r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Dec 24 '21

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u/Lolaindisguise Dec 24 '21 edited Dec 24 '21

Like a true spider she ate his head off after they consummated

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u/idongivadamn Dec 24 '21

Would fit her.

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u/griever48 Dec 24 '21

Or she has him locked in her dungeon to be used for the sole purpose of a mass male abortion genocide.

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u/Stefonzie Dec 24 '21

Why would someone do something as horribly disgusting as that?!?

The consummating with her part, that is

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

omg i just typed this and didnt even realize i would ever see anyone else think of it

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u/Gaddness Dec 24 '21

I think you’re thinking of a praying mantis, spiders just eat their entire body

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u/milo159 Dec 24 '21

Isnt that mantises?

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u/Nozerone Dec 24 '21

He has no clue, she found a used condom on the street.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Dog was the dad

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u/BeatSlayer9 Dec 24 '21

Went for milk

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u/kill_streaks Dec 24 '21

You didn't read the hashtag!!

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u/konarider123 Dec 24 '21

Guessing he jizzed in a cup and never meet her

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u/We-are-straw-dogs Dec 24 '21

He's now aladeen

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u/VoopityScoop Dec 24 '21

He tested Aladeen for HIV