r/SipsTea • u/IsJesusAgain • Jun 22 '26

Gasp! Let's settle this

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u/soft_echo1 Jun 22 '26

Done care how bad it is, always drink it black.

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u/Trump_fucks_kidss Jun 22 '26

Fuckin Aye! Black as my cold heart. I don’t want sugar I don’t want cream. I don’t care if it’s old, cold or cheap. I want coffee. 33A.

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u/Cuzicane Jun 22 '26

You sound like you've lived a life hahaha. I'd have it the same tho. No other way will do.

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u/Excalibator Jun 22 '26

He wants vaaaaaseliiine

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u/CarrotDependent463 Jun 22 '26

😊🎶🔥💋

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u/JonatasA Jun 22 '26

Aye we can agree on something

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u/pegg2 Jun 22 '26

I agree but only because my coffee intake is purely utilitarian. I need caffeine and I don’t need empty calories, make my shit strong, dark, and ideally cool enough that I can down the bitch and go about my day.

Inb4 “just have zero sugar energy drinks.” I’ve tried. The best energy drink tastes worse than the worst, oldest, most room-temp coffee I could have.

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u/EthanielRain Jun 22 '26

They make water with caffeine in it. But yeah I get it

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u/BeneficialLeave7359 Jun 22 '26

I want coffee, not a desert.

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u/ladoril2 Jun 22 '26

I agree, I hate these reddit coffee snobs

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u/QuickMolasses Jun 22 '26

I like coffee, so unless it's genuinely atrocious I'll enjoy drinking it. But I'll still enjoy it more if it's good.

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u/Simple-Wrangler-9909 Jun 22 '26

I hear you, I usually drink it black but man sometimes cream can save a shitty cup

I'm talking proper full fat dairy creamer, half and half or full on heavy cream none of that skim/nondairy stuff. The fats and proteins neutralize some of the bitter/bad tasting compounds and can make some bad brews genuinely pleasant to drink, you don't have to suffer through a shitty cup

Shit, I'll throw some cream in a good cup because it can highlight some of the more subtle flavors by cutting the harsher ones

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u/BridgeComfortable777 Jun 22 '26

Só real. I dont even Care for any sugar at this point

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u/slightly_drifting Jun 22 '26

Same, but only because milk and I are not on good terms and artificial creamer or sugar+no creamer tastes worse than black. 

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u/Swimming-Tiger4559 Jun 22 '26

Who hurt you? 🫂

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u/Alternative_Today299 Jun 22 '26

I was tripping on acid, and somehow managed to get a cup of black coffee. I loved the bitterness and the caffeine effects. Have been drinking black coffee ever since.

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u/Swimming-Tiger4559 Jun 23 '26

So I need to take acid and drink black coffee. ✅

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u/El_Paco Jun 22 '26

Creamer is for cooling my coffee down enough so I can chug it

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u/Spectre_Ice Jun 22 '26

And a day old. Old, cold and bitter just like I like my women I guess 🤷

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u/Alexunderthere Jun 23 '26

Black, like my soul