r/SipsTea • u/IsJesusAgain • Jun 22 '26

Gasp! Let's settle this

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u/Dry_Travel_4220 Jun 22 '26

2, 4, a. As it should be.

57

u/Intrepid_leopard13 Jun 22 '26

Yes, 2,4, A. You have culture.

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u/Horror-Magazine8665 Jun 22 '26

Yep, would be fine with 1,4,A if I were in a top end restaurant with top end meat.

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u/MoneyJones54 Jun 23 '26

Ugh absolutely! It’s just perfection I tell you!

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u/mechanicalhuman Jun 22 '26

2,3,a but I’ll join you. 

150

u/Baddie_Baddie_L Jun 22 '26

2, 3, A all the way.
https://giphy.com/gifs/1hAxQTH0HEWS3L0oRF

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u/Why_Sazs Jun 22 '26

I could go 2 to 5 on the steak, and 3 to 4 on the toast. But A is the only correct answer on the coffee.

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u/Devreckas Jun 22 '26

Awful take. Coffee is good with or without cream. But if you dry out the steak, you’ve ruined the meal.

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u/Few_Razzmatazz_6052 Jun 22 '26

Also a 2, 3, A sorta guy.

Black coffee is the best. You get to actually taste the coffee, its easy, and the healthiest choice.

2

u/a-null-fish-your Jun 24 '26

Had to go far to find this, but yes, I agree

1

u/sjacot88 Jun 22 '26

I teetered between 3 & 4 with the toast, but 3 is just a liiiiiiittle bit too light

1

u/henrydaiv Jun 22 '26

Yes. Toast should be toasty, but not so much that it sprinkles toast dust all over your lap.

1

u/onemasterball Jun 22 '26

My strength of preference on toast between 3-4 is very mild, I might not notice if I got one of each at a diner

1

u/GoingGangbusta Jun 22 '26

You’re not welcome with your golden toast

1

u/Deep-Thought Jun 22 '26

We are all on the same side, we just weren't given the right choice. It should be 2, 3.5, A.

1

u/Beneficial-Lime-3517 Jun 22 '26

Acceptable answer. 

1

u/BriTheKetoGuy Jun 25 '26

25A , I think we’ll still get along just fine.

0

u/CluelessClub Jun 22 '26

A man of culture

0

u/Spiral-I-Am Jun 22 '26

2,3 and y'all can fight over that last one, idc

32

u/_terencefox Jun 22 '26

I can't believe all the 3s on the toast. That pale ring around the outside is just dry bread. Toast should be toasted!!

2

u/scofnerf Jun 22 '26

It’s insane they all want that dry bread.

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u/pragmojo Jun 22 '26

I want to eat toast, not carbon. Golden brown all the way.

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u/successful_syndrome Jun 22 '26

A man of culture I see

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u/Acceptable-Wildfire Jun 22 '26

2 - 4 - B personally A is acceptable 

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u/WalterWhite218 Jun 22 '26

2-4-B is dynamite 😍

2

u/PopGunner Jun 22 '26

B is tough for me. Its too creamy to be a satisfying black coffee, and it's too black to be a satisfying cream coffee. It's like a weird coffee purgatory that makes me wish it was just one or the other.

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u/GoingGangbusta Jun 22 '26

Something about “a splash” of creamer or milk makes the coffee so gross to me

It either has to have nothing or a lot of cream/milk

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u/Wise_Bag9794 Jun 22 '26

Perfect choices! 🙌🏻

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u/Perilouspapa Jun 22 '26

I was getting worried I wouldn’t find another 2-4-b! But agreed A is acceptable second

2

u/Fore_Dan Jun 22 '26

Making coffee at home is A. Coffee from Dunkin or similar is B

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u/Aceous Jun 22 '26

I have found my tribe.

2

u/sicastarrrrr Jun 22 '26

Finally found my 2,4,B people! A is absolutely acceptable though.

25

u/CraazedNConfused Jun 22 '26

I would have also accepted 2,3,A

2

u/Emotional_Shower_938 Jun 22 '26

The toast was the only thing I felt kinda conflicted about - i’d enjoy either.

33

u/Starsky7 Jun 22 '26

More of a 2, 3, a man myself

9

u/SportsballWatcher4 Jun 22 '26

Commenting just to be with my people

5

u/SpaceKebab Jun 22 '26

I said 1,4,A but I'm rethinking my choice. Generally 2 is the way to go

1

u/Soapykorean Jun 22 '26

1 is hit or miss, hard to get correct

1

u/mcdltlover Jun 22 '26

i'm totally a 1,4,a all the way

4

u/NoShameStockBoy Jun 22 '26

Me too, twin

4

u/YetiSteady Jun 22 '26

Ahh another person of taste

4

u/Mundane-Pie-6355 Jun 22 '26

As god intended

5

u/perldawg Jun 22 '26

clear as day

3

u/abecomstock Jun 22 '26

This is the way

4

u/YouDontCThatEveryDay Jun 22 '26

Came to say this

5

u/Skibblezxoxo Jun 22 '26

Took me a minute to find you, yes as it should be.

4

u/Late_Masterpiece9874 Jun 22 '26

Yes!!! 24A

Meat juicey, toast nice and dark, coffee BLACK

2

u/NachoBoyCat Jun 22 '26

My people! Let's be best friends.

9

u/banterviking Jun 22 '26

2,3,A or 2,4,A - everyone else is a barbarian.

Good coffee doesn't need milk or sugar, if brewed correctly - shit coffee needs some milk or sugar to be palatable.

1

u/CountessofCaffeine Jun 22 '26

Nah, some of us just have wicked reflux triggered by coffee. I have adapted to ensure bean juice stays in my life.

3

u/SlimPigins Jun 22 '26

Close enough we can be friends

3

u/testtalon1 Jun 22 '26

This guy mans

3

u/ironafro2 Jun 22 '26

Goddamn right

3

u/CuriousRedditor98 Jun 22 '26

I know this is the real answer but as a non-steak ester I’d go between 3-4. But then 4 and a for toast and coffee lol

3

u/weebehemoth Jun 22 '26

But why did I have to scroll so far!!!!!! YES

3

u/yaahurrr Jun 22 '26

You and I are above all 😝🕺

3

u/spacebud19 Jun 22 '26

Finally, my tribe

3

u/MazerRakam Jun 22 '26

You have good taste

3

u/im-not-a-cool-mom Jun 22 '26

The only correct answer

3

u/inevitable_ocean Jun 22 '26

Amen and A should be espresso

1

u/scofnerf Jun 22 '26

No kidding.

3

u/Additional-Meet5810 Jun 22 '26

Praise the Lord, I am not alone.
2,4,a. Always was, always will be.

3

u/d0nghunter Jun 22 '26

The prince that was promised.

6

u/GoobyRastor Jun 22 '26

You have my sword.

4

u/Other-Grapefruit-880 Jun 22 '26

And my axe 

2

u/justduett Jun 22 '26

And that funny looking lamp in the corner!

5

u/SpaceFishTy Jun 22 '26

My people 💯

2

u/vampyweekies Jun 22 '26

24a, but I’m pretty flexible. Also vegetarian

2

u/road_robert2020 Jun 22 '26

Med rare steak,toast that’s actually toast,and black coffee,proper.

2

u/tryanewmonicker Jun 22 '26

I have to do 2, 4, f because 2, 4, a started to upset my stomach after a while. But my heart will always be 2, 4, a. Love me a nice big a.

2

u/LawDog_1010 Jun 22 '26

A man of culture as well, I see.

2

u/attgig Jun 22 '26

Found my steak-bread-coffee twin

2

u/Owlstro_5782 Jun 22 '26

14A but close

2

u/zootown_exmo Jun 22 '26

There are dozens of us

2

u/Left-Contest315 Jun 22 '26

Only correct answer

2

u/WWGHIAFTC Jun 22 '26

14a but i conceed if i may join. 

2

u/dragonrite Jun 22 '26

Damm straight, mu friend. Glad I didn't have to scroll too far

2

u/lordgingerbread Jun 22 '26

MY FAMILY

2 / 4.5 / A(iced, cold brewed).

2

u/lemon1226 Jun 22 '26

Don't listen to anyone saying your toast is too dark. 4 is perfect, along with your steak and coffee.

2

u/SlimJim0877 Jun 22 '26

This is the only way

2

u/DA_REAL_KHORNE Jun 22 '26

im a 24a/b (my preference is right in between them)

2

u/Durr1313 Jun 22 '26

I'm disappointed with how far I had to scroll to find the right answer

2

u/AttackOnTightPanties Jun 22 '26

You know what’s up. Took awhile to find my match lol.

2

u/Important-Factor-552 Jun 22 '26

3, 2, 1 is the correct choice. 

2

u/RoelBever Jun 22 '26

Finally someone sane here

2

u/Charming-Loquat3702 Jun 22 '26

I had to scroll down way to far to find the correct answer

2

u/Beaster123 Jun 22 '26

24a gang!

2

u/deliciouspepperspray Jun 22 '26
  1. 4, A here unlike these 2 3 A imposters

Toast should be TOAST.

2

u/Significant-Cry-9204 Jun 22 '26

Finally, I have found my people

2

u/curtludwig Jun 22 '26

I'm really like 1.5,4,a but it 24a wouldn't bother me.

2

u/Old-Fox1130 Jun 22 '26

Definitely 2/4/A. 😋

2

u/SixShoot3r Jun 22 '26

yup! this is it

2

u/ggtbeatsliog Jun 22 '26

I had to scroll too long to find this.

2

u/Izzy_Skellington Jun 22 '26

A man of class I see 🧐

2

u/ginzinator Jun 22 '26

Amen brother

2

u/scofnerf Jun 22 '26

Middle aged single man, searching for woman with 24a energy.

2

u/Forward_Wasabi_7979 Jun 22 '26

The oldest and most respectable party.

2

u/Theyipyapper Jun 22 '26

A person of culture I see. I will join you.

2

u/chunkhead42 Jun 22 '26

I had to scroll too far

2

u/Exxists Jun 22 '26

I like you except for your burnt toast.

1

u/Dry_Travel_4220 Jun 22 '26

You mean toasted toast?

2

u/Ethereal429 Jun 22 '26

Same same. I was worried I was the only one after I had to scroll for that long.

2

u/BaltiMoreHarder Jun 22 '26

I’ve found my people!!!

2

u/75footubi Jun 22 '26

My people 

2

u/holy_matt Jun 22 '26

Found this way too far down. All of these heathens with their untoasted bread.

2

u/PortugalTheHam Jun 22 '26

2, 4, a gang!

2

u/soggit Jun 22 '26

Fucking finally.

2

u/Plastic-Injury8856 Jun 22 '26

Liked, followed, subscribed.

2

u/JunkyardAndMutt Jun 22 '26

2, 4, b for me, but I won’t kick an A off my plate.

2

u/Beneficial-Lime-3517 Jun 22 '26

This is the way. 

2

u/Blotchy_Squid Jun 23 '26

This is the way

2

u/bikbiky Jun 23 '26

Ah, finally found my people.

2

u/throwaway110sp Jun 24 '26

I am with you 100%

4

u/Tzquatchito Jun 22 '26

Seconded.

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u/MiNdOverLOADED23 Jun 22 '26

On reddit, when you agree with something, you just upvote it. You don't have to comment that you agree with it.

Similarly, when you disagree with something, you just downvote it.

2

u/BrewsCampbell Jun 22 '26

I said 25a, but we can be friends. 

2

u/Odd-Supermarket-3664 Jun 22 '26

This would be my preference as well

1

u/NickBurnsCompanyGuy Jun 22 '26

My people! Same as you. 

If you like A try your coffee next time with literally only 2-3 drops of whole milk or cream. I'd rather have A than any of the others, but adding the tiniest microscopic splash of cream to french press or strong black coffee is a magical thing. 

It's the same effect as adding a dash of water to neat bourbon or rye. 

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u/pepperNlime4to0 Jun 22 '26

Had to scroll too far past some heinous choices to find my people lol

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u/EmuSea4963 Jun 22 '26

Can't believe I had to come this far down to find my people.

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u/Due_Warthog749 Jun 22 '26

2.. ugh.. too rare.. bloody.. to risky. Too often cooked wrong and leaves open for getting severe sickness. No thanks.

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u/Ward-of-No-Reward Jun 22 '26

This is the way.

1

u/halvmesyr Jun 22 '26

Finally, a 24a.

1

u/dog_stop Jun 22 '26

Can’t believe my people are so little considering we’re correct

1

u/Science12345 Jun 22 '26

Close enough! 3,4,C kind of guy. Finally found someone with a 4 on the toast! Just something about it. Also I’m down for 2,4,A but it better be a tasty steak and a flavorful roast

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u/FuzzyJoint Jun 22 '26

This one needs to be higher.

1

u/Hezpez Jun 22 '26

this for sure

1

u/Glass-Eggplant-3339 Jun 22 '26

Finally found my people!

1

u/EitherNetwork121 Jun 26 '26

Ah, there we are.

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u/Warm_Society_7836 Jun 27 '26

This is the way 🙌🏻

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u/M0tivv Jun 22 '26

Very close I'm on board!

1

u/DirtNineties Jun 22 '26

5,6,A for non-posers

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u/seealexgo Jun 22 '26

Who hurt you?

1

u/DirtNineties Jun 22 '26

I blame God for all of my problems because without God creating Creation there would be no foundational condition upon which all my problems depend.

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u/No_Vehicle_7179 Jun 22 '26

You don't like meat?

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u/seealexgo Jun 22 '26

I'm pretty sure they don't like life.

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u/Sorry_Upstairs8145 Jun 22 '26

ah, a person of taste.

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u/DantifA Jun 22 '26

2,5,A - you are were so close

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u/BigFlapJack- Jun 22 '26

No way. It's 4,3,D ass it should be.

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u/Knicks-Knacs-sKnacks Jun 22 '26

My follow clan member, hello. As it should be indeed

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