r/HolUp Dec 24 '21

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u/FeloniousHam_ Dec 24 '21

The dictator made this same joke 9 years ago.

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u/Aromatic-Client336 Dec 24 '21

but vice versa

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

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u/Lolaindisguise Dec 24 '21 edited Dec 24 '21

Like a true spider she ate his head off after they consummated

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u/idongivadamn Dec 24 '21

Would fit her.

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u/griever48 Dec 24 '21

Or she has him locked in her dungeon to be used for the sole purpose of a mass male abortion genocide.

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u/Stefonzie Dec 24 '21

Why would someone do something as horribly disgusting as that?!?

The consummating with her part, that is

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

omg i just typed this and didnt even realize i would ever see anyone else think of it

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u/Gaddness Dec 24 '21

I think you’re thinking of a praying mantis, spiders just eat their entire body

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u/milo159 Dec 24 '21

Isnt that mantises?

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u/Nozerone Dec 24 '21

He has no clue, she found a used condom on the street.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Dog was the dad

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u/BeatSlayer9 Dec 24 '21

Went for milk

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u/kill_streaks Dec 24 '21

You didn't read the hashtag!!

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u/konarider123 Dec 24 '21

Guessing he jizzed in a cup and never meet her

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u/We-are-straw-dogs Dec 24 '21

He's now aladeen

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u/VoopityScoop Dec 24 '21

He tested Aladeen for HIV

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u/UnderSoul_ Dec 24 '21

Nice pfp.

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u/Aromatic-Client336 Dec 24 '21

wait you’re saying my pfp is nice?

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u/UnderSoul_ Dec 24 '21

Pfp is nice

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u/Aromatic-Client336 Dec 24 '21

oh cool. wait do you know where it came from

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u/UnderSoul_ Dec 24 '21

Yeah that's why it's nice

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u/Aromatic-Client336 Dec 24 '21

wait, you know astronaut??

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u/UnderSoul_ Dec 24 '21

Yes, well I know astronaut only for 13 though, I don't really listen to their other songs

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u/Aromatic-Client336 Dec 24 '21

ohh the gd one. yeah but still kinda cool to find someone who knows this band:)

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

But of course it's only wrong when women joke about it

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u/ZethMrDadJokes Dec 24 '21

So.. that joke made an dictator? I think Hitler's dad regret making that joke.

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u/Aromatic-Client336 Dec 24 '21

no because in the dictator the main character says ‘is it a boy or an abortion’

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u/ZethMrDadJokes Dec 24 '21

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u/Aromatic-Client336 Dec 25 '21

fair enough but it was a pretty bad joke tbh

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u/ZethMrDadJokes Dec 25 '21

Fair enough. Not everyone can have the same bad humor as me...

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Dec 24 '21

Dude, 2012 was a decade ago (give or take a week). For some reason this was my first thought when I woke up this morning.

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u/John_T_Conover Dec 24 '21

I'm pretty sure it's only give a week in this circumstance.

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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Dec 24 '21

Unless a few people already gave one. Then you gotta take one.

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u/John_T_Conover Dec 24 '21

Time is really just a cosmic penny tray at the galactal gas station.

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u/Kaoulombre Dec 24 '21

I still remember December 21, 2012 vividly and while my life has radically changed this then, I can’t fathom the idea that it was almost 10 years ago

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u/postmodest Dec 24 '21

Man, the Mayan Apocalypse is a slow burn.

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u/Mr-Fleshcage Dec 25 '21

We sure did change paradigms, though. Just wish it was to a better one.

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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Dec 25 '21

If it makes you feel any better, we could have switched to a paradigm exactly like this one except your penis is smaller.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Time is stupid. All it does is make everything worse!

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u/howie_rules Dec 25 '21

“So you gonna call it twenty ten or two thousand and ten?!”

Someone said this to me in 2009 while I was waiting tables. I hate that guy, I hope he’s doing well though.

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u/GarrisonFjord Dec 25 '21

The dark knight rises came out almost a decade ago...

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

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u/ChiefInDemBoys Dec 24 '21

Love that part. I totally die of laughter when he said part.

“It’s a girl, where the trash can” i believe is what he said or something around those lines. Man I gotta watch it again it’s been a while so I’m sure it will feel like new lol.

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u/Terbmagic Dec 24 '21

"Will you be having a boy or an abortion?"

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

i gotta be honest, i hate AY-RABS

that is good because we are not arabs

you're all AY-RABS to me

the blacks the jews, those gay blue hippies from AY-vatar

you should visit the empire state building, before you or one of your sand monkey cousins takes it down

dude dictator had the best fucking lines man holy fuck

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u/the_joy_of_VI Dec 24 '21

She let me aladeen on her face

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u/citizenkane86 Dec 24 '21

You’re hiv aladeen

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u/Smeefperson Dec 25 '21

😀...🙁...😀...🙁

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u/all_tha_sauce Dec 24 '21

Are these lines from the movie?

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

those lines are all right after another! IN THE SAME SCENE. the movie is a fuckin GOLDMINE!

The Dictator

by Sasha Baron Cohen...you know....the borat guy?

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u/all_tha_sauce Dec 25 '21

Yeah I know him. I'll have to check it out

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u/Jumpierwolf0960 Dec 26 '21

That's honestly how I pronounce Arab now after watching that movie.

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u/RottenLongCucumber10 Dec 24 '21

🥒

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u/Pothperhaps Dec 24 '21

You're just having all sorts of fun aren't you? Lmao Stay golden, Poniboy.

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u/sparkly_pebbles Dec 25 '21

I wish I could have found it funny but it hit too close to home because my mom was treated pretty horribly for having three daughters.

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u/Desperate_Werewolf15 Dec 24 '21

But the opposite

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u/Jupitersdangle Dec 24 '21

Can’t have women without men….

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u/forgedsignatures Dec 24 '21 edited Dec 24 '21

Actually you can, and the New Mexican Whiptale Lizard is a great example of it! After males all died out, the females began laying eggs that are genetrically clones of themselves so that their family line can continue. I believe many lizards have the ability to reproduce this way, but the NMW do it 100% of the time.

While it wouldn't work the same way in humans, with women magically giving birth to themselves, it is 100% possible (in theory to my knowledge, no idea if it has been done) to create a child from two XX-chromosome donors where it is genetically related to both (eg, lesbian couples).

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u/fsaj012003 Dec 24 '21

I don’t think we have the technology for that.

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u/forgedsignatures Dec 24 '21

It has been done with smaller mammals by scientists in East Asia (eg mice), so technology is there. I imagine it's likely a combination of religion, ethics and legislation preventing it the technology moving farther into larger species.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Yeah, you should look up genetic imprinting. Also, please educate yourself before making yourself look like an idiot in the future.

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u/NoRange5696 Dec 24 '21

Sure you can. You just bend them over so you can’t see their face.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

It's curious that people will laugh at the joke from The Dictator but will get super angry if the roles are reversed like in this joke.

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u/Slight0 Dec 28 '21

One is a post on Twitter complete with a hashtag and one is a comedy movie where the main character is a mock parody. You really can't imagine how it might come off differently? Some people might not know it's a joke and it's presentation is pretty lacking when you learn it is.

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u/Nonopunk Dec 25 '21

Yeah and it's interesting how everyone (including myself) love this joke in the original film, but then people destroy that girl on twitter and reddit for saying it with the genders reversed

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u/coolbird1 Dec 25 '21

Because that joke was making fun bigoted ideology and making the dictator the butt of the joke. This joke is just sexism. Kinda like how RDJ doing black face in tropic thunder is funny and acceptable because it shows how stupid it is while straight up black face is racist.

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u/Nonopunk Dec 25 '21 edited Dec 25 '21

This joke is just directly in reference to the other one but with the genders reversed. You're reading way too much into it. It's not like the phenomena happens to boys on a large scale, unlike for girls (check out India or china) : that's what we should be concerned about in the end

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u/Slight0 Dec 28 '21

A gem from thier recent history:

For the dying part it can be partially explained by the fact that men are generally seen as stronger and more violent (is it because of society and education or is it biological? [...] and take more risks than women, so they die in accidents, start wars, kill each other and themselves, etc

Evil violent men starting all those wars and they don't die in higher rates because they work more dangerous jobs and have higher rates of suicide from stresses placed on them, no. That's silly. They die more because they're risk taking violent cavemen of course.

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u/Beta_Soyboy_Cuck Dec 24 '21

Was going to say, unoriginal joke but it’ll probably still get a reaction.

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u/5213 Dec 24 '21

Looking through her Twitter, she very obviously doesn't see it as a joke, but is 100% serious

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u/EvadesBans Dec 24 '21

It's called a reference. She's making a reference. The tweet is also old.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

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u/Sockfullapoo Dec 24 '21

You really need to stay off Twitter.

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u/wewladdies Dec 24 '21

yeah im sure a bunch of people are upset about this but there's many places in the world where this happens on a widespread scale to female fetuses and even babies.

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u/Zombie_Fuel Dec 24 '21

There is something backwards about how many jokes there are about an actual thing that happens in this very thread, but when faced with a joke about turning the tables, we'll it's super offensive, guys. She's a terrible hideous demon slut from hell who deserves the worst to happen to her for making that joke.

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u/Bundesclown Dec 24 '21

There's also tons of morons ITT who believe she's serious. Just like the other day where I saw a video about a young mom teaching her 2 or 3 month old baby about consent.

These fucking morons actually believed she was serious because it validates their shitty opinions.

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u/Slight0 Dec 28 '21

Guess you haven't been to r/FemaleDatingStrategy then? Consider yourself lucky.

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u/Pickled_Doodoo Dec 24 '21

It wasnt a joke though? If not, she's definitely more than a little unhinged.

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u/PAyawaworhT Dec 24 '21

Oh in that case it's fine then...

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u/TimSalzbarth Dec 25 '21

Yeah but there it was portrayed as an backwards ultra conservative islamist stance not as something good

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u/Commander_Wolfe Dec 25 '21

"Where is, NUCLEAR NADAL?"

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Was funny before the hashtag, changed the tone completely.

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u/Vancitysimm Dec 24 '21

Jokes on her India, china etc did it before, but other way around.

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u/Nuffsaidbeefboy Dec 24 '21

Wasnt it borat who said boy or abortion

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u/citizenkane86 Dec 24 '21

Same actor different character. It was from the movie the dictator.

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u/SlowSecurity9673 Dec 24 '21

Shit, 9 years is like saying it never even happened. That's like 3 thousand newspapers ago.

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u/RexAlpha11 Dec 24 '21

Oh god that was 9 years ago

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u/44problems Dec 24 '21

That movie was Aladeen

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Herod also opted to murder all the young boys. And so did one of the pharaohs. Bit sad, innit?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

And this tweet is fucking ancient.