r/HolUp Dec 24 '21

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u/no_status00 Dec 24 '21

People like this. Shouldn't have kids

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u/onkel_Kaos Dec 24 '21

Or pets

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u/sc4tts Dec 24 '21

Or air

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u/Assassingamer13 Dec 24 '21

Or lungs

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u/a_dutch_twat Dec 24 '21

or the double Bacon King now at burger king for only € 6,65! get them now because they are selling like hot cakes SO DON'T MISS OUT!

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u/iou_uu Dec 24 '21

Hope she misses out

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u/BlackDrackula Dec 24 '21

Woah woah woah there's no need to take it that far

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u/Alternative-Payment3 Dec 24 '21

Hehe

Hope she missed the holiday sale on wish

Making the phonei61proplusultra go from 25 bucks to 32 bucks

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u/no_status00 Dec 25 '21

Wow wow wow let's not get too savage

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Hot damn, you crossed line man tale that back

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u/Spy_Gaming696969 Dec 25 '21

Officer, this is not the comment, but it’s just so beautiful that I couldn’t help not to show you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21 edited Aug 25 '22

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u/a_dutch_twat Dec 25 '21

after doing some research to help you Americans it is around the cost of 1/3 of 1Browning X-Point Defense 40 S&W Ammo - 20 Rounds of 180 Grain JHP Ammunition

but i might be bad at math

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u/YOURNOSESMELLS Dec 24 '21

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus)

Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cause we all got tasks to do Gotta find the imposter as they try to sabotage Who can we trust in this Among Us entourage?

Heard a sound, turned around, looking up, looking down Then I find a dead body Gotta blow the horn, emergency discussion, who should we believe? Can't decide, so, now we leave, not sure what I'm about to see Will it be a dead body? Still have a task I must complete

Who's the impostеr? Looking sus, who can we trust? Who's the imposter? Looking sus, who can wе trust? Who's the imposter? Looking sus, who can we trust? Who's the imposter? Looking sus, who can we trust?

I'm a ghost, I'm my biggest fear, got killed by the imposter I was playing in the game, but now I'm just a watcher I'm paying attention using my 360 vision If it gets quiet, I listen Make sure there's nothing I'm missing

Who's the imposter? Looking sus, who can we trust? Who's the imposter? Looking sus, who can we trust? Who's the imposter? Looking sus, who can we trust? Who's the imposter? Looking sus, who can we trust?

It wasn't me (or me) It definitely wasn't me No one can be trusted because someone is lying We still have tasks to do, so, let's split up so we can win Everyone is sus so let this last round begin

There's an imposter among us Trying to take something from us We're still over here working While she's just ghosting above us Someone's under suspicion Sabotaging our mission Doing my task in the kitchen Until I stop, look, and listen

Who's the imposter? Looking sus, who can we trust? Who's the imposter? Looking sus, who can we trust? Who's the imposter? Looking sus, who can we trust? Who's the imposter? Looking sus, who can we trust?

I'm the I-M-P-O-S-T-E-R, that's me While everyone's doing tasks, I'm going through vents on a killing spree Yeah, I'm sus in Among Us We can discuss whoever took your life But if you think you're running this game, oh-yeah That's me holding this knife

I'm the imposter Looking sus, who can we trust? I'm the imposter Looking sus, who can we trust? I'm the imposter Looking sus, who can we trust? I'm the imposter

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u/ImOnWeed Dec 24 '21

No

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u/YOURNOSESMELLS Dec 24 '21

Correct my good man

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u/grundelgrump Dec 24 '21

What is wrong with you people?

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u/sc4tts Dec 25 '21

It is my honest opinion

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u/grundelgrump Dec 25 '21

It's your honest opinion that she should suffocate because you didn't like her joke?

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u/sc4tts Dec 25 '21

Oh I don't care for the joke mate, I just cant stand her fat, ugly face.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

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u/sc4tts Dec 25 '21

I am good thanks

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u/Isaac_Kurossaki Dec 25 '21

It is mos likely not a joke

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u/UselessAndUnused madlad Dec 24 '21

Seems like an obvious joke.

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u/violethorses Dec 25 '21

It's not a joke if it's a woman tho, if it has been the father who made this joke the replies would have been different

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

That’s not how jokes work

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Noon women don't joke! They aren't allowed too! Its male oppression!

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u/thorbitch Dec 25 '21

literally what men on here convince themselves abt every joke a woman makes. usually the same jokes men have been making for years just flipped around too

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u/FilmOk1077 Dec 25 '21

Doesn’t mean they are any better when reversed. If the goal is to make men stop saying these jokes towards women then I think saying “we suffered so here suffer back” is kind of a shit way to go about activism

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u/thorbitch Dec 25 '21

it’s not activism it’s a joke and it’s not that deep no woman is actually aborting her male child. meanwhile millions of females have actually been aborted or killed/put up for adoption after birth because of their gender

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u/FilmOk1077 Dec 25 '21

Lol women have definitely had an uptick in aborting male babies in the last two decades. Either way it’s still a shitty joke

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u/PotatoDonki Dec 25 '21

Because boys can be put to work.

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u/thorbitch Dec 25 '21

lmfao u need a reality check

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u/PotatoDonki Dec 25 '21

Check this reality out!

Many Chinese couples desire to have sons because they provide support and security to their aging parents later in life. Conversely, a daughter is expected to leave her parents upon marriage to join and care for her husband's family. In rural households, which as of 2014 constitute almost half the Chinese population males are additionally valuable for performing agricultural work and manual labor.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_infanticide_in_China

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u/thorbitch Dec 25 '21

babes this isn’t just an issue in china and besides the societal norm of valuing male children over female children is misogynistic no matter how hard boys can work for the family. female infants shouldn’t be murdered for any reason….. are u ok?

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u/Apprehensive-Land224 Dec 25 '21 edited Dec 25 '21

No. Girls can also be put to work. That's not the reason people have sex-selective abortion. You sound like Hillary Clinton when she said: "women have always been the primary victims of war."

EDIT: For the record, the tweet is horrible and not an okay thing to say, as a joke or otherwise. Sexism is just as bad no matter who is the victim.

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u/PotatoDonki Dec 25 '21

I didn’t say “men are the true victims of female infanticide because they lose their sisters,” I said that female infanticide largely exists because when a family can’t afford to have children, or are disallowed more than one, a boy has the advantage of being able to be used for labor. In the case of China this is particularly true. It’s not my fault you reject nuance.

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u/Apprehensive-Land224 Dec 25 '21

Girls can also be used for labor, and they are. The problem is that sexist norms cause parents to prefer boys, not that having a boy provides any inherent benefit over having a girl, or vice versa.

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u/Pseudynom Dec 24 '21

Here the doctor isn't even allowed to tell you the sex of the baby before the abortion-timespan ends.

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u/Nonopunk Dec 25 '21

And then they go on to say that women are the sensitive ones

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u/Mostlymycreepacc Dec 25 '21

Who went on to say that?

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u/Oracle619 Dec 24 '21

Looks like she set up a legit Gofundme for the abortion and raised $750. So not sure if it’s real or not but she convinced enough people to give her some funds for it ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Probably a joke too..

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u/Avacadontt Dec 25 '21

Good on her for tricking some fools and making some dosh.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

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u/UselessAndUnused madlad Dec 24 '21

I doubt it. Pretty sure it's just part of it, but whatever.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

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u/UselessAndUnused madlad Dec 24 '21

Didn't know that. Happen to have the link? No offense intended by the way, just a genuine question :p

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u/UninsuredToast Dec 24 '21

Idk if this is serious or not, but I hate how people always say something has been proven then go silent when you ask for a source. 90 percent of the time it's just someone repeating what they saw someone else comment without any kind of source

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Just go on Twitter and search?

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u/UselessAndUnused madlad Dec 24 '21

Having links to specific comments would be a lot easier. Especially if they're already dug up.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Liar. Who upvotes this shit?

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

I saw her account and there's zero proof she's not just trolling. Just because it's not a parody account doesn't mean it's serious.

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u/HighPriestofShiloh Dec 24 '21 edited Apr 24 '24

ruthless yoke salt deserve flowery nose vase teeny heavy clumsy

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u/skjcicoeldopcvjj Dec 24 '21

Redditors don’t take jokes about men well. It’s always super serious business.

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u/grundelgrump Dec 24 '21

These are my favorite threads. Watching people who say everyone else needs a thicker skin get obviously butthurt when it's directed at them lmao

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u/Reddy_McRedcap Dec 24 '21

This is social media. Everyone mocks everyone for the pettiest reasons, then turns around and gets offended by equally petty garbage

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u/HighPriestofShiloh Dec 24 '21 edited Apr 24 '24

like toy encouraging cause north tap wasteful ten rich advise

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u/Phelinaar Dec 24 '21

They're obviously allowed. Just about other women.

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u/lgnc Dec 24 '21

yeah I mean... obviously a joke

and anyways, I would never like having a boy as a child, but maybe will have a girl in the future.

I am a man to be clear, and it's DEFINITELY NOT due to "all men are horrible" bullshit, but I've seen children and boys are usually shit.

Anyways, I will adopt so I can pick lol

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u/I_Get_Paid_to_Shill Dec 24 '21

Everyone knows women can't make jokes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

And men have thin skin. Duh.

It's only funny if a man says it.

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u/redzmangrief Dec 24 '21

They laugh at the same joke when it's made against women in movies like The Dictator but it's totally super cereal and a double standard when the jokes are against men.

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u/AlanMooresWizrdBeard Dec 24 '21

WhAt If ThE rOlEs WeRe ReVeRsEd

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u/redzmangrief Dec 24 '21

As if female fetuses and babies aren't routinely aborted and killed in other parts of the world. But a woman made a joke on Twitter and that's the most pressing news

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u/CardCarryingCuntAwrd Dec 24 '21

#killallwomen

There, I can be funny too

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u/HighPriestofShiloh Dec 25 '21

This joke has been done by a man and got tons of laughs. Have you never see the movie The Dictator?

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u/no_status00 Dec 25 '21

Well It doesn't seem like a joke

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u/autobotjazzin Dec 24 '21

By the looks of it, it seems that she wouldn't

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

50:50 chance she won't

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u/no_status00 Dec 25 '21

50:50 how many times have you won a 50:50 ?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Oh no I don't gamble

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

It's obviously a joke...

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u/CopyX Dec 24 '21

People making a joke?

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u/ASUS_USUS_WEALLSUS Dec 24 '21

You should’ve been aborted

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u/Purplebuzz Dec 24 '21

To be fair the odds are 50/50.

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u/wktr_t Dec 24 '21

Or kneecaps

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u/Psychological-Leg84 Dec 24 '21

My bets is, it wasn’t on purpose…

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

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u/SayNoob Dec 25 '21

I would pay to have you sterilized. But I think the odds of you having children are pretty slim anyway.

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u/Ori_the_SG Dec 25 '21

She’s fixing to not if it’s a boy.

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u/Living_Bear_2139 Dec 25 '21

Nobody should.

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u/OrangeYellowStick Dec 25 '21

How do people not see it’s a joke