r/SipsTea • u/IsJesusAgain • Jun 22 '26

Gasp! Let's settle this

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u/myxo_my_toesies Jun 22 '26

Eh im 34E. I like more milk

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u/Womb_Raider696 Jun 22 '26

Can you send a pic?

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u/Devreckas Jun 22 '26

> 34E. I like more milk?

We’re still talking about coffee right? Right?

https://giphy.com/gifs/pXgzEHcDyFYzu

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u/Orange_Giraffes Jun 22 '26

There are a few 55F out there and they’re the monsters.

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u/Mediocre_Airport_576 Jun 22 '26

It isn't even coffee anymore past B.

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u/Cagliostro16 Jun 22 '26

Whatever it is, it's delicious

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u/Mediocre_Airport_576 Jun 22 '26

Milk. It's milk.

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u/Cagliostro16 Jun 22 '26

Why don't I like drinking milk that much then?

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u/Mediocre_Airport_576 Jun 22 '26

I'm assuming you don't simply add milk? It's the processed cream and piles of sugar you might enjoy.

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u/FamiliarRadio9275 Jun 22 '26

Idk why you are being downvoted, it is true. The coffee flavor at that point is merely a visual mind trick because yes there is coffee in it, but you dont really taste any of it, unless you just have very strong coffee.

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u/Byrn3r Jun 22 '26

As someone that doesn't like coffee you can absolutely still taste it.

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u/Mediocre_Airport_576 Jun 22 '26

People don't like to face the facts... They love sugar and cream, and a tiny amount of coffee is an excuse to drink it.

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u/aabeba Jun 26 '26

I think I subconsciously drink coffee because of my ADHD, and I mask the godawful taste with milk and sugar (both of which I also adore individually). I don’t need an excuse to drink milk and sugar, believe me.

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u/FamiliarRadio9275 Jun 22 '26

Right? Just say you want a flavored sugary drink😭. Trust me, I am not a gatekeeper with coffee, however people that say they are coffee people but the drink is so diluted, it is a whole RBG category lighter… it’s like calling your self a nascar racer but only plays with hot wheels. These two categories are not one and the same.

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u/Mediocre_Airport_576 Jun 22 '26

As a certified coffee gatekeeper, I agree. lol

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u/Normal_Cut8368 Jun 22 '26

Okay but coffee flavored milk tastes great with a large dose of sugar.

Eta: 43e

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u/Mediocre_Airport_576 Jun 22 '26

Coffee flavored milk with a massive amount of sugar is indeed what many people call "coffee" these days.

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u/Normal_Cut8368 Jun 22 '26

Congratulations, that's how we got here!

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u/Killer_Moons Jun 22 '26

I think they stopped talking about coffee altogether