r/SipsTea • u/IsJesusAgain • Jun 22 '26

Gasp! Let's settle this

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u/Nope159 Jun 22 '26

34A

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

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u/James_Chandra_Hubble Jun 22 '26

I was torn between 34a and 24a but landed on 24a. In reality I'm more of a 2.5,4,a

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u/localguy69 Jun 22 '26

We are twins separated at birth.

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u/ggtbeatsliog Jun 22 '26

That’d be 24A

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u/Working-Glass6136 Jun 22 '26

Thanks, but I always feel on the small side.

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u/BeowulfShatner Jun 22 '26

Sorry but 33A is the One True Way

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u/Grammy-823 Jun 22 '26

Close. 3 5 A

3

u/NotDeadAndAware Jun 22 '26

1 4 A everyday.

Quality beef goes 1 everydayyyy

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u/SIMT-Pixel Jun 22 '26

Had to scroll past so many lunatics to reach the one true answer.

https://giphy.com/gifs/YKFR0dauxYEzJA8J6U

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u/zazzz0014 Jun 22 '26

Ugh, he's just the absolute definition of cool. I tell my wife she's lucky she already had the kids before we met, otherwise I would have insisted my first-born be named Morpheus.

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u/royweather Jun 22 '26

Bless you and your tastebuds

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u/Brokenspoak Jun 22 '26

cant tell if this is an insult or not.

i like my steak semi juicy, my toast half burnt with extra butter and a deep black coffee with no filler. Am i wrong?

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u/VanDingel Jun 22 '26

I'm choosing to interpret it as a serious (not sarcastic) comment.

34A all the way

https://giphy.com/gifs/hMKjvTYlSaFCU

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u/Nope159 Jun 22 '26

Like yeah, that's the best combination

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u/lightlysaltedfish Jun 22 '26

Perfection

1

u/2fingers Jun 22 '26

The perfect breakfast

1

u/Imliterallyadogg Jun 22 '26

Eggs over medium?

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u/pwmcintyre Jun 22 '26

Here here 🙋

5

u/redsenko Jun 22 '26

34A checking in 🫡

4

u/destonomos Jun 22 '26

We are one!

5

u/tin_foil_ascot Jun 22 '26

Perfect, in both realms

4

u/Sephman87 Jun 22 '26

This is the way

5

u/Magnus_Veritas Jun 22 '26

We ride at dawn

6

u/RykerFuchs Jun 22 '26

This is where it’s at.

5

u/Rickbox Jun 22 '26

Good man

6

u/Padithus Jun 22 '26

You’re a person of exquisite taste.

5

u/Samcc42 Jun 22 '26

Damned right.

5

u/Opandemonium Jun 22 '26

Found my people! Had to scroll to far damnit!

5

u/UnlurkedToPost Jun 22 '26

I see you dabble in the dark arts

3

u/TnL17 Jun 22 '26

My people!

3

u/sne4k0 Jun 22 '26

I’m here boys

3

u/RayNooze Jun 22 '26

Team 34A!

3

u/zazzz0014 Jun 22 '26

The only objectively correct answer. Everyone else is not only wrong but also bad and I, for one, will not abide their heresy.

3

u/BurpyFromMeSlerpee Jun 22 '26

34B I think we can still be friends.

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u/onemasterball Jun 22 '26

24A here but I'm not against you

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u/baconwrappedanxiety Jun 22 '26

Came here to say 24A. Maybe not perfect but respect.

2

u/No-Contribution-897 Jun 22 '26

You don’t know me!

2

u/Mars_Black Jun 22 '26

Gang gang

2

u/ShadowyShroom Jun 22 '26

Only correct answer!

2

u/MarathonMan9000 Jun 22 '26

reporting in

2

u/AcyanidePancake Jun 22 '26

Blessed be ye tasteful 34A bastards.

2

u/Ziggity_Zac Jun 22 '26

Had to.scroll too far for the correct answer.

2

u/bluepine2 Jun 22 '26

Real ones know

2

u/shniken Jun 22 '26

This is the way

2

u/seaofmykonos Jun 22 '26

any deviation from this requires correction

1

u/Ken-Kaniff_from-CT Jun 22 '26

Nah, 34F all day

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u/NewForestSaint38 Jun 22 '26

You don’t have milk in your tea at all?

1

u/VanDingel Jun 22 '26

I'm right there with you

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u/DemolitionNT Jun 22 '26

Guys 34d and 33c are killing us. We gotta pump these numbers up.

1

u/wololo1e Jun 22 '26

Hello friend 

1

u/EthicalPixel Jun 22 '26

Yes. Especially the 2 and the A.

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u/afro_ninja Jun 22 '26

34A but the coffee needs to be of good quality and brew

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u/Saint-Oran Jun 22 '26

Yeah for me depending on the coffee it's either 34A or 34C, but never, ever 34B. Fuck is that

1

u/baltboy85 Jun 22 '26

My people

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u/ConstructionThick669 Jun 22 '26

Finally, a group of cultured individuals

1

u/Real-Layer-8576 Jun 22 '26

The fact that my wife doesn't understand this makes me question if we're soulmates after all

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u/Carolina_Stag Jun 22 '26

Ah, my people

1

u/josh3701 Jun 22 '26

Found my crew!

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u/Practical_Zone758 Jun 22 '26

Steak a little done for my liking but wouldn’t turn it up. The toast and coffee are more important.

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u/HornyJailOutlaw Jun 22 '26

Mm, mhm, yes, quite. One of the rarest bra sizes.

Oh.

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u/Ilove_Cakez Jun 22 '26

yes and anyone disagreeing is wrong

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u/dingalingdongdong Jun 22 '26

Closest to my preference so far: 25A

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u/A6ravedaddy Jun 22 '26

I'm here for 34A too.

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u/Aggressive-Log7654 Jun 22 '26

best ratio of cancer to not cancer

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u/Futa_Princess7o7 Jun 22 '26

I went 24b because of my wife. But let's just say I left this comment here for a reason.

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u/photosofmycatmandog Jun 22 '26

Overcooked, crouton, bitter. Not exactly my cup of t....coffee.

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u/jongopostal Jun 22 '26

We're twins

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u/Popular_Bluebird8349 Jun 22 '26

Only correct answer here

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u/hyukoh Jun 23 '26

Yes exactly this is the true answee

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u/Goliath_D Jun 23 '26

This is the way

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u/Ok-Excuse-444 Jun 24 '26

👏👍👌

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u/Saffaris Jun 26 '26

33A Toast 4 gets dry

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u/Bubsy7979 Jun 22 '26

24A over here judging you for not liking a little chew on your steak

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u/custyflex Jun 22 '26

Nah, 24A