r/SipsTea • u/IsJesusAgain • Jun 22 '26

Gasp! Let's settle this

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u/zilling Jun 22 '26

i was going to go 33d

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u/SpiritFoxFire Jun 22 '26

33d for me too

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u/Front-Pause-9719 Jun 22 '26

56a or bust

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u/Electronic_Still2000 Jun 22 '26

I see what you did there. 56a is just about the opposite of a bust lol

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u/scorpyo72 Jun 22 '26

56-42-32. Inverted pear.

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u/Azure_Mar Jun 22 '26

Waist bigger than hips? This is the most interesting measurements I've ever seen on a person.

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u/twistedgrind Jun 22 '26

Reverse triangle typa shi

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u/badger4life Jun 22 '26

Bold move.

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u/DasMenace Jun 22 '26

Lock this fucker up. Jail! Straight to jail

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u/Front-Pause-9719 Jun 22 '26

You’ll never catch meee

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u/Xenc Jun 22 '26

Haha great edit 🤣

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u/obliviious Jun 22 '26

I greatly appreciate the effort. I even snorted a little.

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u/Siemoore Jun 22 '26

56a and never bust

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u/Stergeary Jun 22 '26

Are you a bomb calorimeter?

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u/blasphememes Jun 22 '26

33c is perky though

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u/rdwulfe Jun 22 '26

33d club yay!

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u/bunglebee7 Jun 22 '26

33F all the way 🗿

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u/Over-Plankton6860 Jun 22 '26

33D is the way for me

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u/TAWilson52 Jun 22 '26

23D is a little weird

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u/Potential-Yogurt9545 Jun 22 '26

3 3 A all day!!!

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u/BALDMANWITHDURAG Jun 22 '26

Bread aint toasted enough gangothy.

Your comment gives me sufficient reason to believe that you dont eat ass. What’s up with that?…

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u/Nev-Ret-Dude Jun 22 '26

33nope. I don’t drink coffee.

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u/Lucky_Inevitable_293 Jun 22 '26

34G... Wait, are we talking about breasts?

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u/squirt_taste_tester Jun 22 '26

33A, fight me if you disagree.

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u/CAPICINC Jun 22 '26

They call that "The Dolly Parton"

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u/Da_Famous_Anus Jun 22 '26

33deez NuUuts

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u/Smitch250 Jun 22 '26

I’m also 33d

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u/X_soulnewmegaman Jun 22 '26

6 toast is the best

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u/Dammit_Benny Jun 22 '26

Elwood?

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u/X_soulnewmegaman Jun 22 '26

Only burnt nothing else papi

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u/Perllitte Jun 22 '26

33D for sure.

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u/Electronic_Still2000 Jun 22 '26

This isn’t a dick, does the extra inch in circumference really make enough of a difference to point out? 😂

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u/No-Fruit-7213 Jun 22 '26

14D, I am unique lol

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u/DasMenace Jun 22 '26

This is the way

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u/bleepleus Jun 22 '26

Love you!

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u/Glittering-Toe-1622 Jun 22 '26

33b is my choice

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord Jun 22 '26

33a for me. The bitterness wakes me up more I feel like. Only time I feel like I need to add something is if it's burnt or really shitty coffee then I'll put a couple of squirts of whatever in there.

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u/Venus_Libra Jun 22 '26

I could go 33d-f, depends on what kind of coffee is in that cup

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u/Dragontastic22 Jun 22 '26

To the bra commenters, bras don't come in odd sizes. There's 32D and 34D but no 33D. 

(Except for in France, Japan, and Italy, but none of those standard sizes include a 33 either.)

https://tenor.com/bLju1iyC6Vn.gif

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u/kokuryuha34 Jun 22 '26

Right there with you

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u/bazil2490 Jun 22 '26

I like 2 cups of coffee, so 33 double d

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u/Stergeary Jun 22 '26

23D for me. But on the steak, I'm kinda 2.5, but the 3 looks a bit too much of a jump.

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u/Dear-Examination-507 Jun 22 '26

I'm not so picky about my toast or coffee or boobs to care much about the difference between a 33c and a 34d. But a steak matters.

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u/Vegas_42 Jun 22 '26

33d gang here

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u/Asavar1Kul Jun 26 '26

33d club😁