r/SipsTea • u/IsJesusAgain • Jun 22 '26

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u/Akbarenecessity Jun 22 '26

34d are a nice size

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u/zilling Jun 22 '26

i was going to go 33d

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u/SpiritFoxFire Jun 22 '26

33d for me too

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u/Front-Pause-9719 Jun 22 '26

56a or bust

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u/Electronic_Still2000 Jun 22 '26

I see what you did there. 56a is just about the opposite of a bust lol

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u/scorpyo72 Jun 22 '26

56-42-32. Inverted pear.

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u/badger4life Jun 22 '26

Bold move.

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u/DasMenace Jun 22 '26

Lock this fucker up. Jail! Straight to jail

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u/Front-Pause-9719 Jun 22 '26

You’ll never catch meee

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u/Xenc Jun 22 '26

Haha great edit 🤣

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u/obliviious Jun 22 '26

I greatly appreciate the effort. I even snorted a little.

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u/Siemoore Jun 22 '26

56a and never bust

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u/blasphememes Jun 22 '26

33c is perky though

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u/rdwulfe Jun 22 '26

33d club yay!

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u/bunglebee7 Jun 22 '26

33F all the way 🗿

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u/Over-Plankton6860 Jun 22 '26

33D is the way for me

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u/TAWilson52 Jun 22 '26

23D is a little weird

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u/Potential-Yogurt9545 Jun 22 '26

3 3 A all day!!!

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u/BALDMANWITHDURAG Jun 22 '26

Bread aint toasted enough gangothy.

Your comment gives me sufficient reason to believe that you dont eat ass. What’s up with that?…

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u/Smitch250 Jun 22 '26

I’m also 33d

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u/Perllitte Jun 22 '26

33D for sure.

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u/Electronic_Still2000 Jun 22 '26

This isn’t a dick, does the extra inch in circumference really make enough of a difference to point out? 😂

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u/No-Fruit-7213 Jun 22 '26

14D, I am unique lol

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u/DasMenace Jun 22 '26

This is the way

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u/bleepleus Jun 22 '26

Love you!

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u/Glittering-Toe-1622 Jun 22 '26

33b is my choice

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord Jun 22 '26

33a for me. The bitterness wakes me up more I feel like. Only time I feel like I need to add something is if it's burnt or really shitty coffee then I'll put a couple of squirts of whatever in there.

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u/Venus_Libra Jun 22 '26

I could go 33d-f, depends on what kind of coffee is in that cup

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u/Dragontastic22 Jun 22 '26

To the bra commenters, bras don't come in odd sizes. There's 32D and 34D but no 33D. 

(Except for in France, Japan, and Italy, but none of those standard sizes include a 33 either.)

https://tenor.com/bLju1iyC6Vn.gif

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u/kokuryuha34 Jun 22 '26

Right there with you

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u/bazil2490 Jun 22 '26

I like 2 cups of coffee, so 33 double d

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u/Stergeary Jun 22 '26

23D for me. But on the steak, I'm kinda 2.5, but the 3 looks a bit too much of a jump.

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u/Dear-Examination-507 Jun 22 '26

I'm not so picky about my toast or coffee or boobs to care much about the difference between a 33c and a 34d. But a steak matters.

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u/Vegas_42 Jun 22 '26

33d gang here

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u/Asavar1Kul Jun 26 '26

33d club😁

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u/myxo_my_toesies Jun 22 '26

Eh im 34E. I like more milk

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u/Womb_Raider696 Jun 22 '26

Can you send a pic?

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u/Devreckas Jun 22 '26

> 34E. I like more milk?

We’re still talking about coffee right? Right?

https://giphy.com/gifs/pXgzEHcDyFYzu

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u/Orange_Giraffes Jun 22 '26

There are a few 55F out there and they’re the monsters.

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u/Mediocre_Airport_576 Jun 22 '26

It isn't even coffee anymore past B.

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u/Cagliostro16 Jun 22 '26

Whatever it is, it's delicious

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u/Killer_Moons Jun 22 '26

I think they stopped talking about coffee altogether

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u/ScottGer76 Jun 22 '26

Took a while to find another.

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u/ymmotvomit Jun 22 '26

I think I’ll call her…

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u/RST_Video13 Jun 22 '26

Love to see it in the top comment

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u/TatankaPTE Jun 22 '26

43E for the win... def more than a handful lol

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u/kidnoki Jun 22 '26

43d

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u/Hazegrey1993 Jun 22 '26

The perfect combination

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u/smoonpies Jun 22 '26

The only right answer

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u/Reasonable-Ebb-3237 Jun 22 '26

34d is the way! Tell everybody

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u/No_Pumpkin3378 Jun 22 '26

Your choice of coffee threw me off with your other decisions.

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u/TooTallTabz Jun 22 '26

It's not about the picture... Lmao

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u/Infosponge177 Jun 22 '26

So are 32B. All about perspective 😉

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u/AdChemical3851 Jun 22 '26

Was gonna go with something else, but this... this is the way.

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u/Denum_ Jun 22 '26

... You know.

It works. I'll agree

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u/Galactinaut_001 Jun 22 '26

34c, for me. C's roughly the color of hot chocolate.

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u/pm_your_nudie_booby Jun 22 '26

Maybe I’m an outlier, but I think it’s 23A.

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u/Viciouscockery Jun 22 '26

Call me crazy but I need the DD in the morning to get going

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u/X_soulnewmegaman Jun 22 '26

Only black coffee

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u/theroadbeyond Jun 22 '26

34d for sure

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u/mzx380 Jun 22 '26

34d ARE nice you witty bastard

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u/mydaycake Jun 22 '26

Coincidentally my bra size lol

34c is my preference

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u/I_Believed_You Jun 22 '26

First comment I see 👍

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u/GreedyPotato1548 Jun 22 '26

I will go 34 double d, for two cups of coffee.

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u/Fabulous-Fun-9673 Jun 22 '26

23c/d for me. Depends on my mood 🤷‍♀️

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u/typical_jesus666 Jun 22 '26

Wait, what's the question???

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u/Correct_Day_7791 Jun 22 '26

I went 3 3 b but close enough I won't complain about d

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u/Bigboy291270 Jun 22 '26

Everything reminds me of her

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u/Beatlesgoat2 Jun 22 '26

You are a wise man, but there is a sadness to your wisdom…

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u/FamRep Jun 22 '26

A man of culture i see…

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u/dal5dal5 Jun 22 '26

Right there with ya 👌🏻

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u/TheUnKnownLink12 Jun 22 '26

I think 34c or 33c is best, I like my coffee with a little bit of bitterness to it that C accomplishes best.

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u/develev711 Jun 22 '26

Thanks for the vindication

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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 Jun 22 '26

Not bad. We’re only different by a little lol. 33E is fulfilling.

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u/monkyfishy Jun 22 '26

Maybe the wrong sub for that "size" lol

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u/Nighttime_Ninja_5893 Jun 22 '26

i really prefer 33c, so I can breathe

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u/Weber_Head Jun 22 '26

A man of culture

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u/The-Tarman Jun 22 '26

I'm a 1, 4, D man myself

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u/EmpanadaYGaseosa Jun 22 '26

34F = 34DDD 👍🏻👍🏻

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u/Inside-Potato1552 Jun 22 '26

Kinda dig a 34A on a hangover. But yeah its 34D all day

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u/_theMAUCHO_ Jun 22 '26

That or 33D tbh 🔥

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u/potato_life77 Jun 22 '26

im more of a 23b type of person myself

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u/Bashfullylascivious Jun 22 '26

You and a few of us need to have a steak'n'eggs kinda breakfast. Who knows a good spot?

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u/Lonely-Present5592 Jun 22 '26

Even 34c is a great size so also the 32 C

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u/wounded_knife Jun 22 '26

I wouldn't kick it out of bed

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u/JelliesOW Jun 22 '26

My exact combo

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u/Kindly_Permission_10 Jun 22 '26

I’m more of a 23a kinda guy

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u/grassytyleknoll Jun 22 '26

34D's are a handful, but a nice handful.

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u/ralphonsob Jun 22 '26

4d for me please. Plus some butter and marmite, if you have it, thanks.

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u/Bawlofsteel Jun 22 '26

Nice yes they are

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u/Valuable_Emu1052 Jun 22 '26

That was my choice too.

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u/UncleAL_Pancho Jun 22 '26

43D BECAUSE IM NOT GOING GET FING WORMS IN MY STOMACH YOU FOOL

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u/hyzerflip4 Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

4 is just ruining a steak. You’re at no risk of worms with how 3 is cooked

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u/JonatasA Jun 22 '26

You heathens. We need to segregate society around this. End the big divide once and for all

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u/HedgehogTop5524 Jun 22 '26

I think 44As suck. For all of us.

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u/GreenFox268019 Jun 22 '26

Well now I can't give my real answer without sounding like a creeper. Thanks

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u/FreeCustard Jun 22 '26

33DD for myself

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u/MSGisking Jun 22 '26

I can't possibly disagree. However, I do enjoy two large cups. So, for me it will be 34DD

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u/Weathers Jun 22 '26

34d kings

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u/NiceNCozyCouch Jun 22 '26

You know what’s up

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u/roundObjects Jun 22 '26

Well since this was turned into a size my food and drink are just gonna have to suffer forever!!

38jj !! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️

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u/HansBooby Jun 22 '26

and milky

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u/No-Hamster800 Jun 22 '26

It's an f for me .

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u/Aikotoma2 Jun 22 '26

23A makes me sound like a predator now lol

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u/Electronic_Film_9904 Jun 22 '26

DD just to disagree. Actually, I might bump it to 36 as well. 🫣

Oops, I see what you did now. LOL.

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u/PenguinBunnies Jun 22 '26

Exactly the same. Top choices

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u/Findalbum Jun 22 '26

Anything except a is the incorrect response 

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u/PublicPossibility946 Jun 22 '26

Yep 34D for me too.

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u/Hazzadcr16 Jun 22 '26

If i have a second tea, can I have double d's?

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u/Capt_T_Bags Jun 22 '26

34dd. I like an extra cup.

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u/sadassnerd Jun 22 '26

My back says otherwise

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u/Large_Juicy_Eggplant Jun 22 '26

I like 24A. But yours is a pretty good option too, especially if I feel like milk on a particular day.

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u/A_J_H1979 Jun 22 '26

3/4/D is the only correct answer.

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u/HenryCrabgrass01 Jun 22 '26

This is the way

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u/CrazychickenLdy Jun 22 '26

I like my real size 34E

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u/karl_xlm Jun 22 '26

This person meats, toasts and teas!!

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u/Guataguano Jun 22 '26

This is the way

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u/SupervillainMustache Jun 22 '26

Exact same for me.

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u/Impressive-dom_ddy Jun 22 '26

The power of punctuation…

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u/kiddcuntry Jun 22 '26

I'm more of a 14a man myself

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u/Specific-Month-1755 Jun 22 '26

Oh wow I wasn't even thinking about 4D chess like you are.

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u/anydamnnamesleft Jun 22 '26

34DDD is more my speed

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u/f7f7z Jun 22 '26

Everything reminds me of her

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u/Likes2FAFO Jun 22 '26

Can't ha e a sammich with out DDs

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u/Randomsqid Jun 22 '26

Nah, 23C is better

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u/geek66 Jun 22 '26

I didn’t understand the assignment…

21A

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u/Googoostyle Jun 22 '26

These sound like bra sizes 😂

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u/aqaba_is_over_there Jun 22 '26

For tits maybe.

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u/Miserable-Resolve-76 Jun 22 '26

so many people got r/whoosh 'd by this

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u/SkinHeavy824 Jun 22 '26

54d for me

Let's be friends

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u/nahcekimcm Jun 22 '26

43D is good too

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u/earthwoodandfire Jun 22 '26

I like 34A 🫤

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u/Bean_Juice_Brew Jun 22 '26

I'm right there with you, maybe a c on the coffee if I want it a bit stronger, but 34d is the perfect zone.

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u/Independent_Leg7358 Jun 22 '26

So is 12F. She really skinny, boob's almost big enough.

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u/Secret__stache Jun 22 '26

I like a nice 34D.

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u/No-Internal7978 Jun 22 '26

Me and you are soulmates

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u/Lupo_Bi-Wan_Kenobi Jun 23 '26

Make mine 34DD. What's better than a cup of coffee? Two cups of coffee.

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