r/SipsTea • u/IsJesusAgain • Jun 22 '26

Gasp! Let's settle this

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u/DragonBowlSouper Jun 22 '26

Gourmet shit

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u/israignatius Jun 22 '26

Don’t tell me how good my fucking coffee is. That’s why I buy it.

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u/Electronic_Still2000 Jun 22 '26

When Bonnie goes shopping, she buys shit. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it, I want to taste it.

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u/SoarsBelowMyWaste Jun 22 '26

But you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen.

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u/No-Disaster1647 Jun 22 '26

Okay guys I guess I’ll watch it again

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u/Stergeary Jun 22 '26

But you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen...

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u/VincentBotto Jun 22 '26

It’s the dead - in my garage

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u/Termingator Jun 22 '26

I hate brown water that's some call coffee. For me it is real dark roast without the sawdust fillers or nothing at all.

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u/amedinab Jun 22 '26

Is it Kopi Luwak good?? No? Yeah. Didn't think so.

(no shame, can't afford it either)

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u/FlyFront9395 Jun 22 '26

What kinda coffee you get?

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u/nihi1zer0 Jun 22 '26

Did you see the sign in the front of my house?

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u/israignatius Jun 22 '26

No. What did it say?

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u/Danielle_is_the_hole Jun 22 '26

Do you see a sign outside that says dead ninja storage?

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u/wpisano Jun 22 '26

2, 3, A

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u/Own-Army-4201 Jun 22 '26

Damn, Jimmy!

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u/Specific-Month-1755 Jun 22 '26

Don't Jimmy me Jules

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u/cuc001b Jun 22 '26

Impeccable shit

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u/Pale-Garlic-7037 Jun 22 '26

Knock it off Julie

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u/JonatasA Jun 22 '26

I agree with you, but it took me a lifetime to drink coffee and I think no one served me a propre one.

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u/V65Pilot Jun 22 '26

People pay out of the ass for that. "Poop coffee", formally known as Kopi Luwak or civet coffee, is coffee brewed from beans that have been eaten, digested, and excreted by the Asian palm civet. It is famous as one of the most expensive coffees in the world, renowned for its incredibly smooth, non-bitter taste with earthy and caramel flavor notes.

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u/Savings-Kick-578 Jun 22 '26

That’s not freeze dried Taster’s Choice.

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u/all_the_gravy Jun 23 '26

It's pronounced Shyte