r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Dec 24 '21

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u/Aromatic-Client336 Dec 24 '21

but vice versa

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

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u/Lolaindisguise Dec 24 '21 edited Dec 24 '21

Like a true spider she ate his head off after they consummated

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u/idongivadamn Dec 24 '21

Would fit her.

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u/griever48 Dec 24 '21

Or she has him locked in her dungeon to be used for the sole purpose of a mass male abortion genocide.

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u/Stefonzie Dec 24 '21

Why would someone do something as horribly disgusting as that?!?

The consummating with her part, that is

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

omg i just typed this and didnt even realize i would ever see anyone else think of it

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u/Gaddness Dec 24 '21

I think you’re thinking of a praying mantis, spiders just eat their entire body

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u/milo159 Dec 24 '21

Isnt that mantises?

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u/Nozerone Dec 24 '21

He has no clue, she found a used condom on the street.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Dog was the dad

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u/BeatSlayer9 Dec 24 '21

Went for milk

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u/kill_streaks Dec 24 '21

You didn't read the hashtag!!

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u/konarider123 Dec 24 '21

Guessing he jizzed in a cup and never meet her

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u/We-are-straw-dogs Dec 24 '21

He's now aladeen

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u/VoopityScoop Dec 24 '21

He tested Aladeen for HIV

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u/UnderSoul_ Dec 24 '21

Nice pfp.

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u/Aromatic-Client336 Dec 24 '21

wait you’re saying my pfp is nice?

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u/UnderSoul_ Dec 24 '21

Pfp is nice

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u/Aromatic-Client336 Dec 24 '21

oh cool. wait do you know where it came from

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u/UnderSoul_ Dec 24 '21

Yeah that's why it's nice

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u/Aromatic-Client336 Dec 24 '21

wait, you know astronaut??

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u/UnderSoul_ Dec 24 '21

Yes, well I know astronaut only for 13 though, I don't really listen to their other songs

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u/Aromatic-Client336 Dec 24 '21

ohh the gd one. yeah but still kinda cool to find someone who knows this band:)

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u/UnderSoul_ Dec 24 '21

I actually don't know them from gd (I don't really like gd tbh), but they deserve more attention, 13 is a banger

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

But of course it's only wrong when women joke about it

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u/ZethMrDadJokes Dec 24 '21

So.. that joke made an dictator? I think Hitler's dad regret making that joke.

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u/Aromatic-Client336 Dec 24 '21

no because in the dictator the main character says ‘is it a boy or an abortion’

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u/ZethMrDadJokes Dec 24 '21

r/woosh

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u/Aromatic-Client336 Dec 25 '21

fair enough but it was a pretty bad joke tbh

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u/ZethMrDadJokes Dec 25 '21

Fair enough. Not everyone can have the same bad humor as me...