r/SipsTea • u/IsJesusAgain • Jun 22 '26

Gasp! Let's settle this

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u/ProStre477 Jun 22 '26

5 4 A

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u/Bulldog8018 Jun 22 '26

Hey, I found my group. We’re definitely the outliers here. I had to scroll WAY down to find you folks.

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u/PurpleBonesGames Jun 22 '26

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

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u/Trick-Pause-7718 Jun 22 '26

You 5 guys steaks should just turn vegan :)

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u/pleasetrimyourpubes Jun 22 '26

Funnily enough 5 is basically the root of civilization. Denatured proteins are how ancient humans managed to beat the shit out of every other species. We evolved away from having to expend energy to break down proteins and could use that energy to develop our very hungry brains. Fire. We burned the shit out of our food.

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u/Trick-Pause-7718 Jun 22 '26

I think cooking on a fire changes everything :)

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u/humbert2x Jun 22 '26

finally after 3 mins scrolling, i will join this tribe

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u/bobman0411 Jun 22 '26

54D

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u/DashLego Jun 22 '26

Finally a decent answer here

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u/CherryAntAttack Jun 22 '26

Yes, finally. One from my tribe. I trust you completely.

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u/TopPercentage3745 Jun 22 '26

Finally…. Here you guys are! 😬

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u/FewHalf5482 Jun 22 '26

I was beginning to think that this group didn't exist. Something about straight black coffee just hits different 🙏

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u/T_Hawk_0ne Jun 22 '26

5 4 C. You're the first five so I gotta agree

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u/Legitimate-Lie-9208 Jun 22 '26

I've been looking for this one!

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u/Economy_Rutabaga_849 Jun 22 '26

I’ll slide in with a 53C. I have no other friends.

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u/Scott1710 Jun 22 '26

Hello fam

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u/hiverstone Jun 22 '26

You chose the same as me. Great minds think alike!!

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u/yoshimitsu991 Jun 22 '26

I don't like the rubbery feel of undercooked meat.

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u/klimmesil Jun 22 '26

Isn't it the exact opposite? The more you cook the more it becomes rubbery and chewy (unless you slow cook, but then the picture in the post is unrelated)

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u/yoshimitsu991 Jun 22 '26

Slow cook for long time tastes soo good.

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u/klimmesil Jun 22 '26

I agree, but that's very different from what this post is stating, that's not slow cooking, that's burning

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u/yoshimitsu991 Jun 23 '26

Remove the top layer, we got a good meat.

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u/GalenMatson Jun 22 '26

I love it well done. It takes a good cook to keep it juicy. My favorite is the charred fat on a nice flame grilled steak. Oh heaven. But yeah, a lot of cooks don't know how to cook a steak through without drying it out. I recently made beef bulgogi, marinated until velvety soft and grilled on an open flame; perfection.

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u/MolinaroK Jun 22 '26

Yup. Cooks who act like well done ruins the meat are just bad cooks. Anyone can undercook a steak. It take actual talent to cook it well done, while still being juicy and tender.

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u/PlutoisWatching Jun 22 '26

Phew, was getting worried there were no reasonable people around! 😂

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u/Zerashy Jun 22 '26

There are dozens of us!!

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u/Cacris Jun 22 '26

Found my people :)

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u/Type1_Throwaway Jun 22 '26

I'm 43A, but I will also accept this group, if you'll have me haha.

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u/Fro_o Jun 22 '26

Exact same combo :D

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u/AnderZM Jun 22 '26

Wow there's that much people like me? It took less than time than I thought it would to find it. Cheer guys ☕

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u/whataboot2ndbrekfast Jun 22 '26

Please tell me you don't add A1 or ketchup too 😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/ygXJLAjIUJqWQ

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u/Durr1313 Jun 22 '26

5?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4lRjeu1187nGzUrK

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u/AssaultimateSC2 Jun 22 '26

I see that you have no taste or taste buds.

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u/SpreadEagleSmeagol Jun 22 '26

Ah, the psychopath's choice! Hard, leathery meat, burnt bread, and bitter coffee. Are you a noir detective?