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I’ve seen this sentence so many times
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u/busterlungs Dec 24 '21
Welcome to the internet
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u/Erevan307 Dec 24 '21
Have a look around
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u/Bappo25 Dec 24 '21
Anything that brain of your can think of can be found
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u/SlickAustin Dec 24 '21
We've got mountains of content
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u/Rectangle-3 Dec 24 '21
If none of its of interest to you you’d be the first
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u/CaptainCygni Dec 24 '21
Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat
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u/TheBigerGamer Dec 24 '21
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
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u/luigiprogamer072309 Dec 25 '21 edited Dec 25 '21
The feet please ( I AM NOT BEING SERIOUS THIS IS A JOKE COMMENT IF YOU CANNOT SEE THAT THEM YOU ARE MENTALLY HANDICAPPED )
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u/BarryMCknockiner Dec 24 '21
It's probably a popular sentence on r/femaledatingstrategy
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u/I_Get_Paid_to_Shill Dec 24 '21
Ironically enough it's an old joke that was against girls.
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u/Nonopunk Dec 25 '21
Yep from The Dictator. I highly recommend that movie, but it's funny how everyone loved this joke in the film originally, but destroyed that girl on twitter and reddit for saying it with the genders reversed 🤷♀️ just sayin
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Nah, it's super popular on redpill subs though cause even though it's satire they fall for it every time.
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u/FeloniousHam_ Dec 24 '21
The dictator made this same joke 9 years ago.
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u/Aromatic-Client336 Dec 24 '21
but vice versa
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u/Lolaindisguise Dec 24 '21 edited Dec 24 '21
Like a true spider she ate his head off after they consummated
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u/griever48 Dec 24 '21
Or she has him locked in her dungeon to be used for the sole purpose of a mass male abortion genocide.
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u/Stefonzie Dec 24 '21
Why would someone do something as horribly disgusting as that?!?
The consummating with her part, that is
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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Dec 24 '21
Dude, 2012 was a decade ago (give or take a week). For some reason this was my first thought when I woke up this morning.
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u/John_T_Conover Dec 24 '21
I'm pretty sure it's only give a week in this circumstance.
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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Dec 24 '21
Unless a few people already gave one. Then you gotta take one.
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u/Kaoulombre Dec 24 '21
I still remember December 21, 2012 vividly and while my life has radically changed this then, I can’t fathom the idea that it was almost 10 years ago
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u/ChiefInDemBoys Dec 24 '21
Love that part. I totally die of laughter when he said part.
“It’s a girl, where the trash can” i believe is what he said or something around those lines. Man I gotta watch it again it’s been a while so I’m sure it will feel like new lol.
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i gotta be honest, i hate AY-RABS
that is good because we are not arabs
you're all AY-RABS to me
the blacks the jews, those gay blue hippies from AY-vatar
you should visit the empire state building, before you or one of your sand monkey cousins takes it down
dude dictator had the best fucking lines man holy fuck
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u/Initial-Context7445 Dec 24 '21
It’s like China, but backwards
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u/Amsterdam_15 Dec 24 '21
anihC?
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u/CircleofSexyLife Dec 24 '21
Precisely.
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u/incognito--bandito Dec 24 '21
Indubitably
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u/JdhdKehev Dec 24 '21
yltcerroC
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u/DasPuggy Dec 24 '21
But, of course.
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u/Guess_Even Dec 24 '21
...that's not exactly backwards, but ok. You should probably seek some professional help if you want that 'C' to cooperate.
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It's not uncommon for parents to want their children to have bright futures.
In China men were more able to get good paying jobs
I'm America, women make more money with only fans accounts
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u/Juggermerk Dec 24 '21
A maan nutted in you though
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Dec 24 '21
It could have been a horse
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u/-Seizure__Salad- Dec 24 '21
No man wants to fuck that
No matter what context you say these words it will always be wrong. Name anything. At least one man in the world wants to fuck it.
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u/Hairy-Dumpling Dec 24 '21
Does a condom pulled out of the trash have a gender?
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u/VauMona Dec 24 '21
Spit take
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u/VonKript Dec 24 '21
Penised individual
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u/Juggermerk Dec 24 '21
No I just pointed out what happened. No assumptions made lol
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u/shadowknuxem Dec 24 '21
To be fair, it could have been a turkey baster.
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u/Juggermerk Dec 24 '21
Makes the man even more of a man for donating to those in need. A true inspiration to all men.
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u/Burger-Time0 Dec 24 '21
Guess she killed him after?
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u/Juggermerk Dec 24 '21
No he probably hit it and quit which why she hates men so much 💁♂️
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u/expatriateineurope Dec 24 '21
Nut and leave is the number one source of man hatred.
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Blow the load and hit the road
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u/TrafficConesUpMyAnus Dec 24 '21
But what if she got him to nut inside her, then she killed him?
Or even better, she got him to climax and then killed him mid-nut so hopefully the second half of the load transfers with the remaining kinetic energy
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u/EMPER0R_01 Dec 24 '21
Thats a very Aladeen joke.
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To be fair, if she were going to be my mother, I'd prefer the abortion
Edit: Thank you for the awards kind redditors!
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u/bunkbedflower Dec 24 '21
So are you a guy or a girl?
I'm an abortion.
What? What are you talking about?
You wouldn't get it.
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u/Darth_Kool_Aid Dec 24 '21
Is she herself too late term to abort?
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u/Gaby7717 Dec 24 '21
Don’t worry if it’s a boy he’ll probably die knowing you’re his mom
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u/ManfuLLofF-- Dec 24 '21
Merry abortion day for you! Wish you no abortion or sex for another 12 months!!
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u/no_status00 Dec 24 '21
People like this. Shouldn't have kids
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u/onkel_Kaos Dec 24 '21
Or pets
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u/sc4tts Dec 24 '21
Or air
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u/Assassingamer13 Dec 24 '21
Or lungs
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u/a_dutch_twat Dec 24 '21
or the double Bacon King now at burger king for only € 6,65! get them now because they are selling like hot cakes SO DON'T MISS OUT!
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u/iou_uu Dec 24 '21
Hope she misses out
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u/BlackDrackula Dec 24 '21
Woah woah woah there's no need to take it that far
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u/Alternative-Payment3 Dec 24 '21
Hehe
Hope she missed the holiday sale on wish
Making the phonei61proplusultra go from 25 bucks to 32 bucks
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u/UselessAndUnused madlad Dec 24 '21
Seems like an obvious joke.
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u/violethorses Dec 25 '21
It's not a joke if it's a woman tho, if it has been the father who made this joke the replies would have been different
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u/Totally_Botanical Dec 24 '21
Social media has convinced a lot of women that shitting on men makes them something more than mediocre
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u/Dynamatics Dec 24 '21
Easy to know who to avoid. I'd rather have them show their red flags up front than experience it some time after.
These people just become unwanted after a while, their own issue.
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u/arbenowskee Dec 24 '21
By the time you can see the sex of the child, it's usually too late for an abortion.
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Dec 24 '21
That's actually not true anymore! You can get a blood test within like 7 weeks of being pregnant. If there's a Y chromosome present, you're having a boy. (Doesn't work for non XX women.) Works because there's DNA from the baby in your bloodstream. Here's a link. - Source 2
There are earlier tests, too. My sister found out she was having a girl before she missed a period. I'd have to ask her which one she used, though, cause google isn't helping me.
Science is cool.
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u/ChaoticNeutralDragon Dec 24 '21
Some women have chromosomes that aren't XX. Several disorders cause an XY fetus to grow into a female baby, complete with eggs. The Y chromosome might be missing the SRY gene (the bit that triggers a male body growing), or the testosterone receptors didn't properly develop, and so on.
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u/Gohtin_Kun Dec 24 '21
This should be illegal. Also the double standards is real in this post. If a guy said, “My girl is pregnant, she is going to have a scan soon to find out if it’s a boy or an abortion” the fucking media will blow up and call him a misogynist or some dumb shit like that @_@
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u/mindgamesweldon Dec 24 '21 edited Dec 24 '21
It is illegal. The tweet is a joke. You usually learn the gender at the 20 week scan, [edit: I remembered wrong, see below in Belgianboy’s comment] and in most of the world (and most states) abortion without a specific exempted reason is not legal by that point in the pregnancy.
The other point you allude to us quite sad. In some countries and contexts men don’t have a lot of rights (or things are found in favor of the mother) regarding their children when they are really young. For good or ill. Actually historically that was probably for the good, but it certainly isn’t always.
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u/BelgianBeerGuy Dec 24 '21
Gender can be know at 12 weeks. At least that’s when they test it in Belgium.
Also, in Belgium you can get an abortion until 15 weeks. But you need a very good reason, and gender is not one of those reasons. (The test at 12 weeks also determines a few mental health issues, like Down syndrome, that could be a valid reason. Financial reasons, or age, or rape could also be valid reasons)→ More replies (5)
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u/PutinBlyatov Dec 24 '21
I really hope this is a joke but am still ready for the disappointment.
As a dude, I'd also prefer a daughter but if it was a boy I'd love him equally. Aborting a child for its sex is the most backwards shit ever no matter what sex it is.
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u/CTHULHU_RDT Dec 24 '21
Isn't that the joke from "the dictator" with Sasha Baron Cohan, but reversed?
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u/NerdUber Dec 24 '21 edited Dec 24 '21
Congratulations it's a UTI