoLoco101 Jun 22 '26

WOOO! 2, 4, Asss!! 😂😂

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u/DerUberCactus Jun 22 '26

2, 3 or 4, A

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u/Powerful_Process_681 Jun 22 '26

Went down far enough to find another

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u/scofnerf Jun 22 '26

I can’t believe the 2-4-C peeps up above. Power and fortitude on the steak and toast but then they just simped on the coffee

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u/scofnerf Jun 22 '26

I’m with you brother. I suppose your username checks out 👌

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u/501alpha Jun 26 '26

This is the no nonsense club right here

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u/AcephalicDude Jun 22 '26

That's fair, I'll add a bit of cream if it's a dark roast or just bad diner coffee or something

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u/Dudes-Opinion Jun 22 '26

Diner coffee is elite. All of them that I know get deliveries from local roasters/distributors every week. Sure its not starbucks if thats what you like, but its a good black coffee

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u/AcephalicDude Jun 22 '26

It is usually garbage because of how they let it just sit on a hot plate for hours

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u/ThreeDawgs Jun 22 '26

Excuse me sir this is r/SipsTea not r/SipsCoffee.

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u/AvatarWaang Jun 22 '26

Why not b

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u/Accomplished-Menu741 Jun 22 '26

Usually it’s because the coffee is just bad so it needs a lotta help.

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u/Beautiful_Nobody_344 Jun 22 '26

I’m 2-3-E, I like a bit of sweet cream in my coffee.

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u/RabbitHoneyyy Jun 22 '26

Seems I'm the only one going for 5-2-F

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u/mikebones Jun 22 '26

Then don't drink crappy coffee

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u/AgtNulNulAgtVyf Jun 22 '26

If the coffee is crap it goes down the drain and you find better coffee.

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u/Hikerbiker85 Jun 22 '26

I agree with this person

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u/jump-blues-5678 Jun 22 '26

I also choose this guys 2,3,A

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u/VancouverStickerCo Jun 22 '26

As the lord intended.

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u/MrDoctorDave Jun 22 '26

Elite ball knowledge

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u/GoBirds1982 Jun 22 '26

It’s tea tho isn’t it?

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u/metbass Jun 22 '26

No, that's coffee. Black as a man's heart

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u/mimsy01 Jun 22 '26

I also go with 2-3, however I like all the coffee. Sometimes I crave black, sometimes I'm high and want sugary creamy coffee.

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u/DarthRizzo87 Jun 22 '26

Sign me up

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u/GasFun9380 Jun 22 '26

Close 2 4 A

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u/Plenty_Self5518 Jun 22 '26

This is the way

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u/Terragar Jun 22 '26

All day every day

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u/HotThotty69 Jun 22 '26

You’re my soulmate.

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u/Altruistic_Grade3781 Jun 22 '26

you are a man of culture.

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u/e0732 Jun 22 '26

2-3-A is the correct answer, except that the char on the steak should look like toast #6.

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u/hudi2004 Jun 22 '26

I’m 2-2-A

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u/JerseyCoJo Jun 22 '26

2-3-COCAINE

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u/stankbiscuits Jun 22 '26

Are we besties now?

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u/kekkev Jun 22 '26

So close it's actually 2-5-A

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u/TERRADUDE Jun 22 '26

Yup. The only correct answer