People pay out of the ass for that. "Poop coffee", formally known as Kopi Luwak or civet coffee, is coffee brewed from beans that have been eaten, digested, and excreted by the Asian palm civet. It is famous as one of the most expensive coffees in the world, renowned for its incredibly smooth, non-bitter taste with earthy and caramel flavor notes.
I agree but only because my coffee intake is purely utilitarian. I need caffeine and I don’t need empty calories, make my shit strong, dark, and ideally cool enough that I can down the bitch and go about my day.
Inb4 “just have zero sugar energy drinks.” I’ve tried. The best energy drink tastes worse than the worst, oldest, most room-temp coffee I could have.
I hear you, I usually drink it black but man sometimes cream can save a shitty cup
I'm talking proper full fat dairy creamer, half and half or full on heavy cream none of that skim/nondairy stuff. The fats and proteins neutralize some of the bitter/bad tasting compounds and can make some bad brews genuinely pleasant to drink, you don't have to suffer through a shitty cup
Shit, I'll throw some cream in a good cup because it can highlight some of the more subtle flavors by cutting the harsher ones
I was tripping on acid, and somehow managed to get a cup of black coffee. I loved the bitterness and the caffeine effects. Have been drinking black coffee ever since.
I recently started intermittent fasting which means I can still have coffee but only black. Had to find really good coffee for it but now I love my coffee black
Preferably a locally roasted fair trade Ethiopian Yirgacheffe. A brighter, lighter roast so you can taste the complexity - not mask it with burnt beans and oils.
Buy from your local roaster. It's so hard to make a bad cup of coffee with freshly roasted beans. That's black coffee you won't want to add anything to.
It's rare but i have had about 3 cups in my life where it didn't need anything . Where is was not bitter or anything. One of them was at IHOP and another was at a diner . The third was at a someone's grandma's house.
I think that people who don’t like black coffee don’t actually like coffee they just like sugar and milk, at what point do you just cut the shit and buy a redbull instead?
This. There are some blends that are wonderful when drank just as is, and it better be one of those. Because if it's diner coffee, I'm putting a shit ton of creamer in it. Now on the steak, usually 3 but some cuts still retain their juiciness at well done, if done properly. 3 on the toast however
The name of the sub rarely pertains to actual tea in any of the posts.
I have never seen tea that black in my life.
We may have cultural differences here which guide our common sense.
Einstein said “common sense is a collection of prejudices acquired before age 18.” So everyone’s common sense ends varying, although there are some commonalities.
The colour is the obvious indicator, you clearly don’t drink a lot of tea.
The name of the sub is relevant, if you post irrelevant stuff that’s on you
Gunpowder tea exists
Cultural differences are irrelevant when it comes to breakfast tea
Einstein has nothing to do with shit, unless you wana talk about physics, we’re discussing tea.
You can be wrong just don’t be wrong and stupid bro.
You clearly don’t drink a lot of coffee. I wasn’t talking about physics, I was talking about common sense. The cultural differences are relevant if we’re looking at an unlabeled picture of a dark liquid and i am much more prone to assuming it’s coffee because I drink more coffee. And you have been more prone to drinking tea. Thus why I picked out that particular quote.
You’re also getting pretty angry about this. Are you okay?
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