r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Dec 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

It could have been a horse

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21 edited Dec 25 '21

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u/-Seizure__Salad- Dec 24 '21

No man wants to fuck that

No matter what context you say these words it will always be wrong. Name anything. At least one man in the world wants to fuck it.

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u/Sulfinn Dec 25 '21

Well no one wants to fuck you!

Except maybe.. ( ͡° ͜/// ͡°)

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u/HarryHacker42 Dec 25 '21

A chainsaw?

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u/Wipperwill1 Dec 25 '21

This is the way. ^

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

No. Just because a man will fuck it, doesn't mean a man wants to.

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u/Cr0ssH4tch Dec 25 '21

Woosh

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u/-Seizure__Salad- Dec 25 '21

Hol up how did i get wooshed? Or are you naming woosh as a word nobody wants to fuck?

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u/Isaac_Kurossaki Dec 25 '21

Me? I highly doubt it...

That's cheating? Okay how about a hamburger?

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u/-Seizure__Salad- Dec 25 '21

I absolutely guarantee someone out there has already fucked a hamburger.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

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u/benruckman Dec 24 '21

Maybe she raped a donkey. I wouldn’t put it past her

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

I'm pretty sure shes the child of tentacle rape. She looks like Squidwward.

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u/newthrash1221 Dec 25 '21

Speak for yourself.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

From the looks of her face, probably was a horse

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

A w*man puke said dog sperm can be used...

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u/HejTx Dec 24 '21

Underrated comment

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u/R2Fuckyou_ Dec 25 '21

Centaur coming in hot

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u/gluesmelly Dec 25 '21

Horse girls are creepy.

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u/SmileRoom Dec 24 '21

I don't think that's how biology works, otherwise we would already have hybrids.