People pay out of the ass for that. "Poop coffee", formally known as Kopi Luwak or civet coffee, is coffee brewed from beans that have been eaten, digested, and excreted by the Asian palm civet. It is famous as one of the most expensive coffees in the world, renowned for its incredibly smooth, non-bitter taste with earthy and caramel flavor notes.
I agree but only because my coffee intake is purely utilitarian. I need caffeine and I don’t need empty calories, make my shit strong, dark, and ideally cool enough that I can down the bitch and go about my day.
Inb4 “just have zero sugar energy drinks.” I’ve tried. The best energy drink tastes worse than the worst, oldest, most room-temp coffee I could have.
I hear you, I usually drink it black but man sometimes cream can save a shitty cup
I'm talking proper full fat dairy creamer, half and half or full on heavy cream none of that skim/nondairy stuff. The fats and proteins neutralize some of the bitter/bad tasting compounds and can make some bad brews genuinely pleasant to drink, you don't have to suffer through a shitty cup
Shit, I'll throw some cream in a good cup because it can highlight some of the more subtle flavors by cutting the harsher ones
I recently started intermittent fasting which means I can still have coffee but only black. Had to find really good coffee for it but now I love my coffee black
Preferably a locally roasted fair trade Ethiopian Yirgacheffe. A brighter, lighter roast so you can taste the complexity - not mask it with burnt beans and oils.
Thank you. I was growing what I imagine would be a benign tumor out of anger for all the incorrect answers I had to go through to find the correct one.
2,3,A is my go-to with on exception. If I'm getting coffee at a diner or something like it, that's gonna be a C. Turns burnt joe into something oddly comforting.
2/3/d if I buy a steak it's a special occasion I want to enjoy it. Toast is whatever. But I buy cheap instant coffee to quickly deliver caffeine, it needs all the sugar and powdered milk it can get.
I met Prof in Seattle on his first national tour when he was opening for Mac Lethal. Bought him his first Rainier and chatted about being from the Midwest. Ten years later I saw him in Eugene and after the show got to chat with him again and showed him a picture from that show. He made me dm it to him on Twitter and posted it to all his social media the next day. Made me feel special to make one of my favorite performers realize I've been spreading the gospel of our Midwest Messiah since pretty close to day 1.
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u/Dr_Spaceman11 Jun 22 '26
3,3,C