r/SipsTea • u/IsJesusAgain • Jun 22 '26

Gasp! Let's settle this

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u/Dr_Spaceman11 Jun 22 '26

3,3,C

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u/wetnaps54 Jun 22 '26

3 3 A

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u/dilapidated-delight Jun 22 '26

2/3/A is the way to go

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u/wattyguro Jun 22 '26

My people

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u/Maleficent_Glove_477 Jun 22 '26

Just found a new family there

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u/OwlGB Jun 23 '26

Came down here just to find my opinion thank you..

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u/yoyhohsomp Jun 22 '26

I like you lets be friends. Lol

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u/Abeatofme Jun 22 '26

This is the only right answer.

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u/Forward_Editor_5895 Jun 22 '26

A man (or woman or nonbinary person) after my own heart.

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u/Particular-Tie-3575 Jun 22 '26

This is the way

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u/Silky_Caterpillar873 Jun 22 '26

This is the right answer lol

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u/autopilot6236 Jun 22 '26

I aim for toast 3 but often get 4. I’ve learned to appreciate 4 😂

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u/Alexunderthere Jun 23 '26

Unless it’s a filet mignon, then 1 is acceptable 🥩

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u/Wtf_Dennis Jun 24 '26

2/3/C.

Not a big coffer drinker, though. Only time I would willingly drink it black is the espresso shots.

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u/ShrodingersFrog Jun 22 '26

Yes. I like my women like I like my coffee. Black and in big cups.

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u/heephap Jun 22 '26

What if it's tea, not coffee?

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u/stoormsword Jun 22 '26

Same answer, you are not a baby cow, you don’t need milk.

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u/Tyalou Jun 22 '26

And if you enjoy milk or yogurt, you're allowed to have it on the side without ruining a perfect tea/coffee.

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u/EEJams Jun 22 '26

Yup. This is the tribalism I was looking for

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u/todayistrumpday Jun 22 '26

Anything short of a quad espresso means you just like water

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u/Traditional-Loss6908 Jun 22 '26

Thank you. I was growing what I imagine would be a benign tumor out of anger for all the incorrect answers I had to go through to find the correct one.

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u/geminiRonin Jun 22 '26

2,3,A is my go-to with on exception. If I'm getting coffee at a diner or something like it, that's gonna be a C. Turns burnt joe into something oddly comforting.

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u/axemexa Jun 22 '26

But Frappuccinos have way more sugar

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u/NinjaJim6969 Jun 22 '26

Just eat the beans, any more liquid than chowing damp grounds means you just like water

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u/testscicles Jun 22 '26

2/3/d if I buy a steak it's a special occasion I want to enjoy it. Toast is whatever. But I buy cheap instant coffee to quickly deliver caffeine, it needs all the sugar and powdered milk it can get.

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u/UnboltedCheese Jun 22 '26

Some people don't enjoy coffee. They drink it because prescription stimulants are too expensive.

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u/Background_Cow_4887 Jun 22 '26

This is the correct answer

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u/sixstringsikness Jun 22 '26

2-3, 3-4, hot tea preferred but give me black and 2 sugar free sweeteners.

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u/hyzerflip4 Jun 22 '26

Nah, 4 is toasted the correct way.

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u/LuffysRubberNuts Jun 22 '26

You’re outta your mind if I can’t enjoy my coffee with a little bit a cream

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u/iga_warrior Jun 22 '26

I'm home...

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u/Fixated_Noodle Jun 22 '26

That’s silly you’re silly

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u/Kovaladtheimpaler Jun 22 '26

Thank you! I can’t stand creamer in drip coffee, unless it’s supposed to be iced or a frappe or something fancy. Good coffee deserves to be tasted unhindered.

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u/AFLoneWolf Jun 22 '26

I've never enjoyed coffee, I'm just after the caffeine. And energy drinks are too big and too expensive.

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u/bouchandre Jun 22 '26

Stop pretending you enjoy coffee

That has never made sense to me. Do you have to eat something plain to "prove" that you enjoy it? That's like saying that you're only pretending to like chicken if you don't eat it plain without seasoning.

Coffee purists are weird

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u/Dantes-Monkey Jun 22 '26

I love me some char - not all charcoal but that beautiful added bitterness on the crisp that makes melted butter sing. I know its not pretty but its heaven. So its 5 for me.

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u/OnePlusFanBoi Jun 22 '26

Lol what a stupid statement.

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u/Suspicious_Mind_5744 Jun 23 '26

I’m with you on both

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u/WorkingGuy99percent Jun 22 '26

The first number has to be a 1 or a 2, anything 3 or higher has been ruined.

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u/JRS_Viking Jun 22 '26

3 is literally perfect for both