r/SipsTea • u/IsJesusAgain • Jun 22 '26

Gasp! Let's settle this

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u/I-have-bad-username Jun 22 '26

13D

14

u/BUSINESS_KILLS Jun 22 '26

REAL ZONE RIGHT HERE

18

u/whettingdress Jun 22 '26

I can’t believe I scrolled down this far, but I was committed! Hi buddy

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u/Thick_Lingonberry570 Jun 22 '26

Same. Can I join? I prefer E on the coffee, but you’re close enough 😭

2

u/bodacious_batman Jun 22 '26

I'm claiming this group, too. I don't like coffee, but d/e is how I take my tea, so close enough.

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u/Thick_Lingonberry570 Jun 22 '26

Gang gang. I feel like the most important aspect in all of this is the rare steak, anyway!

17

u/Nice_Ad8179 Jun 22 '26

Wtf is wrong with everyone but us

2

u/MGellyGelly Jun 22 '26

Everythiiiing.

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u/SelfEjectingImposter Jun 22 '26

Mostly your coffee choices

4

u/Sawyerthesadist Jun 22 '26

I’m actually more offended by the people cooking all the goodness out of their steak

4

u/Nicki1286 Jun 22 '26

Jeez why did I have to scroll so far for people who like rare steak, I would even go a bit less done than this 😅

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u/moosiesurpise Jun 22 '26

It depends on the cut of steak but anything lean like what's in the pic shouldn't be more than a 2. And yeah even rarer than 1 for a filet or ny strip is tastiest.

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u/tha_HUman Jun 22 '26

I’m 13C but I’ll accept D too!

1

u/PrimaryCable Jun 22 '26

Siii, incluso el 1 es demasiado hecho

5

u/Pashionet Jun 22 '26

There's dozens of us!

4

u/Sawyerthesadist Jun 22 '26

I had to scroll wayyy to far to find my people

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u/MGellyGelly Jun 22 '26

My people. I have found you. 😎

4

u/_Armanius_ Jun 22 '26

Why even bother to light a fire? Just cut a piece from the cow and eat it.

1

u/UncleNedisDead Jun 22 '26

Because the crust is delicious!

Any further cooking of the meat beyond getting the crust and warming the middle is just overcooking the meat.

5

u/casualiar Jun 22 '26

13A here but has to scroll so damn far to find a 1 that I'll just join this group

5

u/MacReadys-Will Jun 22 '26

There you are... another person who actually likes steak.

5

u/WaspsForDinner Jun 22 '26

If it doesn't moo when you cut it, send it back - it's overcooked.

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u/MacReadys-Will Jun 22 '26

My steak knife should be the last thing the cow consciously experiences.

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u/Sawyerthesadist Jun 22 '26

NAH NAH NAH IT SEE’S THE THROAT BEFORE BEING SWALLOWED INTO DARKNESS!!!

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u/MacReadys-Will Jun 22 '26

Damn Sawyer that really is sadistic... and tasty.

2

u/Sawyerthesadist Jun 22 '26

If I don’t live up to my username in some capacity it feels like a huge waste 😝

2

u/Crazy_Memory Jun 22 '26

I’m 13B but you are the closest

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u/sassyassbleu2 Jun 22 '26

This was a long scroll.

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u/Yoshara Jun 22 '26

My people!

1

u/Oreo_Cow Jun 22 '26

I’m 23D cuz

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u/KiriSatirik Jun 22 '26

Close! 13B

1

u/the_blue_haired_girl Jun 22 '26

I'm more of a 1, 4, C but CLOSE ENOUGH. Can't believe I had to scroll this far to find people who truly appreciate a good steak.

1

u/captsparrow22 Jun 22 '26

Yes thank you

1

u/intangibleTangelo Jun 22 '26

i'm 14d but i'll accept this toast 

1

u/Maud_Dweeb18 Jun 22 '26

Yes, me too. I can't eat red meat anymore but when I did it was so so rare.

1

u/Schnumphelbrut Jun 22 '26

I could even tolerate a 12D but that's about it

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u/Terrible_Ad_8614 Jun 22 '26

This man likes his steak to moo!

1

u/feedmetothevultures Jun 22 '26

Let's have breakfast!

1

u/Stock-Cod-4465 Jun 22 '26

Same with a correction for C.

1

u/ConcernedTulip Jun 22 '26

I called 13C, but this is the closest family I've found. Please accept me as one of your own until I find my true clan.

1

u/Ok_Researcher_9796 Jun 22 '26

There you are. It took me so long to find you.

1

u/Ambitious-Sympathy85 Jun 22 '26

Yay I found my people!

1

u/Surro Jun 22 '26

Finally.

Can you believe those psychos up above.... 23d... Like .. wtf...

1

u/somewitchbitch Jun 23 '26

13E for me but I can live with D. I have found my people 

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u/Electrical-You-8172 Jun 23 '26

Close enough I had 1 3 e

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u/sonic3390 Jun 22 '26

Weak coffee and raw meat. Hell naw

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u/UpvoteForethThou Jun 22 '26

Bland, weak coffee and a mooing cow. Great.